Failed Attempt #12
Voldemort entered the Great Hall, where everything seems to happen. In his left hand was a Burger King bag and in his right was a Whopper. On his head was a Burger King crown.
"I've got a crown and you don't! Ha ha ha ha ha!" He sang over and over.
He danced over to Harry and waved the Whopper in his face.
"You wanna bite?" asked Voldemort before he, himself, took a bite.
When Harry refused, Voldemort put down his Whopper and forced a French fry into Harry's mouth, nearly choking him.
Dumbledore comes out of nowhere and steals Voldemort's Burger King crown. He starts running around the hall yelling, "Finally! I've got a crown! I am the king of Burgers!"
Voldemort puts down his bag and chases Dumbledore.
"Give me back my crown!"
"Never!"
The students leave, having seen enough displays of immaturity.