(A/N Hey guys! Here's the next chapter! Please enjoy…AND REVIEW! I don't care if you say I hate your story, I just want you to review!)

Girly.X.Girl: Standing in audience And weeee'rrreeee back! Welcome back to the Girly.X.Girl show! I am your host, Girly.X.Girl.

Ogreatrandom: Yes we know!

Girly.X.Girl: Shush you crazy monkey. Now, this is the part of the show, where the audience gets to ask Ron some questions. It seems to be the same people over and over again, but that's ok, as long as some one asks a question, I am perfectly happy! The first questions is coming from… Opens piece of paper RonandMione4Ever! Wow, some one new!

RonandMione4Ever: Grabs microphone Hi Ron!

Ronald Weasly: Tied to green fluffy chair Hi. I would wave, but I CAN'T! Death glares at Girly.X.Girl

Girly.X.Girl: Shrugs Meh, you win some, you loose some.

RonandMione4Ever: Hey! I am the one asking the question here hello! Flips hair in a girly manner Can you give me Harry's address please? Um…for my…cousin…I told hero stop stalking Harry but she won't! Looks around Heh…Heh…Heh…

Ronald Weasly: Why didn't you tell her you wouldn't ask for her?

RonandMione4Ever: I um…I…um…I…SHE THREATENED TO KILL ME! Um…answer my question!

Ronald Weasly: Reaches with difficulty into pocket and flings paper at RonandMione4Ever, unfortunately hitting the floor, and all fans scramble to pick it up

RonandMione4Ever: Bites, kicks, slaps, and does whatever possible to get slip of paper

Girly.X.Girl: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

RonandMione4Ever: Stands up I GOT IT! I GOT IT! HAHA! Stuff's paper into pocket BURN SUCKERS! I got the paper I got the paper HAHA!

Girly.X.Girl: Uh huh…right, ok, good for you. The microphone now goes over to…Emerika. Emerika is VERY chatty!

Emerika: Grabs microphone, pulling skin off Girly.X.Girl's hands

Emerika: Hi Ron! How are you?

Ronald Weasly: Struggles against rope Peachy. You?

Emerika: I am great! I am watching the best episode of the Girly.X.Girl show ever live! Any ways, how is the baby doing?

Ronald Weasly: Um…baby?

Emerika: Yeah, you know the one, you and Hermione had. The one where snogging sessions in the broom closet went a little to far?

Ronald Weasly: I have no idea what you are talking about. Sniffs and shoves nose into air And, if I did have a baby, WHICH I DON'T, He would be doing fine.

Girly.X.Girl: Why not she?

Ronald Weasly: Because it's imaginary.

Emerika: Sure it is.

Girly.X.Girl: But why is it a boy? Why not a girl? You are very sexist.

Emerika: Yeah!

RonandMione4Ever: Yeah!

Mr. Monkey: Yeah!

Ronald Weasly: Fine, I had twins then, a girl and a boy.

Emerika: Really? I never knew that.

Ronald Weasly: Oh come on, I was speaking hypothetically!

Ogreatrandom: Sure you were Wiggles eyebrows

Ronald Weasly: HEY! Quit teaming up on me!

Draco Malfoy: Calls I'LL BE ON YOUR SIDE RON DARLING.

Ronald Weasly: Oh GREAT!

Emerika: Any ways…are you too sexy for your shirt?

Ronald Weasly: Yes I am!

Emerika: Too sexy for your hat?

Ronald Weasly: Yes!

Emerika: Too sexy for the show?

Ronald Weasly: YES!

Girly.X.Girl: HEY! Pulls out knife

Ronald Weasly: Screams like a girl

Girly.X.Girl: It uh…wasn't me! It was…him! Shoves knife into a boy's hands

Boy: Gets hauled away by security I WANT A REFUND!

Emerika: Last question! What's your favourite Hogwarts memory? Runs up to him and forces Veritiserim down throat

Ronald Weasly: Snogging Hermione in the broom cupboard

Audience: Gasp!

Emerika: Oh, come on, who wasn't expecting that?

Audience: Yeah…ok…I guess…

Girly.X.Girl: Thanks Emerika! Give me the microphone.

Emerika: Sighs Oh all right! By the way, your skirt makes your hips look big.

Girly.X.Girl: Looks down and starts to cry

Ronald Weasly: Laughs uncontrollably

Girly.X.Girl: Any ways Sniff Sniff The next person I will be giving the microphone to is…moongazer123!

Moongazer123: Hi Ron! Brotha!

Girly.X.Girl: Ew…no one talks like that.

Ronald Weasly: Um…yeah!

Moongazer123: Well, SOOOORRRRYYYY! Any ways, What if your strict mother forbids you to go on the search with Harry, no matter if there is school or not? How will you get your way so you can go? If you don't get your way easily will you just row, and walk out like Percy?

Ronald Weasly: Um…ok, for your first question, I do not care about my mother, I am 17 for goodness sake! Um…second question, I don't know I'll get my way, I'll probably sneak out. Your third question, no never. Are you done?

Moongazer123: Looks at slip of paper Um…no…What do you think about Bill and Fleur?

Ronald Weasly: Sniff I think they are happy together.

Moongazer123: HAHA You are jealous! Do you think there marriage will get along very easily.

Ronald Weasly: No comment.

Moongazer123: Okie dokies…um…how much have you been crying over Dumbledor's death?

Ronald Weasly: Tears up Not very much

Moongazer123: Well, aren't you just the macho man? I know I have been crying Wipes away a tear from cheek Do you desire to go out with Loona Lovegood, or is that just an absurd rumor?

Ronald Weasly: She IS kinda cute…but Hermione's cuter. Looks into camera If my hands weren't tied up right now, I'd clap a hand over my mouth.

Moongazer123: YAY MEE! Claps hands If you were to name Pigwidgeon, what would the name be?

Ronald Weasly: I don't know, I think the name suits him a lot now.

Moongazer123: Well…I am out of questions… Looks around at Girly.X.Girl who is doing hair and runs out of the room with microphone, cackling madly

Girly.X.Girl: Looks up HEY! GIVE THAT BACK! Runs after Moongazer123

BOOM BANG BAM CLASH SMASH!

Girly.X.Girl: Walks onto stage carrying microphone looking smug We have one more person going to ask a question. Their name is…WishesForLove! COME ON DOWN!

WishesForLove: Thanks Girly.X.Girl! Hi Ronald! Will you…ask Harry if he will marry me?

Ronald Weasly: Um…

Girly.X.Girl: HEY! You are LivesforLifeLivesForLoveLivesForLaughter! You changed your name so you could sneak in! GAURDS…SEIZE THEM!

WishesForLove: Being hauled away by security HHAAARRRYYY!

Girly.X.Girl: Well, that's it for questionnaires and…

Ronald Weasly: Can you please un-tie me?

Girly.X.Girl: No. Smiles sweetly We'll be back, after these messages!

(A/N Hey guys! Hoped you liked it, it was quite a random chapter. Please review! And keep trying to guess my name, remember, who ever guess, gets interviewed on the Girly.X.Girl show! Stay tunned!)