(A/N OMG I AM SO SO SO SO SOOO SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG GUYS! I am so sorry! I just started high school, so that's been really, really hectic, and I haven't been on the computer much so…you know, I haven't had time to update, but I am getting to it now, so here you go! Hope you enjoy it!)
Girly.X.Girl: Hello, and WELCOME back to the Girly.X.Girl show. That was a very long commercial, don't you think Ginny?
Ginny Weasely: Sure do cutie face.
Girly.X.Girl: Right…well, we have a lot of things to cover in this next section of the show, SO, we might want to start into it now. So, first off, we are going to let the audience members ask you some questions if you don't mind Ginny.
Ginny Weasely: Not at all Girly.X.Girl. Fakes Smiles
Girly.X.Girl: Fake Smiles
Audience: Um…what's going on?
Assistant director Natalie runs out on stage
Natalie: They got in a fight backstage…not just a catfight, a physical fight…
Girly.X.Girl: I kicked Ginny's as…behind.
Ginny Weasely: Did NOT!
Girly.X.Girl: DID TO!
Natalie: SHUT UP! When I walked in Girly.X.Girl was lying on the floor wailing like a little baby…
Girly.X.Girl: Sniffs You saw wrong Natalie.
Natalie: Any ways, we told them that if they were civilized to each other, they wouldn't be able to be on the show any more.
Ginny Weasely: Laughs Oh yea, and then she started wailing even more, because she didn't want to be fired.
Girly.X.Girl: You can't prove any thing. Go away Natalie. Any ways, moving on…
Natalie: Sighs Fine. Be that way.
Girly.X.Girl: So, ok, Ginny, your going to get your first question from…RonandMione4Ever! Come on down!
RonandMione4Ever: Hey Ginny! Pushes Girly.X.Girl out of the way and sits down in her chair
Audience and Girly.X.Girl: GASP!
Girly.X.Girl: No one steals MY chair! Stomps off
RonandMione4Ever: Ok, any ways, I have a few questions for ya Ginny. Number One: What books do you like?
Ginny Weasely: I love Judy Blume, you ever heard of her?
RonandMione4Ever: Yea! I like her books too!
Ginny Weasely: I like drama…and horror as well. Does that tickle your fancy?
RonandMione4Ever: Sure…Ok, second question. Clears throat Have you ever read Lord of the Rings?
Ginny Weasely: No…I haven't. But I have seen them in the muggle library, maybe I will read them.
RonandMione4Ever: Yea, I totally recommend them. Any ways…Have you ever read a Harry Potter book?
Ginny Weasely: How come people keep referring to Harry Potter books? Do you mean, like, some one has taken Harry's life, and like, written it all down, and like, published it?
RonandMione4Ever: You could say that…
Ginny Weasely: OH MY GOD REALLY?
RonandMione4Ever: Sweat drop No, haha, I was just kidding you…yea…um…Ta Ta! Jumps off stage and runs back to seat
Emerika: Jumps on stage and grabs microphone ME NEXT! ME NEXT!
Ginny Weasely: Well…loser over there hasn't gotten back yet so…
Emerika: I thought you two were sisters!
Ginny Weasely: We are. But I felt it was necessary to…I dunno, keep her in line.
Emerika: Very, very interesting. Sits in Girly.X.Girl's chair So, Ginny, do you want another sister?
Ginny Weasely: Why?
Emerika: Because, I'll be your sister!
Ginny Weasely: Ok, you're my new sister, Girly.X.Girl is my ex-sister.
Emerika: Wow! Every one likes me better than the rich famous talk show host! I love this! So, any ways, next question, is Harry a good kisser?
Ginny Weasely: Yes, and I must say, I was quite surprised.
Emerika: Really? Why?
Ginny Weasely: I am not quite sure. I guess, just because he hasn't had that much experience, I didn't expect him to be a good kisser.
Emerika: Fair enough. Just don't tell him that.
Harry Potter: From backstage Yea too late!
Ginny Weasely: Shrugs What ever, he'll forgive me.
Emerika: Coolio yo man.
Ginny Weasely: Never…again.
Emerika: Right, so, uh, can you tell me when book seven is coming out, and what the title is?
Ginny Weasely: Of what?
Emerika: Harry Potter you silly!
Ginny Weasely: Again with the Harry Potter stuff! What the hel…HECK are you people talking about!
Emerika: I mean um…Judy Blume! When's her next book coming out?
Ginny Weasely: I don't know…
Emerika: Right, ok, see ya later sis! Want to like, shoot some hoops after the show or some thing?
Ginny Weasely: Sure! We'll meet…like…after…and…yea! Thanks Emerika!
Girly.X.Girl: Runs out wearing a birthday hat, carrying a banner, and a tiara HAPPY VERY BELAYED BIRTHDAY EMERIKA! Puts tiara on Emerika's head
Every one on the set of the Girly.X.Girl show, the audience, people watching at home: Sing happy birthday to Emerika
Emerika: Aww! Thanks guys! Goes offstage
Girly.X.Girl: Sits down So…who do we have next? Lets see…Shelb!
