Failed Attempt #06
Voldemort once again walked into the Great Hall. He made his way over to the Golden Trio with his head held high and proud.
Voldemort opened his mouth to speak.
He sneezed.
He sneezed on Ron and Ron, being the immature type he is, stood up and screamed.
"Dark Lord Bogies! Get them off! Get the off! They Burn!"
Voldemort decided to leave silently.