Phineas and Ferb

Summer Life of a Teenager

Episode 3: We're Fabulous

Description: Bajeet, feeling that he's not cool enough, decides he needs a makeover. But, he doesn't know where to get it. So he thinks that Phineas and Ferb can help him. But not having enough materials to build something, they don't know what to do. But getting an idea from Baljeet saying he "wants to be fabulous", they know exactly where to go. Meanwhile, Perry faces the biggest obstacle that stands in the way between him and his mission.

Morning had come, as Baljeet woke up. "Ah, what a wonderful morning. I wonder what phenomenon Phineas and Ferb will create today," he said to himself as he got dressed and walked outside. While he was walking, he was humming the tune to "Somebody Give Me a Grade", but while he wasn't looking, he bumped into a group of bullies.

"Hey, how dare you bump into us," one of them said.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't looking at where I was walking. We're cool, right?" Baljeet asked.

"No, WE are cool. You, aren't. You're just a lowly sham, a lame nerdy loser," another said, as someone came behind them.

As they turned around, they freaked out, as one of them barely let out, "Oh, h-hey Buford. W-what are you doing here?"

"You guys are bullying him. And he is MY prey," Buford said, as they ran away.

"Oh, thanks Buford," Baljeet said.

"No prob," Buford said, as he gave Baljeet a wedgie.

"OW!" he exclaimed as his wedgie was released. As they were walking, Bajeet asked, "Hey u, do you think that I'm lame?"

"Yeah, but that makes you unique. You're so lame, that people can't help but notice you for your lameness," Buford answered.

"Oh, thanks," Bajeet said sarcastically. "Do you know how I can be cool?"

"I don't know how YOU can be cool, but from what I know, I believe it has to do with what you look like," Buford answered.

"Okay, thanks. Let's head over to Phineas and Ferb's house. I think they can help," Baljeet said, as the two ran over to their house.

Phineas and Ferb were in their house, eating breakfest with Isabella. "Man, I really don't know what to do today. How did we think of these ideas EVERY day?" Phineas asked.

"I guess you guys aren't used to it yet. But don't worry. It'll come naturally," Isabella said.

"I hope so. Hey, I got it," Phineas exclaimed, as Buford and Baljeet ran through the door. "Buford and Baljeet! What are you doing here?"

"I need your help," Baljeet answered. "I know what you guys are going to do today."

"Really? What are we doing today?" Phineas asked.

"You guys are going to build something to make me look cool," Baljeet answered.

"Really? REALLY?" Phineas asked, somewhat disappointed.

"Well, at least we have an idea of what we're doing. What was your idea?" Ferb asked. "Also, where's Perry?"

On the streeets of a near by neighborhood, Perry was taking a morning stroll. But to his surprise, he saw someone who knew him very well. Candace was also taking a morning walk down the sidewalk. "Man, that girl came back, and right when I was about to talk to Jeremy. I guess she was serious about what she said. Oh well," she said as she tripped on something.

"Perry. What are you doing here? You should be at home. Oh well, I'm going home today, so you can come with me, I guess. Maybe this is where he disappears to everyday," she said as she walked back into Stacy's house. But to Candace's surprise, a loud ringing went off after she got into the house.

"What is that beeping noise?" Candace asked.

"Oh, hey Candace. Did you mess something up?" Stacy asked.

"No, I was walking around when the sound went off. And the weirdest part, it sounds like it's coming from Perry," Candace said, as the two turned over to him, when he put the watch in his mouth.

Meanwhile, Phineas was coming down the stairs with everyone waiting for him. "Nope, sorry. We don't have any parts. I'll go order the- Oh that's right. The regular shipping company that we use is closed today," Phineas said.

"WHAT? Why can't you order it from someone else?" Baljeet asked.

"No, sorry. All the other shipping companys take too long. The only reason we get the materials so quickly from them is because they're bonded," Phienas answered.

"Come on, all I want is to look fabulous, isn't that easy enough?" Baljeet yelled.

"Fabulous, you say, Ferb, I got it," Phineas said.

"Got what?" Baljeet asked, causing an awkward silence.

Meanwhile, the girls were still looking for where the noise was coming from. But to make it worse, the watch started talking. "Agent P? Agent P? Are you there? Blast it. Why won't he answer? Carl, did you send him the new watch?"

"Yes, yes I did."

"Where is that coming from?" Candace asked.

"I think it's coming from the T.V. Let's check," Candace said as she and Stacy ran over to the other room, allowing Perry a chance to get away. "Oh, I almost forgot you. Come on, Perry. Let's go," as she grabbed Perry and didn't allow him to escape.

"Nope, it's not coming from here," Stacy said.

"Well, it has to be coming from somewhere," Candace assured, as Perry finally grabbed the watch from his mouth.

"Whoa, is it me, or is the sound getting louder?" Candace asked.

"Maybe it's coming from upstairs," Stacy guessed as the two and Perry went upstairs.

