It was late at night. The Mercrow were even starting to tuck in for the night. Ash was lying under the tree where his heart was breaking.
P..Paul he kissed...me! Ash brought his hands up and touched his lips.
*Bam*
Ash jumped at the sound "What was that!" He stood up and leaned against the tree. A dark figure holding a gun came closer and closer.
"Stay back!"
*Bam* the shot missed but Ash was about to wet his pants. First Paul now this! The figure became clearer. A teenage boy with purple locks, an angelic face, and dark clothing.
"Hey, you ran away from me." He slyly spoke.
"Get away from me!" *Bam* Ash was visibly shaking.
" I want to be nice again, really nice." He was a few inches away from Ash. Paul poked his silver gun up against Ash's chin.
"Come on, back to the Pokémon center babe."
"Paul please I don't want to!"Paul poked his chin again. "Ok ok! Just put that thing away!"
The two walked into the Pokémon center. "Ash!" a girlish voice called. Dawn ran over to the two boys.
"Ash we were so worried about you!" Paul nudged ash in the back.
Ash hesitantly spoke. "I'm alright aren't I? I will be rooming with Paul tonight."
Dawn looked over at the purple haired boy. Paul glared at her.
"You sure?"
"Yah"
Paul and Ash walked down to his room.
"Paul I don't like this!" Paul smirked and ripped his clothes off.
It was James! "Haha! Got you!" James fired a bazooka and Caught Ash with a net. James smirked and hit ash over the head.
When ash came to, he was tied up. He rolled onto his side.
"ummm" Paul was lying next to him also tied up.
"So stupid you got caught too."
"Hey! Wait how did you get here anyway if James was you?"
Paul rolled onto his other side. His back facing Ash. "Jessie seduced you?"
Paul flipped back over "Like hell!" Ash raised an eyebrow, amused.
"She was dressed as that girl from pokéguys magazine." "You read that?" "Duh, all men read it." "but the girls where such skimpy...uh" He felt his face getting hot. "I just read it because I'm bored. I'd rather have the real thing. Paul's lips touched Ash's in a brief kiss.
"Alright stop your gayness and listen up! Give us your Pokémon!" Jessie stayted.
Paul chucked deeply. "What's so funny!" James insisted. Paul sat up. "This" He pulled the ropes off. Paul reached behind him. He pulled out a black pistol. *Bam* Paul fired a warning shot.
"Two can play at this game!" James reached behind him.
*Bam*
"Hahn!" Paul screamed. His hand was covered in blood. "Damn it!" he yelled.
Paul switched hands. He pointed the gun at ash.
"What!"
*Bam* Ash felt loose ropes around him. He shot the ropes off! *Bam* Smoke swarmed the room.
"Come on!" Paul grabbed Ash's arm. The two ran down the hall.
"Do you have a gun!?" Paul asked. "Umm no." "Useless baby!"
A dead end stopped the two. "Crud!" Ash said. Paul face was expressionless. "I guess we are dead." Ash said. Paul aimed his pistol at the fire alarm. *Bam* The bell started ringing. "Initiating self destruct sequence." "That's the fire alarm!" Paul yelled.