(A/N…I know…I'm a liar! I'm terribly sorry you guys! I know I haven't updated…but it's summer! Woot! So now I can! Before you kill me in my sleep, I'd just like to say that, I was in my first year of high school, and it was really hectic for me. But, hey, I'm updating now. Woot! So, here you guys are, enjoy!)

Girly.X.Girl: Welcome! Welcome, Welcome, Welcome! Welcome back, to the Girly.X.Girl show! Woot! Any ways, sorry that we had such a long commercial break, you see, it took us quite a while to find Neville…haha….oops…my bad…? Any ways, here he is…although he's not in great condition, he'll still answer some questions any ways.

Neville Longbottom: Sitting in a multi coloured furry chair with a broken leg, fractured arm, and swollen lip

Girly.X.Girl: How ya doing Neville?

Neville Longbottom: Peachy.

Girly.X.Girl: Perf! So, let's get down to business shall we?

Neville Longbottom: I don't know why you won't let me see the Nurse…

Girly.X.Girl: Oh, so your in a tiny bit of pain! Suck it up butter cup! Take it like a man!

Neville Longbottom: But that's not…

BANG!

RonandMione4Ever: Oh my god! Runs out onto stage screaming, followed by Emerika

Emerika: Screams OMG! I've been robbed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girly.X.Girl: Of what?

Emerika: MY HAIR! CAN'T YOU TELL! I'M ALMOST BALD!

RonandMione4Ever: And my hair is GREEN!

Emerika: I thought these were going to be good makeovers!

Girly.X.Girl: Oops…my bad…we'll…just…fix ya right up! But, in the mean time, you two had some questions, for Neville, yes?

RonandMione4Ever: Yes, I did!

Emerika: Me too!

They begin to fight over the microphone

Meanwhile, Neville's passed out in his chair.

Girly.X.Girl: NEVILLE! Blows whistle in his ear

Neville Longbottom: Wakes up screaming What was that for?

Girly.X.Girl: I don't really know. Ok…while they work that out…Uh…Ghostwriter626, come on down!

Ghostwriter626: Skips merrily onto stage Hi guys! Hey Neville, I have a question for you!

Girly.X.Girl: Yea, hun, we knew that, thanks.

Ghostwriter626: Death glares then smiles at Neville Is it TRUE that you had an affair with…COLIN CREEVY?

Neville Longbottom: Shifty eyes Umm…no! Why…why would you…think that? He…He…He…

Ghostwriter626: Oh, no reason, just the fact you were talking in your sleep last night… Evil grin

Neville Longbottom: You watch me sleep?!

Ghostwriter626: No, I'm not THAT creepy. I video-taped it.

Neville Longbottom: Oh god…

Ghotwriter626: Girly.X.Girl put me up to it…

Girly.X.Girl: Pushes Ghostwriter626 off stage Oook, that's all the time we have for you, thanks Ghostwriter626…

Ghostwriter626: I'm ok!

Girly.X.Girl: Ok, so, lets see, uh…

RonandMione4Ever: I'm ready to ask my questions now!

Girly.X.Girl: Uh…ok, where's Emerika?

RonandMione4Ever: Innocent smile I have no clue. Ok, so, Neville, when are you going to give me…the…secret…rec…i…pe?

Neville Longbottom: Excuse me, the what?

RonandMione4Ever: The…secret….rec…i…pe!

Neville Longbottom + Girly.X.Girl: WHAT!

RonandMione4Ever: RECIPE!

Neville Longbottom: Coughs I told you not to ask me until after the show!

RonandMione4Ever: Smiles and flips green hair Ok…I'll be waiting

Girly.X.Girl: Oh god…not even going to ask…

Emerika: Grabs microphone from RonandMione4Ever, who's still waving at Neville

Emerika: Hey Neville, what's up?

Neville Longbottom: Well, I'm tied to a chair my arm hurts and…

Emerika: Hm, sucks to be you. Any ways, here are my questions. Boxers or briefs?

Neville Longbottom: Beet red What?

Emerika: You heard me sport.

Neville Longbottom: Uh…neither… Goes redder

Audience: Points and laughs

Emerika: Laughs, and wipes tear from eye Ok, is it true that your grandmother was dating Dumbledore…

Neville Longbottom: They did once…I think.

Emerika: I WASN'T DONE!

Neville Longbottom: Oh…sorry!

Emerika: STOP INERRUPTING ME! Girly.X.Girl… Looks around Where'd she go?

T.V Beside Emerika flips on

Girly.X.Girl: On screen Hey guys! I am now doing RonandMione4Evers make over…soooooooo…carry on!

RonandMione4Ever: In back round SOME ONE SAVE ME!

T.V flips off

Emerika: Ok, uh, carrying on, is it true that your grandmother dated Dumbledore…and Filch? AT THE SAME TIME?

DUN DUN DUN

Neville Longbottom: Starts to sweat You can't prove that.

Emerika: Laughs Oh, I think I just did.

Neville Longbottom: Nu-uh!