"It's got to be here somewhere," Candace said, as the two blindly searched the upstairs, giving Perry a moment to talk to Major Monogram.

"Agent P. Is everything alright?" the Major asked, as Perry showed him the two girls keeping him hostage.

"Oh, that's not good. We need you to get away from them as quickly as possible. I will tell you your mission later," Major Monogram said as Perry soluted his boss, and made a run for the front door, which he crashed into, not knowing it was locked.

Hearing it, Candace walked downstairs and took him back up with her.

At the O.W.C.A, Monogram was somewhat upset at the predicament which was unfolding. "Man, all my agents are gone. Oh, wait, we have one more agent," he said.

"You don't mean," Carl responded.

"Yes, I do. Agent Potty the Potted Plant, you have a mission. Find Agent P and get him away from those two girls so he can proceed with his mission," the Major said, as he threw the plant in the air. "There he goes," as he let out a tear. "I just hope he lands in the house," he said.

"I don't know sir. But why didn't you send him to Doofenshmirtz'. He's dealt with him before," Carl informed, which annoyed the Major.

"Now you tell me," Major Monogram said.

Somehow, Potty the Potted Plant landed and crashed through the roof, causing a comotion. "What was that?" Stacy asked as she and Candace ran to a different room, dropping Perry. Perry then got on his feet, put on his fedora, and ran out the door, which he had enough time to unlock.

Stacy and Candace were searching the room where there was the crash, ignoring Potty the Potted Plant. "Man, what was that?" Stacy asked.

"I don't know, Perry and I are in the same situation as- Wait a minute, where did Perry go?" Candace asked.

Perry was walking the streets, as he turned his watch back on. "Oh, Agent P. You got out. Anyways, I will only use five words. Doof, Knives, Put a Stop," the Major said, which Perry couldn't understand. "What? Why aren't you going? Uh, fine. I'll explain it differently. Doofenshmirtz has bought out all the knives in the Tri State Area, and he has melded them together to build a gigantic knife. We don't know what is going on, but just put a stop to it," he said as Perry left on his jet pack.

Meanwhile, the group was outside walking the streets. "So, where are we going?" Baljeet asked, having been blindfolded.

"It's a surprise. Also, cover your ears," Phineas said.

"Ok," Baljeet said as he covered his ears.

After a bit of walking, Phineas said, "Here we are, the Bobbi's Hair Emporium."

"Why are we here?" Buford asked.

"Well, Baljeet said he wanted to be fabulous, so we are going to bring him to Bobbi Fabulous to try to make him "fabulous", you know what I mean, right?" Phineas explained.

"That makes sense," Isabella answered as the four including Baljeet walked in.

As the were walking in, the went up to the counter, as the lady at the counter asked, "Have you scheduled an appointment?"

"No, but we need to see Bobbi Fabulous, you know, the one who used to be in Love Handel," Phineas said, as Bobbi walked into the room.

When he walked up to them, he said, "Look who it is. It's those little people who gave me a theme song. What do you guys need?"

"Well, our friend here says he wants to be fabulous, so we thought that you can help him," Phineas said as he pointed to Baljeet.

"Wow, I guess you're right. He does need work. I will help you guys. But I still will charge you guys. Ladies, get me the special equipment," he said as some of his workers got him a giant box.

*Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated*

As Perry was walking into the building, he saw on the elevator there was a sign that said, "Out of Order", as he sighed and walked up the stairs.

"Where is Perry the Platypus? He's late, again," Doofenshmirtz said, as Perry walked right up to him. "Oh, Perry the Platypus. I had a trap for you, but it broke before you got here, so I will just explain my plan. In the news, they had a headline about my brother, Roger Doofenshmirtz, getting his own paper mache model of himself. So, I will use this giant knife to chop it in half. The bad part, is that I only have one of these, so, if I miss, that will be it," he said.

Back at Stacy's house, the two girls were about to part. "I guess I've got to go," Candace said.

"Don't worry. I'll visit pretty much everyday, like every summer, well, execpt for the week of July 11," Stacy said.

"Well, see ya later. Also, if you see Perry, tell him that I've been looking for him," she informed as she headed for her car which she got on the first day of summer.

"Ok, I will, but first, I need to learn how to speak Platypus," Stacy said as she walked back into the house.

Meanwhile, Bobbi Fabulous was working his magic on Baljeet. After an hour or so, Bobbi said, "Ah, there, your friend is now fabulous," as they all saw Baljeet.

"Wow, you've gotta admit, he does look good," Phineas said.

"I guess so," Buford said.

"I guess this is what you call "Fabulous"," Ferb said.

"Did any of you notice that he looks exactly like Bobbi?" Isabella asked.

"Wow, you look fabulous," Bobbi exclaimed.

"Really? Do I really look that fabulous?" Baljeet asked, as Bobbi gave him a mirror.