Shelb: Run's onstage OH MY GOD THIS IS SO COOL! HI GINNY! HI GIRLY! HI! Waves HI MOM! I'M ON T.V SEE!
Girly.X.Girl: Ok, Shelb, hun, we get it! Ok? Ask Ginny her questions.
Shelb: Right! Right! Ok, my first question is… pulls out flashcards Did you know that Harry likes you?
Ginny Weasely: No, actually, I didn't, that's why we were dating you idiot.
Girly.X.Girl: Be nice you big bully!
Ginny Weasely: Rolls eyes What ever
Shelb: Ok, continuing… flips through cards Do you know Malfoys floo address? Because I want to stalk him…and possibly marry him.
Ginny Weasely: Stalk?
Shelb: Hey, hey, some call it stalking, I call it love.
Ginny Weasely: Um…yea, here, I'll write it down for ya…
Shelb: Here, I have paper and a pen!
Ginny Weasely: Writes down Malfoys floo address Thanks…
Shelb: No, thank YOU! Any ways, next question! DA DUM! Flips cards Do you believe that it is impossible to trip over a cow?
Ginny Weasely: If you are incredibly short, like Girly.X.Girl over here…
Girly.X.Girl: AM NOT!
Ginny Weasely: Then the cow would probably trip over you. Other than that, I think you are a little bit insane.
Shelb: You know it!
Girly.X.Girl: Oh my god, we should have an insane party!
Shelb: Yea…
Girly.X.Girl: Now, you probably all think I am a little midget, I am NOT! I am a respectable height of 5 feet! GOD!
Ginny Weasely: Oh yea…your really tall.
Girly.X.Girl: Yea, what ever.
Shelb: I'm not DONE yet! GOD You people have no patience!
Girly.X.Girl: Sorry…
Shelb: It's ok! Have you ever ran into a window that you thought was an open door in front of you're crush and some one else saw it and starts telling other people?
Ginny Weasely: Laughs No!
Girly.X.Girl: I have actually.
Shelb: Oh my god, your such a loser!
Ginny Weasely: Why, have you?
Shelb: Erm…um…no… Goes Red Any ways, Have you ever forgotten a floo number when you gave it to some one?
Ginny Weasely: I might have…given you the wrong floo address…he…he…
(A/N, Sorry, but that was just calling for it LOL)
Shelb: Ugh, fine, what ever. Can I have the right one?
Ginny Weasely: Try that one, if it doesn't work…we'll find you the right one…k?
Shelb: OK! So, Ginny, did you know, the penguins are teaming up with dolphins and taking over the world?
Ginny Weasely: Some one, please get this little child their medication!
Shelb: No, seriously, look, their marching into the studio right now!
Ginny Weasely: Shrieks
Girly.X.Girl: Shrieks
Audience: Shrieks
Harry Potter: Runs out from backstage, screeches, and runs backstage
Draco Malfoy: HAVE NO FEAR! DRACO MALFOY IS HERE! Runs onto stage and zaps penguins and dolphins with wand
Random Kid in Audience: Right…
Girly.X.Girl: Right…carrying on…thanks Shelb…um…NEXT!
Shelb: Huffs and walks offstage Fine then, be that way.
Moongazer123: Runs onstage Hello!
Ginny Weasely: Hi…um…?
Moongazer123: It's Moongazer123! Hi Ginny! So, first question, are you planning to go and search for horcruxes with Harry?
Ginny Weasely: Leans back in chair Hm…dunno
Moongazer123: Um…ok…so, Ginny, Is Harry immature to you?
Girly.X.Girl: Snorts
Ginny Weasely: Shut up! I don't know, I guess some times he is a bit immature, but he is also really mature at the same time…it's kind of hard to explain in a way.
Moongazer123: No, it's ok, I get what you mean. So, after this war, do you think you two will be boyfriend-girlfriend again?
Ginny Weasely: Hmmm…I am not sure. It depends really, on whether we are still alive after the war, don't you think?
Moongazer123: And if you are still alive?
Ginny Weasely: Well, I'd like to.
Moongazer123: So you know after…Dumbledors death…
Ginny Weasely: What? Whose death…oh…yea…sorry, carry on
Moongazer123: So, after HIS death, how much had you been crying? Because, although you might not admit it, but I do know that you were touched when he was gone from the earth.
Ginny Weasely: I would answer…but I am not quite sure what that means. What does it mean?
Girly.X.Girl: I don't know…god Moongazer123, your like this kid Eric, in my math class! He is so smart, no one can understand him when he talks…I hate you.
Moongazer123: How come..?
Girly.X.Girl: I am not talking to you.
Moongazer123: Ok then…so, Ginny, last question for you, I know you like Harry, but there is some thing going around saying you cannot deny love and affection for Draco Malfoy.
