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Stupid Cupid

Chapter 5

Jacob's point of View

It's been two and a half weeks since the little Halloween accident. We still aren't sure what happened. Carlisle and Edward must know, but I have a feeling they're just keeping it to themselves. Maybe Leah has double personalities and that's why she's cruel and other times agreeable; hot and cold; cat and dog; fire and ice; Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston. That's my theory, at least. The rest of the pack have their own theories: menstruation, psycho-path wolf girl, or like I said… split personalities. Leah's doing fine. She's better than last week, at least—although she still can't go out…

Today my pack and I are supposed to go out and have "dinner." The last three times that we went out to have dinner something bad had to happen. Heck, it always happens. Food fights on all three. My pack embarrassed me like hell—those lames. Port Angeles seemed like a new target for Paul and Jared. We'd go to Dria's Pizza Parlor. This time, Seth invited Emmett and Alice—Rosa-leech and Jasper had community hours at the hospital with Dr. Fang, again. And Edward and Bella were… Occupied? Better to think that than to cause you brain hemorrhages.

"What's up little Alice?" Jared said, tousling Alice's hair. She scowled.

"Glad you guys can make it. Er, where are Edward and Bella?" Seth asked. Hadn't I just told him that they were 'busy?'

"They're taking care of their weekly businesses," Emmett said, winking at Seth.

The rest of the pack made gagging sounds. I chuckled at their reaction.

"Good thing you guys came. We're gonna have an all-you-can-eat day. And you guys have to try this food. It's gonna be great!" Embry said.

Alice smiled and Emmett's face looked bowled over. This was going to be something.

"Okay, I'm willing. First, I got to go get Armani out of my car. I don't want her locked in there," Alice said.

"I'll go," Emmett volunteered. He started heading over the rode, but Alice got hold of him from his ear.

"No you won't, Emmett. You're going to stay here. I'll go get Armani." Alice had a worried look on her face. Maybe she was planning to ditch this food frenzy too.

"You know what? I'll go get your dog," I said. "Give me the keys… Now, Alice."

"Fine, Jacob." She handed me the car keys… More like threw them at my face. Alice was little but, heck, she was lethal. "We'll be inside. We don't wanna risk them ditching, alright," Sam said.

"Sure, sure."

Alice's yellow Porsche was on the other side of the street. I looked both ways before crossing and finally revolted through this traffic. There were a few horns and curses. I didn't care, I cursed back. This guy even threw an empty milk carton at me.

"Ima give your ass a ticket when I come back!" I yelled after the guy. People these days…

I finally got over to the other side of the street. I pressed the little green button on the car control, but the locks didn't sound. I pressed it several more times, but still no unlocking locks. What the hell?! I buried my face into the dark tainted windows and tried to press the button…Nothing. What the hell was wrong with Alice's car? I thought.

"Excuse me. Can I help you with something?" A feminine voice—I didn't recognize—said, tapping on my shoulder. "Um, sir?"

I slid off from her warm touch; it gave me ringing vibrations. I rested my gaze on her face. My mouth literally fell open. This girl had greenish-blue eyes; ones that you could get lost in and eyelashes similar to feather dusters; her skin complexion was chocolaty. She also had brown hair. My gaze followed down to her super-model body. Damn, she has very nice long legs, I thought.

"Um. Er, I'm just trying to get into my car," I replied. My hands were sweating and body was shaking. Shaking? Was it because I was nervous? What the hell?

"No, you have it all wrong. This car is mine," The brunette beauty replied.

"No, Miss. This car is mine."

She glared at me for a minute then went through her purse. She took out keys that were similar too Alice's. Was she saying the truth…? No, of course not. Alice had the only yellow Porsche here in Washington. These cars were rare and didn't sell much in the U.S.

She pressed the green button and the locks unlocked. Oh shit, she was saying the truth.

"You see," she said. Great for rubbing it in my face. Then where was Alice's Porsche? "Maybe you're looking for that one." She pointed at another yellow Porsche that was two cars away from this one.

Was I really that stupid? How didn't I notice another yellow Porsche? Great, now I'm becoming brainless.

"Oh," I dumbly answered, looking at the other Porsche. "Thanks. Sorry about snooping around your car."

"That's okay," she replied smoothly. "I'm Taylor, by the way, but just call me Liz."

"Liz? How does that correspond to Taylor?"

"My full name is Elizabeth Taylor Versace, but I just like people calling me Liz… or just Taylor."

I ogled at her from top to bottom. She was so...beautiful. She had full crescent lips. Touching her was tempting.

"Versace," I muttered. I liked how I pronounced her last name.

"Yeah, Versace. I'm from Italy. What' your name?" Liz asked, biting her lower lip.

"My name? My…name is… Jacob. Jacob Black." I'm stuttering like a dumbass. Get a grip!

"Jacob Black…" I saw her go through her purse once again. She took out a white card. "Here…If you have time, call me later?"

My hands were sweating overtime. I felt like my pants weren't on me. I felt naked to the bone.

"I know that you don't know me well," Liz began, "but I barely moved here to Washington a week ago. And you sorta remind me of a friend. You resemble him really well. Are you okay?"

If she asked me if I was okay, then I was probably acting brainless. I had to look good for this new chick… Liz. Just thinking about her name made my mouth water uncontrollably. I cleared my throat and swallowed hard.

"Um, well… Yeah, I will call you. I'll make it up for probing," I murmured.

She smiled. Damn, she had sparkling white teeth. She would have probably defeated Alice and her sparkly teeth—mine too.

"I'm hoping that you call, too. This is awkward; to give my number and all, but you made a great impression on me. It's usually hard for me to like any random guy… Listen, I gotta go… family meeting. I'll see you around," Liz concluded.

I stepped away from her Porsche as she went in. She started her engine and immediately left the parking space. Even the way she drove her car made me want to faint. Oh, shit. Alice's dog!

Okay guys! Hope you have the time to review! In case you didn't know, Liz's last name is pronounced Ver-Sa-Chi. Like the famous brand designer clothes. Really nice.
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