Phineas and Ferb
Summer Life of a Teenager
Episode 4: The F-Games 2
Description: While playing ski-ball at a local Chuckie Cheeses, Buford is upset when he notices that Isabella did better than him. During an argument, they have the perfect solution, or at least what they thought was perfect. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz tries to figure out what every inator does, unaware that he's testing each one on the Tri-State Area, for the worse and even for the better. Meanwhile, Candace tries to clean up the house before their parents come home.
"So tell me again why we're at Chuckie Cheeses?" Buford asked as he was playing air hockey with Ferb.
"Because Isabella wanted to play ski-ball and air hockey and Baljeet wanted to go to Chuckie Cheeses," Phineas answered as he was playing with Isabella.
"So you're pretty much her lap dog now?" Buford asked.
"Be quiet. Like you weren't a lap dog for Baljeet," Phineas said.
"Shut up. That was reasonable. I was following the Bully Code," Buford yelled as he shot a goal against Ferb.
"Anyways, just drop it. We're here bacause Baljeet wanted to be here with the crane," Phineas said as they noticed Baljeet hugging his stuffed animals that he won, or Django won.
"What?" Baljeet asked, as everyone ignored him and got back to their air hockey.
*Goal* as Isabella scored the winning goal against Phineas. "Gosh, your really good at air hockey, Isabella."
"Thanks," she responded as they watched Buford lose to Ferb. "Buford, you suck at air hockey."
"SHut up. That's air hockey. Only little kids play that game," Buford yelled.
"Then what do you play?" Isabella asked with a hint of anger.
"Ski-ball. Let's see who is better," Buford exclaimed as the two went to the open ski-ball ramps.
But Buford almost hit the 100, as his ball sunk to the bottom. "Argh. But don't worry. I'm just getting warmed up." But when he looked over, he saw Isabella make it in the 100.
"Beat that, Buford," Isabella said.
"Dang it. Nevermind. This is a stupid game. That's why it's at Chuckie Cheeses," Buford yelled.
"What? Chuckie Cheeses is not lame!"
"You're the only who thinks that, Baljeet. Anyways, you can't beat me in any real game, Isabella," Buford exclaimed.
"Are you sure? I beat you in the F-games."
"That was luck. If we did it again, I would beat you with ease. The only reason I lost was because of shrimpy over there!"
"Yeah, sure it was. Well, let's see if you can beat me," Isabella said sarcastically.
"But the stadium was destroyed."
"Yeah, but you forgot that we still have the person who made it," as they turned towards Phineas.
"Sure, I can try it again," he said.
"Oh thank you thank you thank you!" Isabella exclaimed as she hugged him, blushing and releasing the hug.
"But it might take a bit, so Baljeet, we have to leave now."
"What? BUt I love it here." Baljeet exclaimed.
"Fine, come on, let's go. He can find his way back," as the five of them ran out of the building, leaving Baljeet.
"Hey, where's Perry? He was in my pile of stuffed animals earlier," Baljeet asked.
Perry was on the couch, as Candace was cleaning the house before her parents come home. "Sheesh, I know that platypi don't do much, but seriously? Do they just sit on the couch watching a guy with a unibrow speak in French? You're lucky I took Spanish, so I wouldn't speak to you everyday in French," she asked. But the person on T.V. was Major Monogram, who was speaking in french so Candace wouldn't pick up the mission.
"Agent P, il semble que Danville a été en évolution rapide au cours de la dernière demi-heure. Dans un premier temps, l'a transformé en une ville infestée de licorne, mais à la seconde suivante, il y avait un grand feu. Nous croyons Doofenshmirtz est à la hauteur. Ainsi, la tête là-bas et de mettre un terme à cela. (Agent P, it seems like Danville has been rapidly changing during the last half hour. At first, it turned into a unicorn-infested town, but at the next second, there was a large fire. We believe Doofenshmirtz is up to it. So head over there and put a stop to it.)," Major Monogram said as Perry soluted him and sneaked past Candace to get to his jet pack.
Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz was busy testing his inators. "Man, this is annoying. How many inators did I take?"
"Four-hundred Seventy-Eight, to be exact," Norm answered.
"How many have we gone through?"
"Five."
"ARGH! How long is this going to take?"
"I'm guessing 5 days," Norm answered.
"5 DAYS? How am I supposed to ruin the lives of those in the Tri-State-Area if I can't do anything but deal with these," he said as Perry crashed through the door. "Oh great, Perry the Platypus. This is just perfect. Now I have to deal with him too?" as Perry threw a chair at him and walked up to him. "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa."
