(A/N Hey guys! I will let you know that I was pleasantly surprised when opened my e-mail box to find, like, 11 reviews in my mail box, and even more kept coming! I am really glad you like the story! I just got home from my grandparents, but I decided the sooner I get it up the happier you people will be. And Enelaya might restrain themselves from murdering me. Any ways, to the people that want to ask the characters questions-or if it was my fault for skipping the question's all together…my bad!- there will be a chapter at the end where you will be able to ask any questions you want to before the show ends. I was reading my last chapter, and I saw that I used a lot of exclaimation marks in it, and that bugged me, so I'll TRY not to do that as much this time. Any ways, thanks for reviewing! I'll stop babbling so you can start reading! Also, one quick apology, I have been spelling Weasley wrong, it's with an E! Sorry guys!)
Girly.X.Girl: Hello! Welcome back to the Girly.X.Girl show! As you can probably see, Ginny Weasley is sitting in front of me, in a big white fluffy chair! Hello Ginny, how are you?
Ginny Weasely: I am doing fine thanks. And yourself?
Girly.X.Girl: I am good. So, Ginny, how is life at Hogwarts?
Ginny Weasely: Well, it's suckish now.
Girly.X.Girl: Is suckish even a word?
Ginny Weasely: Well it IS now.
Girly.X.Girl: So, why is Hogwarts suckish?
Ginny Weasely: Because of the thing!
Girly.X.Girl: Oh, THAT thing! If you want to find out the THING you have to read Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.
Ginny Weasely: What? A book?
Girly.X.Girl: That's none of your business kid!
Ginny Weasley: I am NOT a KID! I am older than you!
Girly.X.Girl: Too bad kid. Only by three years.
Ginny Weasely: Don't call me KID!
Girly.X.Girl: All right kid. So, who are you currently dating?
Ginny Weasely: No one, sadly enough.
Girly.X.Girl: And about how many boyfriends have you had?
Ginny Weasely: I don't really remember, I lost count after I was 14.
Girly.X.Girl: That's cool! I lost count about three years ago.
Ginny Weasley: You were ten.
Girly.X.Girl: Yes…your point?
Ginny Weasely: You have been dating since you were ten?
Girly.X.Girl: No, my friend STOLE all my possible boyfriends.
Ginny Weasely: Really?
Girly.X.Girl: No. So, any ways, Ginny, how was it growing up in a house being the only girl?
Ginny Weasely: I do have a MUM you know!
Girly.X.Girl: Yeah, but mom's don't count.
Ginny Weasely: Yeah, true…
Mrs. Weasely: From audience Ginny!
Ginny Weasely: Mum? You're here?
Ronald Weasely: Mum? YOU'RE HERE? Runs onstage
Mrs. Weasely: Yes, your father and I just got here, I am sorry we couldn't come sooner, we were held up in traffic.
Ginny Weasely: Oh, the floo network got jammed up again?
Mrs. Weasely: No, we actually drove here.
Ronald Weasely: Breathes sigh of relief
Mrs. Weasely: But Fred and George are taping the show at home.
Ronald Weasely: Crap. Runs offstage NOOO!
Girly.X.Girl: Well, now, back to Ginny's interview…answer the question Ginny.
Ginny Weasely: What was it?
Girly.X.Girl: I don't know. Now answer!
Ginny Weasely: Ok, um…oh yeah, you asked me…
Girly.X.Girl: I don't CARE what I asked, I CARE about the answer! ANSWER ME WOMAN ANSWER!
Ginny Weasely: I've moved from a kid to a woman?
Girly.X.Girl: Would you rather be a man?
Ginny Weasley: No.
Girly.X.Girl: THAN ANSWER!
Ginny Weasely: It was kind of annoying growing up in a house of only brothers, but I am really tolerant of immature guys which is nice, because there are a lot of them at my school.
Girly.X.Girl: I hear ya sister.
Ginny Weasley: I am not your sister!
Girly.X.Girl: Do you want to be?
Ginny Weasely: Sure!
Girly.X.Girl: Ok, Ginny Weasely and I are now officially sisters!
