(A/N Ok, sorry it took so long guys! I am really, really, honestly, truly sorry! Here is the sixth chapter, hope you like it!)
Girly.X.Girl: Hello all my hommie peeps! Welcome back to the Girly.X.Girl show! YAY!
Audience: Cheers
Girly.X.Girl: Alrighty. As you can probably see, Ronald Weasly is sitting right in front of me in a green fluffy chair. The big fluffy chairs are donated by Ikea!
Ronald Weasly: Grumbles Why do I have to be here?
Girly.X.Girl: Because, I will MURDER you if you don't go on it and…
Audience: Gasp!
Girly.X.Girl: Smiles into camera He…he…I mean um…THAT DUDE WILL KILL YOU! Points to a guy in audience SECURITY!
Boy in audience: No…I didn't do any thing…NO…NOOOOO! Gets hauled away by security
Ronald Weasly: Riiiigggghhhttt….
Girly.X.Girl: Ok, now, Ronald…
Ronald Weasly: Call me Ron.
Girly.X.Girl: Clears throat Ronald. How are things going with your life?
Ronald: Meh…You know, I am a normal…well…semi-normal seventeen-year-old. How do you THINK things are going?
Girly.X.Girl: Raises an eyebrow I don't know. How ARE things going?
Ronald Weasly: Pretty good…pretty good… Falls asleep
Girly.X.Girl: Snaps fingers Ron…RON!
Ronald Weasly: SNOOOORRREEE!
Girly.X.Girl: Huffs Men!
Ronald Weasly: SNNOOOORRRREEE!
All girls in audience: HEAR HEAR!
Girly.X.Girl: Grins One moment… Runs off stage
Audience: Snores
Girly.X.Girl: Runs onstage with a cow bell DIE Ronald Weasly DIE! Huffs and Puffs and rings cow bell in Mr. Weasly's ear
Ronald Weasly: Jumps up AHHHH!
Audience: Jumps up AHHH!
Girly.X.Girl: MUAH HA HA! Now, Ronald…
Ronald Weasly: Rubs ear Ron!
Girly.X.Girl: RONALD!
Ronald Weasly: RON!
Girly.X.Girl: RONALD! Takes out cow bell threateningly
Ronald Weasly: Looks at her Where did you hide that thing?
Girly.X.Girl: …You shall NEVER know. So, Ron…ald, Do you have a crush on Miss. Hermione Granger?
Ronald Weasly: Blushes NO!
Girly.X.Girl: Uh huh. And your relationship with Harry, how's that going?
Ronald Weasly: Blushes more Are you implying I am gay?
Girly.X.Girl: Are you not implying it?
Ronald Weasly: Looks confused What?
Girly.X.Girl: Yeah…that's what I thought! So, how is your relationship with Draco Malfoy?
Ronald Weasly: Suckish.
Girly.X.Girl: You LOVE him, you want to HUG him, you want to KISS him…HAHA. Prances around stage singing
Ronald Weasly: Runs after her, grabs her arm, and puts his hand over her mouth STOP!
Girly.X.Girl: Bites him NO!
Ronald Weasly: Ouch! Shakes hand Don't!
Girly.X.Girl: Right ok, Ronald, can you get me a copy of the seventh Harry Potter book?
Ronald Weasly: There is a seventh book?
Girly.X.Girl: Punches him
Ronald Weasly: Oh right…the book. Uh huh, any thing for you baby.
Girly.X.Girl: Eww…are you like…hitting on me?
Ronald Weasly: Mebe.
Girly.X.Girl: Pukes Ok, I AM 13! Are you trying to prove you are not gay, because I am not buying it.
Draco Malfoy: Runs onto stage OH RONALD, I KNEW YOU WOULD CONFESS YOUR LOVE FOR ME ONE DAY! HE HE HE!
Ronald Weasly: Pukes NOOO!
Girly.X.Girl: RUN RON RUN!
Ronald Weasly: Screams and Runs
Draco Malfoy: Chases after him
Girly.X.Girl: Does hair, then make-up, then fixes outfit
Audience: Snores
Girly.X.Girl: Smiles into camera We'll be back after these messages, for audience members to ask questions! Tootles…for now!
(A/N Ok, hope you liked it, I was really hyper! There wasn't many questions, but it was pretty long, so I hope you guys enjoy it. You guys know the drill…send in questions-THAT MEANS REVIEW-the sooner you get questions in, the sooner I update! Also, in this chapter, I am not making fun of 'gay' people, or slashes, I really am not, I just thought it would be a different twist. So, please, flame if you like, just tell me what you think!)