Operation: Infiltrate Hogwarts

by Flamed-heart

Voldemort's failed attempts to infiltrate Hogwarts. Hookers and Transvestites, Barbie dolls and action figures, Burger King crowns, stolen Lemon Drops and more stupidity than you can shake a stick at...but why exactly do we shake sticks at stuff anyway?

9. Chapter 9

Failed Attempt #09

Voldemort used an invisibility cloak to sneak into Hogwarts.

Voldemort stood behind Dumbledore and took off the invisibility cloak.

Before Dumbledore knew otherwise, Voldemort pulled the giant chair from under the old coot and was now sprinting for the front doors.

Dumbledore's face contorted for a moment before he finally screamed, "I WANT MY BIG CHAIR BACK!"

Harry, after so many encounters of such strange proportions, continues to eat his meal, wondering what Voldemort would be up to this time.