Noodles ch3 enjoy~

"Run!" Paul exclaimed.

Detonating in three seconds

Ash reached for the door handle...

Self destruct activated. Your cookies are ready.

"Cookies?" Both of them said. Looking at each other they had a blank expression. Ash rubbing his stomach "I'm kinnda hungry."

"Get out the door or your tiny brain will be done" Paul poked his gun in Ash's face.

"Alright! Don't point that thing at me!" Ash opened the door.

The ground caved in beneath their feet.

The two fell to the bottom of a pit with a crash

"Owwww. That hurt!" Ash cried. 'Damn it!" Paul yelled

"Where do you think you're going! Prepare for trouble! And Make it double. To protect our cookies with detonation! To eat them with out tax evasion! To dominate cookies is our number one goal! With this Pikachu and you in the hole!

The duo held up ash's yellow Pikachu. "Jessie! Jame-* bang bang bang*

"Shut the hell up we know who you are! Now give us back that pikachu or your gonna have a hole in that fucking head of yours!"

"Geez what a potty mouth" Jessie said.

Paul held up his gun.

Wow Paul kinnda looks sexy with that gun. Ash noticed red seeping from his arm.

"Paul you're still bleeding!" Reaching out his hand to help.

"Don't touch me!" Ash stepped back

"Awww they look like a married couple! Good thing, since you two are going to be there a while. "Pika pi!" Pikachu cried from inside the container.

*Bang* "Let pikachu go now!" Paul breathed.

Paul started to shake, clutching to his wound.

" Give...it ...to ...ash...ash." Paul was gasping for air.

"Paul!" Ash held Paul as he collapsed.

"Ash...d..don't worry about me! j...jjjust get that damn rat of yours!"

"But Paul!" Ash's eyes were dripping.

"DO IT!" He commanded.

Ash grabbed Paul's gun and climbed up the side of the hole.

"Get back down there!" James yelled

"That's what she said!" Ash yelled back *bang*

"My arm! he hit my arm!" James yelled

The container cracked open. "Pika-pi-pikachu!" "Pikachu! oh I'm so glad you're safe!"

"Well think again!" Jessie held a gun pointed right at Ash. "Say goodbye! Ahahahahaha!" *Bang*

-_Commercial break_-

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Warning! Side effects are itching, runny nose, pokemon fantasizing, purple hair, and commashipping crazy.

"Reggie! Why are those girls surrounding me with that voodoo product of yours?"

*This product does not exist*

_End of break_

Ash looked up, Paul was standing in front of them. His arms open wide. He staggered.

"Run."

"But Paul!"

"Run dammit!" His eyes were furious.

Ash turned away and ran. He ran as fast as his legs were able to run.

Paul...

My friend! My rival! My...my...my...my love! You always tried to protect me even

when I was being a total idiot! And now I'm running away from him. He gave his life for me!

Ash couldn't see anymore. He ran and ran, crying the whole time.

He became exhausted and knelt down

"PAUL!" "pika...chu" Ash looked at the yellow rodent with tear filled eyes. "At least you're safe."

He put on a fake smile. More of sadness than comfort.

The sun began to rise. And the carriums changed forme.

"hoooooh!"

Ash looked towards the sky

"Ho-Oh!" Ash said in awe. The fire-bird flew over the rising sun. It's feathers shone in the dawn's rays. It soon flew out of sight.

"Ash!"

Dawn and Brock were running towards him.

"Ash are you ok? Can you hear me?"

"Yah" Ash shut his eyes. "I'm sorry."

"You left me there to die! You basterd! You should have been the one who died! Nobody likes you! No, I liked you. I loved you! And you killed me! You killed me!"

"Ahhh!" Ash sat up in his bed, Gasping for breath.

"Oh Paul" A single tear ran down his face.

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