Failed Attempt # 16
"Move over Goyle!" said Lucius
"I can't, mate, there's no more room!"
"Both of you shut the bloody hell up!" Voldemort yelled
"Yes, Master" they said in unison
Voldemort was driving.
Much more than that: Voldemort was driving a mini-van.
Yes, a mini-van.
"Now, one of you idiots tell me why these muggle idiots are trying to hit me!"
"You're driving on the wrong side of the road." Said Lucius
"What did you say?!"
"Nothing"
"That's what I thought."
"Master, watch out!"
"I am you imbecile!"
"Master, your gas light just came on."
"What does that mean?"
"We're almost completely out of gas."
"Ah, where do we get more?"
"At a gas station."
"All right, who let one rip?" asked Bellatrix in the middle row
Crabbe raised his hand slowly.
"You!" said Bellatrix, yelling and pointing at Crabbe.
Bellatrix climbed into the back of the van and started to beat Crabbe up.
"Lucius, take the wheel! I'm going in." said Voldemort as he put on an Army helmet.
Voldemort tried desperately to stop the fighting.
"My lord? Do you want to go to Shell or BP for gas?"
"Who the hell is BP?!" Voldemort yelled back to the front of the van.
"Never mind."
"I think we need a bigger van." Said Goyle
"Me, too." Said Lucius