(A/N ACKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SUCH A LOSER!!!!!!!!!! I haven't updated in ages, I've probably lost all my readers. Oh well.. I might as well take another wack at it. I AM UBER SORRY you guys! You have no idea! I really, really, really am! I've been uber busy though! But I'll stop now, just I hope you guys can forgive me! Well...heres the chapter!)

Girly.X.Girl: Hello! And Welcome back to the Girly.X.Girl show, after that VERY long commercial break. For those of you who missed it, we just interviewed Ginny Weasely. She had quite a few...erm...interesting things to say. Dont you agree audience?

Random Kid in Audience: NO!

Girly.X.Girl: Hm...to bad for you. Now, I am going to announce the winner of the make over contest we had, back when Draco Malfoy had HIS make over done. But, there is going to be a little twist.

RonandMione4Ever: NO FAIR!

Girly.X.Girl: Actually, it is fair. There will be two winners for the contest...

RonandMione4Ever: I guess thats fair then.

Girly.X.Girl: Just in case I make a mistake.

Audience: Gulps

Girly.X.Girl: Ok, so the three winners we have are as follows...

Audience: Holds each others hands

Girly.X.Girl: RonandMione4Ever

RonandMione4Ever: YEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girly.X.Girl: And...Pauses

Audience: Waits paitently

Girly.X.Girl:Emerika

Emerika: IN YOUR FACE!

Girly.X.Girl: I would now like to ask these two members to come up here with me. Come on, I dont bite.

Emerika and RonandMione4Ever: Make their ways onto stage

Girly.X.Girl: All right. Emerika, your hair is too dark. And too scraggly looking.

Emerika: HEY! Pouts

Girly.X.Girl: Well, I'm only here to point our your faults.

RonandMione4Ever: Giggles

Girly.X.Girl: And as for YOU RonandMione4Ever, your hair is too long. And you need bangs.

RonandMione: I already have ba...

Girly.X.Girl: They arent short enough. Now, you two, go backstage, and go sit in the two chairs one green, labeled 'Emerika', and the other pink, labeled 'RonandMione4Ever'. Hard concept, yes? I'm am going to interview Neville Longbottom, and you can watch from backstage. I will be there very soon. Now go!

Emerika and RonandMione4Ever: Leave stage

Girly.X.Girl: All right, Nevilla Longbottom, COME ON DOWN!

Neville Longbottom: Comes and sits in colourful furry chair.

Girly.X.Girl: Hello Neville.

Neville Longbottom: Looks straight into camera Hi mom!

Girly.X.Girl: Neville, sweetheart, I know this is hard for you; but FOCUS!

Neville Longbottom: Oh...sorry.

Girly.X.Girl: You should be.

Neville Longbottom: Well, good, because I am.

Girly.X.Girl: I think you get stupider by the minute.

Neville Longbottom: Eyes start tearing

Audience: Eyes start tearing

Ghostwriter626: Throws popcan at Girly.X.Girl's head

Girly.X.Girl: HEY! Pipe down people! I was JOKING! DONT YOU BE THROWING ALUMINUM AT ME! Oh yea...I can use big words too.

Neville Longbottom: Sure. Big words.

Girly.X.Girl: Shut up. Ok, so Neville. Neville, Neville, Neville.

Neville Longbottom: Your kinda making me nervous Girly.X.Girl.

Girly.X.Girl: I know. So, have you ever been angry at your parents?

Neville Longbottom: Um, my parents kinda...arent with me any more...

Girly.X.Girl: I dont care.

Neville Longbottom: Why would I be angry at them?

Girly.X.Girl: For naming you Neville.

Neville Longbotom: No, actually, I like the name.

Girly.X.Girl: Oh.

Neville Longbottom: Are you trying to say some thing?

Girly.X.Girl: Coughs Moving on...So, is it true that you had an affair with Ginny Weasely?

Neville Longbottom: Um...

Girly.X.Girl: Aww, but you guys look SO adorable together!

Neville Longbottom: Isnt she with Harry? And how could I have an affair, if I wasnt dating any one else at the time.

Girly.X.Girl: At the time?

Neville Longbottom: Uh...actually...what I meant was...

Girly.X.Girl: You liar. You said what you meant. You dated Ginny Weasely. Case closed.

Neville Longbottom: But I-

Girly.X.Girl: Just, stop talking Neville.

Neville Longbottom: Ok...sorry.

Girly.X.Girl: So, hows Hogwarts working out for ya?

Neville Longbottom: Aww...its alright. You know, I can't complain, really.

Girly.X.Girl: Is it true that your deathly afraid of Serverus Snape?

Neville Longbottom: Yes, I HATE him!

Girly.X.Girl: He's my daddy.

Neville Longbottom: Jumps a foot in the air I mean...um...he's my...favourite teacher...yea..

Girly.X.Girl: Calm down Neville I was only pulling your leg, jeez!

Neville Longbottom: Oh, I see! Sigh of relief

Girly.X.Girl: But me and him are tight.

Neville Longbottom: Gulps

Girly.X.Girl: So, is it true that you have a crush on Hermoine Granger?

Neville Longbottom: Um...no..who told you that?

Girly.X.Girl: You did.

Neville Longbottom: Oh. Well, then its probably true.

Girly.X.Girl: Oh...ok. And, is it true, that you have a crush on a very attractive, short, brunnette, girly talk show host?

Neville Longbottom: Who are you talking about?

Girly.X.Girl: Me you idiot.

Neville Longbottom: Oh. Then no.

Girly.X.Girl: Asshole. I have nothing more to say to you. Good day.

Neville Longbottom: But..

Girly.X.Girl: I said good day!

Neville Longbottom: But... Magically dissapears

Girly.X.Girl: Ok guys. Were now going to go backstage, and give our two contest winners their make overs! But...you'll have to wait, untill after this commercial. And, we'll bring Neville back, so the audience members can ask him a few questions!

(A/N Ok guys. It wasn't too terribly long, or funny for that matter, but please reveiw. Tell me what ever is on your mind. Flames are welcome, just dont go YOUR STORY SUCKS ASSHOLE and dont tell me why. I PROMISE you guys (And you can hold me to this) that an update will be up SOON! Also, for the 'guess-my-name-and-win-an-interveiw' thing, most of you have guessed my name (Its actually a no-brainer, cuz its in my profile guys!) you have to now guess my middle name. I'll give you a hint though. It has no 'A' in it. Hahaha I'm so evil. But any ways, keep reveiwing, and I'll update A.S.A.P! I love you guys!)