Audience: Claps
Mrs. Weasely: Cries I have a second daughter!
Girly.X.Girl: Yeah, a second daughter that lives at her own house. So, Ginny, how does it feel to have a sister?
Ginny Weasely: Oh, I don't feel much different…
Girly.X.Girl: Smacks her
Ginny Weasely: I mean um…it's a JOY to have a sister! Especially one like you Girly.X.Girl! Happy?
Girly.X.Girl: As a clam. So, Ginny, you like Harry Potter?
Ginny Weasely: You can NOT prove any thing.
Girly.X.Girl: Why do you say that? I am your sister, you should tell me things!
Ginny Weasely: On national T.V?
Girly.X.Girl: YES!
Ginny Weasely: Yes, I like Harry Potter.
Girly.X.Girl: Interesting. Why?
Ginny Weasely: Why not?
Girly.X.Girl: He's on drugs!
Ginny Weasely: So?
Girly.X.Girl: Oh, my, god, are you?
Ginny Weasely: Oh no. Fred is though. Or was it George? I don't remember.
Girly.X.Girl: Really?
Ginny Weasely: Yes.
Girly.X.Girl: Cool. Good stuff those are, I mean um…bad stuff, never do drugs kids! And adults! And never drink!
Ginny Weasely: How convincing.
Girly.X.Girl: Ok, Ginny, is it true you are secretly dating Neville?
Ginny Weasely: No! Gosh no!
Girly.X.Girl: Why not?
Ginny Weasely: Well…why?
Girly.X.Girl: Don't you like him?
Ginny Weasely: No…do you?
Girly.X.Girl: SOME one has to!
Ginny Weasely: Can I set you two up?
Girly.X.Girl: He is 4 years older than me. That's the difference of age between me and my brother!
Ginny Weasely: Oh…yeah…right, sorry Girly.X.Girl.
Girly.X.Girl: It's ok Ginny. So, who is your favourite teacher at Hogwarts?
Ginny Weasely: Snape.
Girly.X.Girl: Really?
Ginny Weasely: Not on your LIFE! My favorite teacher is probably Professor McGonagall.
Girly.X.Girl: Why?
Ginny Weasely: She is strict, but really fair. Unlike SOME teachers I could mention…
Girly.X.Girl: Oh, like Snape!
Ginny Weasely: I wasn't going to say his name!
Girly.X.Girl: Oh well, too bad! So, now that you're my sister, can you help me remember my locker combination?
Ginny Weasely: Ok. Do you have it written down?
Girly.X.Girl: Yeah, sure, here's the piece of paper! Hands her piece of paper
Ginny Weasely: Then why not just use the paper?
Girly.X.Girl: Well, I want to remember it off the top of my head, and I need some one to help, because I can never remember any thing.
(A/N I got this bit out of Bring it On: All or nothing, and I know it's really random, but I wanted to put it in here!)
Ginny Weasely: Ok, um, Girly.X.Girl, when's your birthday?
Girly.X.Girl: August 20th!
Ginny Weasely: Oh, ok! It's your birthday!
Girly.X.Girl: Didn't you hear me? My birthday is August 20th! Today is May 16th.
Ginny Weasely: No, Girly.X.Girl, your locker combination is the digits of your birthday.
Girly.X.Girl: OOOH! That makes sence! Wait…what are digits?
Ginny Weasely: Smacks forehead with palm
Audience: Smacks forehead with palms
Girly.X.Girl: Oh, haha, never mind, I am really smart, I get straight A's! I just had a blonde moment!
Ginny Weasely: Your not blonde!
Girly.X.Girl: Aren't I?
Ginny Weasely: No.
Girly.X.Girl: Looks down Oh.
Emerika: From audience It's the CRACK going to her head! TOLD you it was hers!
Girly.X.Girl: Ok, I think I'd better cut to commercial now! And go dye my hair blonde! We'll be back after these messages!
(A/N Ok, I didn't think it was as funny as any of the other chapters, but I promise the next chapter will be funnier! Please tell me if you hated it and I am losing my touch! Or you loved it and you want more A.S.A.P! Well, that's it for now! Thanks for reading!)