Failed Attempt # 18
Voldemort reclined in the dust covered armchair as the commercials started once again.
Snape and Lucius walked to the door of the den that Voldemort was occupying.
"See? I told you he watched soap on a vellytision."
"You mean Television."
"No, I mean Vellytision."
Voldemort gasped immensely as the main actress on the screen fell to the floor.
"What is it my lord? What happened?!"
"Georgina just fainted from the shock of being told that she was pregnant with her half brother's child." He answered
Snape pulled Lucius back into the hall.
"I think you have a real problem here."
"You're telling me! Now I'll never hear the end of it."
"You stupid machine! I'll kill you!"
Lucius and Snape reentered the den.
"What happened now?" asked Lucius
"They canceled my favorite soap." Said Voldemort as he sniffled
"I stand corrected." Lucius whispered to Snape