(A/N Hey guys! Thanks for all the reviews! They all make me smile! Sorry it took me so long to update, but it's my birthday and I was busy. And I will be out of computer service for the next few days, so I thought I'd better update now, but you will have to wait for the next chapter! Sorry! Well, with out further delay, here's the story!)

Girly.X.Girl: Standing in audience Welcome back, to the Girly.X.Girl show! As you can probably see, we caught Draco, and tied him to a chair, (his fuzzy black chair, might I add) and he won't talk to me. But HOPEFULLY, and I mean hopefully, he will talk to you, or you probably will never come to another show again, BUT, you didn't give him a make over, so my money is on the one where he talks to you. But enough with my babble! First off, we have a question from RonandMione4Ever!

RonandMione4Ever: Hi Draco! Mr. Malfoy…Malfoy…what can I call you?

Draco Malfoy: Shuffles around in chair

RonandMione4Ever: Oh come on, talk to me. Pweeze? Gives puppy dog face

Draco Malfoy: Oh…all right! You can call me Malfoy.

RonandMione4Ever: YAY! So, Malfoy, did you like your make-over? At all?

Draco Malfoy: NO! Why do you think I am not speaking to Girly.X.Girl?

RonandMione4Ever: But I think you look very dashing!

Draco Malfoy: Really?

RonandMione4Ever: No, Girly.X.Girl: Paid me 20 bucks to say that.

Girly.X.Girl: RonandMione4Ever, you weren't supposed to tell him! I want my 20 bucks back!

RonandMione4Ever: Ok! Hits Girly.X.Girl 20 times

Girly.X.Girl: Don't ABUSE the talk show host! We are very mis-understood creatures!

RonandMione4Ever: Yeah…ok…right. Good for you! Any ways, Malfoy, would you ever get a make-over again?

Draco Malfoy: Not from HER! Point's head in direction of Girly.X.Girl

Girly.X.Girl: Hey! I am very stylish!

Draco Malfoy: I am not speaking to you!

RonandMione4Ever: You just kinda did dude.

Draco Malfoy: Pouts

RonandMione4Ever: Ok, my last question; would you ever become a woman so that Ron would like you?

Draco Malfoy: No, I like being a guy. I like my machoness, and stuff.

Girly.X.Girl: Macho? You? Yeah right.

Draco Malfoy: I AM TO!

Girly.X.Girl: You cried when I gave you a shot.

RonandMione4Ever: Hey, those things hurt!

Girly.X.Girl: It was plastic! Ok, thanks RonandMione4Ever, for your interesting questions.

Draco Malfoy: I don't like your name.

RonandMione4Ever: I don't like yours. SUCK IT UP BUTTERCUP!

Girly.X.Girl: Clears throat As I was SAYING! Glares at RonandMione4Ever and Draco Malfoy Thanks to RonandMione4Ever, for entering in the make-over contest, you will find out who wins in the one of the next chapters.

RonandMione4Ever: It BETTER be me!

Girly.X.Girl: Ok, go have a seat now RonandMione4Ever. All right, next up, we have Emerika asking Draco some questions. Emerika, you can come up to the stage your self, as I am too lazy to come and give you the microphone. Usually I would have Draco do it, but he's tied up, and I am afraid of what he will do if I un-tie him.

Emerika: Zooms up to stage faster than the speed of light Hi Girly.X.Girl, Hi Malfoy!

Draco Malfoy: I am not in the talking mood, so ask your questions quickly.

Emerika: I will take all the time I want to take! GRRRR!

Girly.X.Girl: Don't mind him, he's a tad bit grumpy.

Draco Malfoy: You'd be too, if you were tied up to a chair!

Girly.X.Girl: Naahhh. But it's not our turn to chat right now, it's Emerika's, so let her chat!

Emerika: Sankoo. All right, Malfoy, why is there even the slightest reason that you would let your head touch Pansy Parkinson's lap? AND, you let her touch your hair! Why in this whole wide world would you do that? Doesn't your hair get all gross in the places she touches?

Draco Malfoy: Well…I suppose my hair DOES get a little bit grimy…but I like Pansy and she likes me! And that's the end of that!

Emerika: What about Ron?

Draco Malfoy: What about him? Sniffles

Emerika: Yeah, you are very over him.

Girly.X.Girl: Yeah…what she said!

Emerika: SHHH! I am not done yet! Ok, Malfoy, Boxers, Breifs, or Commando?

Draco Malfoy: Commando. Oh crap, I CANNOT believe I just said that!

Emerika: He he, I get them every time. Don't worry Mr. Malfoy, I'll get you and your pretty dog too!

Girly.X.Girl: Ok, no more crack for Emerika…

Emerika: I am NOT on crack!

Draco Malfoy: Yeah, you keep thinking that.

Emerika: Any ways, Tacos or pickles?

Draco Malfoy: And you say your not on crack! Snorts

Girly.X.Girl: HEY, I was going to ask you the same question! I like to poll people, because I like to put pickles ON my tacos, so I like to ask people which one the prefer…I don't know why.

Draco Malfoy: Wow…she's on crack too.

Emerika: Just answer the question!

Draco Malfoy: I like tacos better, thanks.

Emerika: Ok, cool. Red-heads, blonde's, or brunettes?

Draco Malfoy: I don't care. As long as they are hot!

Girly.X.Girl: Am I hot?

Draco Malfoy: No.

Emerika: Am I?

