A/N: Hi there! Thanks everyone for the Reviews…We were so encouraged by them that we came up with 14 new skits. A little note: some of the attempts may not be actual attempts. Although, it really doesn't matter, it's what's funny that counts. We apologize for any delays that you may be unhappy with…we are lazy people. Lol
Failed Attempt # 17
Voldemort sat on the floor of the Riddle mansion's den making siren noises.
"Eee ooh eee ooh eee ooh!"
Lucius came in to check that his master had not broken anything or anyone.
"Master, what are you doing?"
"I'm pretending that I fatally injured Potter and that the dum-dums on the light side were sending him to the hospital in an ambudence."
"Ambudence? Don't you mean Ambulance?"
"No, I mean ambudence."
"Why an ambudence?"
"Because it's slow and Potty will die on the way to the hospital just like in all my soap operas."
Lucius walked out of the room without another word.
(A/N: No offense to the actors and actresses in soaps or the people that watch them.)