(A/N Hey guys! This will probably be the last chapter for a while, because I am away for the summer. So, I hope you enjoy! Keep sendin' in those reviews! It's healthy!)

Girly.X.Girl: Standing in audience Welcome back! Do you have those commercial tunes in your head yet? Because if you don't, I will drill a whole in your head, and… Gets cut off by some one talking to her in her earphoneSorry guys! Didn't mean ta scare ya! Any ways, some audience members are going to ask Hermione a question or two…or…three… Any ways, I'll be passing the mic off to…Ghostwriter626. Full of questions today, aren't you Ghostwriter626?

Ghostwriter626: Right… Backs away Um, is it true that you and Ron got drunk, and had sex, which ended up in you getting pregnant with his child?

Hermione Granger: You people! Stands up I cannot believe you would ask a thing like that! I happen to be 17 you know!

Girly.X.Girl: I thought Harry said he was 15… OMG Are you really smart because you got held back two years?

Hermione Granger: No…you see, it's very sad. Harry is on drugs.

Girly.X.Girl: Sarcastically Like no one saw THAT coming.

Hermione Granger: Yeah, ok, what ever! Hexes Ghostwriter626

Ghostwriter626: AHHH!

Girly.X.Girl: O…K…then, Um, Here, Robert, you help Ghostwriter626…and…I'll continue asking questions ok?

Robert: Grunts

Girly.X.Girl: WAIT! I NEED THE MIC! Runs over to Ghostwriter626 and pries it out of their hands Ok! Next we have a person by the name of…Emerika…wow…such odd names parents are choosing for youngens these days.

Emerika: Hi Hermione!

Hermione Granger: Hi…Em…erika!

Emerika: Ok, a few questions, Number One: Is it true that you and Ron aren't really Prefects? You just use the excuse of 'patrolling the halls' to go and have a snog?

Hermione Granger: Um…I have no idea what your talking about Goes Red

Emerika: Yes you do! Any ways, next question, Could YOU tell us what is going on between Harry and Ginny?

Hermione Granger: I COULD, but…I won't.

Emerika: Oh come on!

Hermione Granger: No! I will call security.

Emerika: I wouldn't do that if I were you!

Hermione Granger: Yeah, ok Snorts and why not?

Emerika: Because I have your diary Holds up Diary

Hermione Granger: Ok, Ok, Um…I think they are currently dating.

Emerika: Okie dokie. So, my last question is; Can you tell Harry I said hi?

Hermione Granger: Sure…he…he…Looks nervously at diary Can I have that back now please?

Emerika: I guess Throws Diary at Hermione

Hermione Granger: Drops it, then picks it up Thanks. I guess.

Girly.X.Girl: Hi! I haven't talked in a while. I like talking! How dare you people upstage me on my own show! Any ways, I'll be handing the mic over too…HadesSiren…such a chatty little lad.

HadesSiren: Right… Ok, Hermione, do you ever wonder if Draco Malfoy has a thing for you? And if so, would you ever date him.

Hermione Granger: Sits down You know what, he is good looking and all, and I must say, I have never actually thought about that, but if he did like me, I don't think I could ever bring myself to dating a ferret.

HadesSiren: Ok…thank you. Looks at Girly.X.Girl who is doing her nails, and starts running away with mic

Girly.X.Girl: Looks up HEY! YOU! COME BACK HERE WITH THAT! Runs after HadesSiren

LivesforLifeLivesForLoveLivesForLaughter: Sneaks in Hermione Granger? Is that you? Remember me, we used to go to school together, any way, could you ask Harry to marry me?

Hermione Granger: Trust me, you don't want Harry! He is on drugs!

LivesforLifeLivesForLoveLivesForLaughter: I don't care, PLLLEAAASSSEEE?

Hermione Granger: NO! SECURITY!

LivesforLifeLivesForLoveLivesForLaughter: Being hauled away by security HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Girly.X.Girl: Runs in with mic Hey you guys! This has been an eventful questionare! We will be right back, after these catchy tunes! And our next guest is…Ronald Weasly!

(A/N Ok, last chapter for a while, sorry guys! BUT you can still review! Yes Yes! LOL And keep trying to guess my name! Thanks!)