Operation: Infiltrate Hogwarts

by Flamed-heart

Voldemort's failed attempts to infiltrate Hogwarts. Hookers and Transvestites, Barbie dolls and action figures, Burger King crowns, stolen Lemon Drops and more stupidity than you can shake a stick at...but why exactly do we shake sticks at stuff anyway?

11. Chapter 11

Failed Attempt #

Harry was sitting in bed laughing at a joke just told by Ron. A tapping begins at the window. Harry looked at the other boys in the room and then at the window questionably. Harry got up from his nice warm bed and opened the curtains. There, on a broomstick, was Lord Voldemort.

"You know you want to let me in, Harry." Coaxed Voldemort

"I wish you the flu…again." Said Harry

"Oh, come on, Harry, you don't mean it…do you?"

Harry just stares at Voldemort for a minute.

Harry closes the curtains and goes back to his bed.

"Harry?"

No answer.

"You know I'm not going away until you open this window."

Again, Harry did not answer.

"Damn you, Harry Potter."

Harry cracked a smile.

"You're smiling aren't you?"

Harry remained silent.

Voldemort tapped on the window.

"Harry, I know you hear me."

Voldemort tapped the window again.

Harry hangs his head and shakes it.

To Be Continued