"Hey boys," Candace said as the boys, Isabella, Django and Buford charged into the house. "Hey, watch it. I just cleaned up the house."
"Sorry, Candace. We'll be in the back. Also, if you see Baljeet, tell him we're in the backyard," Phineas said as they started getting equipment ready.
"What are you guys doing?" Candace asked.
"Making the new F-Games Stadium," Isabella answered, angering Candace.
"WHAT? Didn't you guys already do that?" Candace yelled.
"Yeah, but Phineas said he would be build it for me. It's gonna be a lot of fun, so bring Jeremy over if you want," Isabella said as she skipped into the backyard.
"Man, I guess even Phineas is subject to the powers of seduction," Candace said to herself as she got back to cleaning.
"So, what's the plan?" Buford asked.
"I've got an idea, but I want to ask something first," Phineas said, as he showed them the blueprint. "This is probably what the stadium will look like, but I may expand it depending on how many compete. What are the teams going to be like?"
"Now that I think about it, What should the teams be?" Buford asked. "I'm fine with anything, but to make it fair, I'll take a girl on my team."
"Really? I never knew that Buford would take a girl on his team. I guess it's mixed teams. I'll take Phineas on my team," she said, surprising only Phineas.
"Why me? I'm not that good at sports. Plus, I've gotta make the rules. I can't be player if I make the rules," Phineas said.
"Come on, you're good at basketball. You and Ferb led your team to the country championships, even though your coach cut you from the team. Also, you can leave that to Ferb, since he's also doing the building, right? Please, you've gotta help me. I might lose without you," Isabella said.
"Fine, I'll be on the team. Ferb, make the rules and use these blueprints for the stadium," Phineas said as he handed Ferb the blueprints. "Make the rules for the games to make as intersting and difficult as possible," he added as Ferb went inside to get the parts.
Meanwhile, Perry had a whip in his hand as he was interrogating Doofenshmirtz, who was tied to a chair. "Wait, Perry the Platypus, I keep telling you that I-" he tried to say as he was whipped at the mouth. "OW!" rubbing his mouth. "Perry the Platypus, do you know how much that hurts? And for what? Because I don't know what you're talking about when you mention that Danville is in a state of crisis?" he asked as he started to process what he said. "Wait a minute, so you're saying that Danville is in trouble because random blasts mess up the city? Bu-but that's my job!" he said, shaking his fist, as Perry the Platypus whipped him again and Doofenshmirtz fell backwards. "Ow! You know, Perry the Platypus, someday, I'm going to parylized from thi-" he said as Perry whipped him again.
"...so you need to throw the chicken in the hoop three times without it flying away, and jump into the mouth of the Tiki using the monkey bars. Any questions?" Ferb asked.
"Have you ever talked this much?" Adyson asked, who was on Buford's team.
"No, no I haven't," Ferb answered.
"So if you lose in the dodgeball round, how long is the penalty wait?" Adyson asked again.
"ONE MINUTE!" all three yelled.
"Man, you're embarrassing me," Buford said as the four got on the costumes in seperate rooms.
"You're not going to beat me, Isabella," Adyson exclaimed.
"You sure about that? Because I plan to win with my Phineas," Isabella replied.
"How come you always call him "your" Phineas? Isn't he technically owned by his parents?" Adyson asked.
"Well, we are going to get married someday, so he is pretty much mine and I am his," she answered.
"Uh, whatever," Adyson said as she exited the room with a tiger on her outfit.
Meanwhile, in the other room, Buford was strangling Phineas up against the wall. "What makes you think you're gonna win, Diner Bell?" Buford yelled.
"I just am, that's why," Phineas said, as he fell through the wall and next to Isabella.
"You will not win, Diner Bell. No matter what happens, you will lose," Buford yelled as he left.
"Ow, sheesh, that was a hard hit," he said as he noticed he was lying down right under Isabella.
"You okay, Phineas?" Isabella asked.
"Yeah, I'm fine. Come on, let's go beat them," Phineas said as the two went outside.
Meanwhile, Buford and Adyson were discussing their game plan. "Are you sure about this? Just to win the F-Games, you're will to put them in danger, if not kill them?"
"Be quiet. This'll just hurt them. They won't be killed by it," Buford said.
"If it doesn't kill them, or hurt them severly, I'm in," Adyson said as the two entered the stadium.
Meanwhile, Perry was still trying to get a confession from Doofenshmirtz, though he still didn't know what was going on. "Seriously, Perry the Platypus. All I've doing today is testing 5 inators that I stole from the evil convention during my vacation, and I don't even know what they do yet," he yelled, when he looked out the window to see a unicorn-infested Danville on fire.
