(A/N Ok, thanks for all the reviews guys! I think it's time for me to SAY thanks, instead of just saying review, it takes a lot of energy to review, doesn't it? Also, people have guessed my name, but you can keep guessing, because…I don't know why. Haha. Well, here's the next chapter! Enjoy!)

Girly.X.Girl: Welcome back to the Girly.X.Girl show! I am your host, Girly.X.Girl! Right now, as you can probably tell, sitting in front of me, is Mr. Draco Malfoy! So, Draco…can…can I call you Draco?

Draco Malfoy: Sure.

Girly.X.Girl: Thanks! How do you like the big black fluffy chair you are sitting in?

Draco Malfoy: Why is it black?

Girly.X.Girl: Do you not like it?

Draco Malfoy: No, I like it, it's comfortable.

Girly.X.Girl: Good, because I'd have to kill you. Any ways, how is it being a Death Eater?

Draco Malfoy: Sniffles They beat me when I do some thing wrong. Sniffles

Girly.X.Girl: Is that like, every day? HAHAHA! Laughs Draco Malfoy: That's not funny!

Girly.X.Girl: It is to me! So, your dad is in Azkaban…well, was, he is probably out now, but how did you feel?

Draco Malfoy: What a stupid question to ask. How would YOU feel if your father was in prison?

Girly.X.Girl: Oh, it was terrible… I probably shouldn't have said that. (A/N My dad wasn't actually ever in prison.)

Draco Malfoy: There you go.

Girly.X.Girl: But, you must feel bad, doing all those terrible things that…Death Eaters do! What do they do?

Draco Malfoy: Well, I feel sorry for myself, if I do some thing wrong (like I said before) they all beat me…

Girly.X.Girl: I don't mean self pity, you loser!

Draco Malfoy: Hmm…nope!

Girly.X.Girl: You never feel bad? What if you hurt Ron?

Draco Malfoy: Tears Up I'd hurt myself as bad as he was hurt.

Girly.X.Girl: Right…now that's what is called freaky obsessive ladies and gents! So, back to my last question, you never feel bad?

Draco Malfoy: No…not really.

Girly.X.Girl: What if you hurt me?

Draco Malfoy: Honestly?

Girly.X.Girl: Honestly.

Draco Malfoy: I'd party.

Few people in the audience: Hear Hear!

Girly.X.Girl: HEY! You people are the ones that bought $50 tickets to my show!

HadesSiren: Stands Up I got mine for five dollars!

Ghostwriter626: Yeah, me too!

Emerika: And me!

RonandMione4Ever: Same here guys!

Shelb: I got mine for a dollar!

Ogreatrandom: I got mine for 40 cents!

Girly.X.Girl: Some one's not doing their job…HEAD'S WILL ROLL! Looks into camera It's not as easy as it looks! So, Draco, what do Death Eaters do exactly?

Draco Malfoy: Back to THIS question again!

Girly.X.Girl: YES!

Draco Malfoy: Umm…we do what our master wants I guess is how you summarize it. Or you could say we raise hell.

Gily.X.Girl: You LIVE in hell!

Draco Malfoy: Yeah, true enough.

Girly.X.Girl: You disgust me!

Draco Malfoy: You disgust me!

Girly.X.Girl: So, Draco, how are things going with you and Ronald?

Draco Malfoy: Not so well…he doesn't notice me at all!

Girly.X.Girl: You get really sensitive when ever we talk about Ronald don't you?

Draco Malfoy: Yes. Don't you get sensitive when people talk about YOUR boyfriend?

Girly.X.Girl: I don't have a boy friend.

Draco Malfoy: Oh um…are you…?

Girly.X.Girl: NO! I AM NOT! People ask me I just…say no! But any ways, Draco, how would you like some hair, fashion, and make up tips?

Draco Malfoy: Make up? Will that make Ron notice me?

Girly.X.Girl: Snorts Oh yeah…it totally will!

Draco Malfoy: Yay! Runs offstage into dressing room

Girly.X.Girl: Follows him into dressing room, with camera's Ok, tip number one for Mr. Malfoy…never wear orange again…never ever ever!

Draco Malfoy: Ok…why not?

Girly.X.Girl: Because it doesn't complement you at all! Stay with the blacks, the dark greens, the deep reds, and maybe you can pull off a dark shade of blue.