"I guess we have to do it. You guys ready?" Phineas asked.

"Do we really have to?" Buford asked, as they put on their own wigs and started to sing.

(Start of song)

Phineas: I don't need to tell you what you already know,

You look fabulous, more than the average Joe.

Those guys before won't be picking on you,

They'll want to know where you got that 'do.

Baljeet: Yes, I will agree, I look so fabulous,

I'll be the cool guy leaving them in the dust.

But I need to get some of that exotic cream,

Just look at me, I look like a dream.

(Camera Shutters)

Buford: He's still a nerd.

Isabella: Yes, yes I know.

Everyone but Bobbi and Baljeet: You're the one with the great style.

You will be cool no more a child.

You're fabulous. Bobbi & Baljeet: (We're fabulous!)

You're fabulous. (We're so fabulous!)

You look so great compared to us.

It's all about you. (We're all the fuss!)

You're fabulous. (We're fabulous!)

You're fabulous. (We're so fabulous!)

Bobbi: You know, no two people are like each other,

So don't be a look-alike copying another,

Unless, like him, you're copying me,

'Cause that gives you individuality!

Phineas: So how do you feel, are you still curious?

Do you feel ever more fabulous?

Baljeet: Yes I do, I think the look is daring,

I'm fabulous! Keep the cameras rolling.

(More camera shutters)

Everyone but Bobbi and Baljeet: You're the ones who wear mascara,

The fashion phenons of our era.

You're fabulous. Bobbi and Baljeet: (We're so Fabulous!)

You're fabulous. (Oh, we're fabulous!)

You set the bar so high for us,

You look so great. (Yes, yes we must.)

You're fabulous. (We're fabulous!)

You're fabulous. (My, we're fabulous!)

(End of Song)

"Well, thanks Bobbi, we're off. Bye," Phineas said as the group left the building.

"See you later, also, you over there," he said, pointing to Baljeet. "You look fabulous!"

"Well, Baljeet, do you feel fabulous?" Buford ask.

"Yes, yes I do," Baljeet said.

Meanwhile, Perry and Doofenshmirtz were stuck in a nemesis conflict, as Doofenshmirtz took a chair and threw it at Perry. But Perry dodged it and took a basebal bat and ran up to Doofenshmirtz and started whacking him with it. "No, Perry the Platypus. Platypi aren't supposed to hurt people with baseball bats," as he got into a fetal position.

But Perry stopped, seeing that the evil scientist was too incapable of harming him. But to his surprise, Doofenshmirtz got up and released the restraint on the knife and sent it flying. But right before it got shot, Perry changed the direction of the knife.

"There, Perry the Platypus. You might as well go now. The knife is gone, and there's nothing you can do about it. So you might as well run back to Major Monogram and tell him you lost this one," he said as the platypus picked the baseball bat, threw it at Doofenshmirtz, making him fall off the window right behind him, as Perry left the building.

"CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!" as he was falling to the ground. As he was getting up, he noticed Perry was already there. "How did you get here that fast?" he asked, as Perry just left him. "NO ONE LEAVES HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ IN PAIN. NO ONE! Well, except for my ex-wife, my ex-girlfriends, my dad, my brother, my mom, and Potty the Potted Plant. Besides that, NO ONE!"

Meanwhile, Phineas and the others were walking the street, continually listening to Baljeet ranting on and on about how fabulous he is and how fabulous he will be at school. "Uh, Baljeet, do you really think you look THAT fabulous?" Isabella asked.

"Of course, don't you?" Baljeet asked, as he approached Isabella.

"You do look fabulous, well any look pretty much will make you look better," Phineas said.

"You know that the only difference is that he has a new hairdo and a change of clothes, right?" Isabella whispered.

"SHHHH," Phineas whispered in her ear, which made her realize the plan.

But as they were walking, something, or a giant knife, was heading towards them, which they didn't notice. The knife passed right by them and took Baljeet's hair and flew right past them. Right after that, Baljeet felt his hair, realizing the only thing on his head are the millimeters of black hairs on his scalp. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"What's wro- oh," Phineas asked.

"My beautiful hair is gone," Baljeet yelled.

"I guess you can't be fabulous forever," Ferb said.

"Yeah, I agree," Phineas agreed.

"Say, why don't we go over to Slushy Dogs," Buford asked, which disgusted everyone.

"Oh heavens no. Slushy Dogs never get any better," Ferb answered as the group kept walking, stumbling upon a certain platypus.

"Oh, there you are, Perry," Phineas said as Perry chattered in response.

That's the end of Episode Three. This chapter, which you hopefully read, I made a somewhat different version of "Fabulous" in the episode "Dude, We're Getting the Band Back Together". Please review and tell me if I should keep doing the lyric changes in some songs. Also, sorry about skipping the Candace scene at the mall. I forgot by the time I finished the chapter.

Expect Date: Some time in July, but I will get it before the 25 of July.