Draco Malfoy: Your better than Girly.X.Girl.

Girly.X.Girl: HEY!

Emerika: Thanks! Leaves stage

Girly.X.Girl: Sighs Ok the next person is Ghostwriter626. Throws microphone at Ghostwriter626, and then starts doing make-up

Ghostwriter626: Hey Draco!

Draco Malfoy: Um…hey G, Sup?

Ghostwriter626: Right…that's creepy. Any ways, could we go out? I could easily make you forget about men! Especially that, what's-his-face one, the red-headed one.

Draco Malfoy: Um…sure…I guess. And Ron…his name is Ron! Tears up

Ghostwriter626: Great, we'll go to the movies tomorrow, you can pick me up at 7:00! I'll give you my address later.

Draco Malfoy: Can Ron come?

Ghostwriter626: No! It's OUR date! I am sorry about him though. I think you looked very nice.

Draco Malfoy: Really?

Ghostwriter626: Yes!

Girly.X.Girl: All eyes on her Why are you looking at me? I didn't pay Ghostwriter626 to say that!

Ghostwriter626: Ok, thanks Girly.X.Girl, thanks Draco!

Girly.X.Girl: Gag me!

Draco Malfoy: Oh…go do your make up! Grabs her purse

Girly.X.Girl: HEY! How did you get free?

Draco Malfoy: Ask Ghostwriter626!

Girly.X.Girl: GASP!

Draco Malfoy: Is taking things out of Girly.X.Girl's purse Some crack…

Girly.X.Girl: That's not mine um…Emerika told me to keep it safe for her!

Emerika: From audience I did NOT!

Draco Malfoy: Some money…make-up…ooo…what's this? A diary!

Girly.X.Girl: Journal! Give it back!

Draco Malfoy: Opens it up and starts to read Oooh, Girly.X.Girl, who's this Alex fellow?

Girly.X.Girl: NO ONE! Give that back!

Draco Malfoy: NO!

Girly.X.Girl: Well, people still want to ask questions, so let's get that over, so we can go to a commercial, and I can kick your ass!

Draco Malfoy: Like you could!

Girly.X.Girl: Moongazer123, you have some questions?

Moongazer123: Yes! Ok, Does Lord Voldemort pay you for your services?

Draco Malfoy: DON'T SAY HIS NAME! And no, sadly I don't, although I don't need the money.

Girly.X.Girl: He's a creepy little one.

Moongazer123: I agree! Any ways, Can I be right in saying that you are currently seeking one smart Hermione Granger's or that attractive redhead weasley Ginny's love?

Draco Malfoy: Um…no…

Moongazer123: There is obviously SOME attraction!

Draco Malfoy: None at all.

Moongazer123: Fine, be that way.

Draco Malfoy: I WILL!

Moongazer123: Good!

Long pause

Moongazer123: Ok, now were you excepted into the Death Eaters rank easily?

Draco Malfoy: Oh yeah, obviously!

Girly.X.Girl: Those guys are my IDOLS!

Draco Malfoy: Really?

Girly.X.Girl: Oh yeah, totally!

Moongazer123: I feel left out!

Girly.X.Girl: Sorry…continue with your questions.

Moongazer123: Thank you! Gosh! You talk show hosts are so pushy thee days! Any ways, Draco, Since you didn't kill of Dumbledor personally, how bad were you cursioed?

Draco Malfoy: Cursioed?

Girly.X.Girl: Cursioed?

Random kid in audience: Cursioed?

Girly.X.Girl: You should stop using such big words, some people can't understand them!

Moongazer123: Ok…then, never mind! Next question, Can you do everything that your dear old master Voldemort or the dark lord assigns to you?

Draco Malfoy: Oh yeah, TOTALLY!

Girly.X.Girl: No you can't!

Moongazer123: I sort of have to agree with Girly.X.Girl.

Girly.X.Girl: Wow, no one ever agrees with me! Yay! Thanks Moongazer123, you rock!

Moongazer123: Yes…I know! Now Malfoy…Draco…Mr. Malfoy, How many people have you hurt or killed?

Draco Malfoy: Quite a few.

Girly.X.Girl: Be more vauge will you, we can't handle all your specificness!

Moongazer123: You know, if you weren't such a weirdo, you'd get more viewers!

Girly.X.Girl: Oh shut up!

Moongazer123: No way! Ok, I don't have any more question's for Draco. Malfoy. Sorry. Thanks!

Girly.X.Girl: Thank YOU Moongazer123. Ok, we have one last person! They want to remain u…u…they want to be kept a secret. Your on the air!

Stranger: Hello Draco!

Draco Malfoy: Hi…

Stranger: Will you please…Ask Harry to marry me? PLEASE?

Girly.X.Girl: HEY! This is WishesForLove! I am cutting you off now!

WishesForLove (A.K.A Stranger): NOO! HAAAAAARRRRRYYYYY!

Girly.X.Girl: Well, that's just about it. I think I have bored you all, so I should probably go to a commercial now! We'll be back!

(A/N Ok, really long I know, sorry! I just had my birthday party today, we went rock climbing! HAHA! So any ways, I am sorry if I used you and you didn't like it, like Emerika, with the crack and every thing, if you want I can take those bits out and post the chapter up again, just tell me. Yell at me in your review! So, I am really sorry, I am a bit hesitant about putting this up because I was a bit ruder in this chapter, but I still hope you liked it! I don't want to loose my readers! Thanks so much you guys!)