Emerika: Yea-huh!

Neville Longbottom: Nu-uh!

Emerika: Yea-huh!

20 minutes later

Neville Longbottom: Nu-uh!

Emerika: Yea…

Shelb: Walks onto stage Oh, shut up already!

Emerika: But I'm not done with my questions!

Shelb: Hurry up then!

Emerika: Oh…wait…I'm done…BUUUT! I thought I'd tell you, that you love Luna. Just thought you should know.

Neville Longbottom: Thanks?

Emerika: Any time!

Shelb: Ok, so Neville…

T.V Flips on beside Shelb.

Girly.X.Girl: Emerika, come backstage so I can do your MAKEOVER! Woohoo!

Emerika: Skips backstage

T.V flips off

Shelb: Can I go now?

Neville Longbottom: Go for it.

Shelb: Ok, first question, so, didn't you kill Harry Potter, and the dude with the scar is some one random off the street you picked to replace him?

Neville Longbottom: Um…no!

Shelb: I'm sure. Ok, second question, do you like marshmallows?

Neville Longbottom: Well…that's random…but no.

Shelb: Gasps dramatically Oh…my…god! WHY?

Neville Longbottom: Because I'm a vegetarian…

Shelb: Marshmallows are NOT meat of any type!

Neville Longbottom: But they have gelatin!

Shelb: So? Oh em gee, we are SO getting you to eat a marshmallow. Any ways, moving on, what would you do if you were really the kid Voldemort tried to kill that night when Harry's parents died.

Neville Longbottom: I'd probably be dead…

Shelb: Bummer! Waits a beat Wanna sing about it?

Neville Longbottom: No…

Shelb: Well, your no fun. Hey, I'm kind of taking over this show. Maybe we can call it the Shelb show… Starts zoning out

Girly.X.Girl: Screams DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

Shelb: Right. Next question. What's 2 X 5 ?

Neville Longbottom: Don't you know?

Shelb: No…

Pause

Shelb: Moving on! What's your biggest dream?

Neville Longbottom: To be a rockstar! Zones out

Shelb: Obviously disgusted Ok…moving on…

Neville Longbottom: Comes back to earth, blushing like a mad man

Shelb: Right…have you read the Harry Potter books?

Neville Longbottom: You mean like Harry's autobiography?

Shelb: You mean his biography?

Neville Longbottom: I don't know, what's the difference?

Shelb: I don't know…

Neville Longbottom: He said he wasn't going to write any of those.

Shelb: Ok…not entirely what I meant, but all right…my last question of the night is…

Audience: Sigh of relief

Shelb: Hey, I'm better than Girly.X.Girl!

Audience: Mutters in agreement

Shelb: Ok, so, where did you learn to dance?

Neville Longbottom: My grandmother and I have been doing these dance classes together since I was three…she thought it would help me be less…clumsy. Hah, looks like THAT worked.

Shelb: Blinks

Neville Longbottom: I was kidding.

Girly.X.Girl: Runs out breathless Ok, thanks Shelb, for keeping the show…running! Woot! Go Shelb! Now, I'd like to bring out, Emerika, and RonandMione4Ever! Shoves Shelb off the stage

Emerika: Walk out all modelish, wearing a jean mini skirt over black and white polka dot leggings, with green flats, and a long green t-shirt (the same colour as the shoes) with a little birdie on the front. Her hair no very long, down to her waist, with a few random honey coloured highlights. She is wearing lip gloss, a little bit of black eyeliner, green eye shadow, and mascara. Oh, and her nails are painted green too.

Audience: Cheers

Girly.X.Girl: Hey…I didn't say I was that good! And now, lets welcome, RonandMione4Ever!

RonandMione4Ever: Comes walking out, wearing jeans and pink converse, with a black tank top, and then a light pink one over top. Her hair is no longer green, but bleach blonde, with a few pink streaks underneath, and half of it is up in a clip. She has lots of bangly bracelets on as well. She has black eye liner, lip gloss, black eye shadow, and mascara. Her nails are black as well.

Girly.X.Girl: Do you guys like your makeovers?

RonandMione4Ever: You haven't let us look at ourselves yet.

Girly.X.Girl: Shrugs Meh, sucks for you, doesn't it?

RonandMione4Ever: Looks taken aback, and leaves stage with Emerika.

Girly.X.Girl: Ok guys, the show is almost over, BUT, we have a surprise guest for you! Woot! And don't forget the person who gets to be plucked from the audience, and put into the Girly.X.Girl show, to be bombarded with questions! Yay! See you after this break!

(A/N Ok…so maybe not all that funny…but at least I updated! Woot! Ok, guys, if you have any complaints about me using you on the show, just tell me in a review or what ever ok? But, you have to think, you reviewed, so you have to expect to be made fun of…just a little bit? A tiny poke? Any ways, review! Thanks guys! BTW, my middle name – because your guessing it – doesn't have an A in it, and it's also a boys name as well, but spelled in a different way. Woot! Have fun!)