"Hmn, how did that get there?" Doofenshmirtz asked, as he got whipped again by Perry before Perry pushed a button on one of the inators.
"No, Perry the Platypus, look what you've done," he yelled, as Perry saw the the fire and the unicorns were gone. "Huh, weird. They disapeared after he pressed that button," he said as Perry started breaking all the inators with a baseball bat.
"NO PERRY THE PLATYPUS! Some of them are selfdestruct inators if you break them," he yelled, but the platypus didn't care as he kept breaking the inators.
"Okay, Let the F-Games Begin!" Ferb announced as the competition began, and a song started playing.
Na-na na-na na
Na-na na-na na
Na-na na-na na, na na na na na-na
Na-na na-na na
Na-na na-na na
Na-na na-na na, na na na na na-na
Don't wanna hear no smack talk.
You wanna call your mama, here's the dime.
It's time to walk the walk walk.
You got a reputation on the line. So get your game on,
Or else it's shame on you.
Gimme an "F"! (F !)
Gimme an "F"! F Games!
Are you a contender...
Gimme an "F"! (F !)
Gimme an "F"! F Games!
In the battle of the fighters!
Na-na na-na na
Na-na na-na na (Yeah)
Na-na na-na na, na na na na na-na
Na-na na-na na
Na-na na-na na (F-Games)
Na-na na na na, na na na na na-na
"Okay, now the teams are on the diving contest. They will dive from 102 feet in the air and jump into a giant swimming pool," Ferb announced. "now, Phineas will do his diving trick.
Go, Phineas, Go, Go, Phineas!
Go, Phineas, Go, Go, Phineas!
Go, Phineas, Go, Go, Phineas!
Go, Phineas, Go, Go, Phineas!
The Fireside Girls were singing as Phineas was diving. "Look, he's staying in a straight line. He isn't even moving an inch. He is approaching the water. Wait a minute, WHERE'S THE WATER!" Ferb yelled as he noticed that there was a bowl of lava under Phineas. "PHINEAS! MOVE AWAY!"
"He can't hear you. He's in a tube that keeps you in a straight line and is soundproof," Buford exclaimed.
"Do you want to kill him, Buford?" Isabella exclaimed.
"Of course not. Diner Bell's not a bad guy," Buford admitted.
"Then why are you letting sink to his doom in the lava he's about to hit?" Isabella asked.
"WHAT?" Buford yelled as he realized that he was about to kill Phineas.
Phineas was about to hit the lava as everyone exclaimed "NO!"
Meanwhile, Candace recieved a phone call, saying, "This is the Flynn-Fletcher Residence. You are talking to Candace Flynn. How may I help you?"
"Seriously, Candace? Anyways, we're going to be home in five minutes, so make sure the house is spotless, okay?"
"Sure mom. Okay, bye," Candace said as she hung up the phone. "All there's left is the backyard as she walked up to the window and screamed, "EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! as she the giant F-Games stadium.
"What are you guys doing?" she yelled as she entered the stadium and saw what was happening.
"OH MY GOSH! PHINEAS!" Candace screamed as she stood there motionless like everyone else as she saw her brother about to be burned by the lava.
But Buford leaped towards Phineas and caught him while spinning on the ground with him in his arms. "Thanks, Buford," Phineas said.
"No prob. Okay, this F-Games is over because of default," he said as everyone left the stadium. "Ferb?" Buford said as he packed up the stadium into a bitesized piece of metal.
"Gosh, are you okay, Phineas?" Candace asked.
"Yeah, thanks to Buford, I'm fine," Phineas said, as he noticed their parents behind Candace. "Hey Mom, hey Dad," he said as Candace turned around.
"Hey boys, hey Candace. How was your week?" their Mom asked.
"It was fun. I was about to be hurt, but Buford saved me," Phineas said, "Also, we are thinking up on projects this week."
"Really? That's very heroic of Buford," she said, ignoring what else they were saying. "Buford, do you want some snacks?" she asked, but by the time she asked, he was gone.
"That's strange. He's gone," His mom said.
"He's probably looking for Baljeet," he said.
And he was, as he entered Chuckie Cheeses as Baljeet was surrounded by an army of stuffed animals, as he walked up behind him and gave him a double wedgie.
"OW! What was that for?" Baljeet asked.
"Sorry, I needed to make up for being nice," Buford said, "Come on, let's get out of here before they lock us in," as the two carried the stuffed animals out of the building.
"That was a fun day, well, besides the part you were almost killed," Isabella said.
"Yeah, that was fun, but hopefully, we'll be *cough, cough*," he said as he started to cough.
"You okay, Phineas?" