Operation: Infiltrate Hogwarts

by Flamed-heart

Voldemort's failed attempts to infiltrate Hogwarts. Hookers and Transvestites, Barbie dolls and action figures, Burger King crowns, stolen Lemon Drops and more stupidity than you can shake a stick at...but why exactly do we shake sticks at stuff anyway?

8. Chapter 8

Failed Attempt #08

Voldemort splashed around in his dramatically oversized bathtub. In his hands were two dolls, a Barbie doll in his left and a Bratz doll with poorly painted on red eyes in the other.

"I will defeat you, Harry Potter!" shouted Voldemort as he bombarded the Barbie doll with the Bratz doll. He forced the Barbie under water as if to drown it.

Lucius came to the door to ask a question of his master, but walked in upon the scene.

"Master, are you playing with your dolls again?" he asked

"For the last time, Lucius, they are not DOLLS! They are action figures."

"Whatever you say, Master."

Lucius turned to Wormtail whom happened upon the scene as well and said, "WE need to schedule him another appointment."

"I HEARD THAT!"