Girly.X.Girl: Snorts
Ginny Weasely: Shut UP! Well…he may be a tad bit attractive…but I don't LOVE him…that's crazy talk Moongazer123.
Moongazer123: Well, that's all I wanted to know! Thanks Ginny! Thanks Girly.X.Girl.
Girly.X.Girl: What ever, get off my stage.
Ginny Weasely: Girly.X.Girl; don't talk to people like that! That's not very nice!
Girly.X.Girl: I don't have to listen to you! Your ONLY my sister!
Ginny Weasely: Oh yea…we're not sisters any more.
Girly.X.Girl: WHAT! WHY! Sobs
Ginny Weasely: Because Emerika and I are sisters!
Girly.X.Girl: EMERIKA! How DARE YOU TAKE MY SISTER AWAY FROM ME! You better start running!
Emerika: Runs off I DIDN'T MEAN TO THOUGH! HELP SOME ONE HELP!
Girly.X.Girl: Runs after Emerika
Ginny Weasely: Maybe we'd better go to commercial…
StandsAloneInTheRain: NO WAIT! I have a question for you Ginny!
Ginny Weasely: All right um…what ever your name is…
StandsAloneInTheRain: StandsAloneInTheRain
Ginny Weasely: Right…StandsAloneInTheRain…um…come on up, and ask away!
StandsAloneInTheRain: Ok, um…can you…please…PLEASE… Pauses
Ginny Weasely: What?
StandsAloneInTheRain: ASK HARRY TO MARRY ME?
Ginny Weasely: WHAT? You LUNATIC, you want ME to ask my FUTURE BOY FRIEND TO MARRY YOU! Starts beating StandsAloneInTheRain with a chair SECURITY!
Security: Comes and hauls StandsAloneInTheRain away
StandsAloneInTheRain: NOOO! HARRRYYYY! Gets hauled away
Ginny Weasely: Brushes off hands Crazy lunatic…keeps changing her name and coming back…god…
Girly.X.Girl: Runs into studio and onstage, sporting a black eye Umm…right, back on track, we have one more person who would like to ask some questions…
Ginny Weasely: Oh my GOD what happened to you?
Girly.X.Girl: Um…funny story…I um…ran into a tree.
Ginny Weasely: Really?
Girly.X.Girl: Yea, I lost Emerika a while ago, I figured she must have come back here…
Ginny Weasely: Yea…there she is... Points to Emerika in audience
Emerika: Smiles and waves
Girly.X.Girl: Rolls Eyes What ever. Any ways, I wasn't watching where I was running, and I…ran into a tree…Any ways, could I please have um…Warm Summer Days up here?
Warm Summer Days: Runs onstage Hey guys!
Girly.X.Girl: Sweetie…we're girls!
Warm Summer Days: Oh, right sorry, it's hard to tell
Ginny Weasely: HEY!
Warm Summer Days: Well, ok not with you…
Girly.X.Girl: HEY!
Warm Summer Days: So, Ginny, is it true that you were born a boy, and um…morphed into a girl?
Ginny Weasely: No that's…actually…I don't know! I'll have to ask my mother some time…
Girly.X.Girl: Backs chair away
Warm Summer Days: Backs chair away
Audience: Back chairs away
Ginny Weasely: What?
Warm Summer Days: Well, um…next question, is Molly your real mom?
Ginny Weasely: Of COURSE! How DARE you ask some thing like that! GOD!
Mrs. Weasely: From audience Yeah! God!
Warm Summer Days: Okay, Okay, I'm sorry! Um…last question, did you really shave of Hermione's hair when you thought Harry liked her.
Ginny Weasely: So what? Maybe I did! Maybe I was jealous! God, you people are so judgmental!
Warm Summer Days: Ginny, it was just a question.
Ginny Weasely: Oh…hehe…right. Thanks Warm Summer Days!
Girly.X.Girl: Yes, thank you to every one who asked questions, and thank you to Ginny, for answering most of your questions, as truthfully as she could.
Ginny Weasely: They force fed me veritiserum before the show.
Girly.X.Girl: Ok…that's enough Ginny! Claps hand over Ginny's mouth You can go backstage now, ok?
Ginny Weasely: Thanks every one! Runs backstage
Girly.X.Girl: Now, we are going to go to a break, BUT, I am just going to tell you, that the winner for the make-over contest will be announced and given there make over after the break is over, meaning Neville Longbottom MIGHT not be interviewed until the next break after that, BUT, he could possibly, it depends on how long the make-over takes. Now, we'll be right back after this break!
(A/N Ok, hope you liked it! I don't know if it was as good as my other chapter, but TELL ME THAT! Tell me if you think I am losing my touch, and a complete loser for writing a story like this! Or tell me if you think it was good! I can take rejection! LOL. Also, thanks to every one who reviewed, I really appreciate the feedback! Thanks!)