Draco Malfoy: No pink?

Girly.X.Girl: Pink is MY colour dude! Do you think I will tell other people to wear it? I don't think so!

Draco Malfoy: So I can wear it? Or was that girl chatter for no?

Girly.X.Girl: What do you think? Ok…here, Draco, come with me to the clothes closet. Walks up to two rooms, one marked girls, and one marked boys. Lets take a look shall we!

Draco Malfoy: Follows Girly.X.Girl Ok um…what now?

Girly.X.Girl: Starts throwing clothes at Draco Malfoy Try all these on.

Five minutes later

Draco Malfoy: Wearing a deep red long sleeved shirt, tucked into black pants

Girly.X.Girl: Ok…now for your hair. Go sit over there Draco. Hmm…I think that you should be wearing your hair slicked back…or…we should chop it off!

Draco Malfoy: NO! Not my hair!

Girly.X.Girl: You want Ronald to notice you, right?

Draco Malfoy: Yes.

Girly.X.Girl: Well, this will make him notice you!

Draco Malfoy: Ok…

Five minutes later

Draco Malfoy: My hair! What have you done to it?

Girly.X.Girl: I went a little to short…I meant to chop it off so that it was like, Harry Potter length when he was 13… oops…

Draco Malfoy: Well now, I AM COMPLETELY BALD! Do you KNOW how long I have been growing out my hair? YEARS!

Girly.X.Girl: Ok, Ok, I am sorry…here…wear this! Flings a red hat at Draco Malfoy And…look on the bright side! At least Ronald will notice you now!

Draco Malfoy: Yeah, what ever.

Girly.X.Girl: Ok, now for the make up!

Draco Malfoy: Woah, there cowgirl! You've done enough damage already!

Girly.X.Girl: Relax! Make-up comes off!

Draco Malfoy: Are you sure GUYS wear it?

Girly.X.Girl: Oh yeah, totally!

Five minutes later

Draco Malfoy: Walks onto stage in his new clothes, new hair-do, new hat, and has on black mascara, red eye shadow, blush, and red lipstick

Audience: Laughs uncontrollably

Draco Malfoy: What?

Girly.X.Girl: So, let's continue with our questionnaire, shall we?

Draco Malfoy: I want to see Ron!

Girly.X.Girl: Later ok? So, Draco, how are Crabbe and Goyle doing?

Draco Malfoy: Oh, yeah, they are good…really good.

Girly.X.Girl: Is it true they are only your friends because you like having body guards?

Draco Malfoy: Sneers Um…yeah!

Girly.X.Girl: Right…ok…I think I am running out of questions. Let's call Ronald in shall we?

Ronald Weasly: Runs onto stage Oh…my…god…Malfoy…what has she done to you?

Draco Malfoy: Oh…don't you like it?

Ronald Weasly: Um…dude, you look like a girl…who is bald…

Draco Malfoy: Is that bad?

Ronald Weasly: YES! Runs offstage

Draco Malfoy: I HATE YOU GIRLY.X.GIRL! Runs offstage crying

Girly.X.Girl: Ok…that was the Girly.X.Girl show! Next up we will have audience members asking Draco Malfoy some questions! Also, sponsored by Urban Planet, American Eagle, and Wal-Mart, some lucky audience member will get to have a make over done to them, just like what was done to Draco! Except…I won't cut all your hair off…All you need to do, is answer the follow question…questions. What are the names of the actors who play the characters that are being interviewed? So, who plays Harry, Hermione, Ronald, Draco, Ginny, and Neville? We'll be back after these messages!

(A/N Ok, so, first of all, thanks every one for reading and reviewing, I am loving all the positive comments I am getting! I am sorry there wasn't many questions in this chapter, but my chapters are getting longer, that's good right! Second, send in your questions for Malfoy guys, you know you want to! Third, people HAVE guessed my name, a lot of people have actually, but only one person gets to be interviewed on the Girly.X.Girl show, and I am still trying to decide whom. Then, fourth, for the 'make-over' all you have to do, is answer those questions in a review. Also, tell me your hair colour (if you want) and your favourite colour. If you are a boy or girl would be nice, but you don't have to, just tell me what kinda of clothes you like, I'll figure it out from there LOL. One more thing guys, there will be a surprise guest at the end, I just thought I'd say. Thanks for reading this incredibly long authors note! Stay tunned!)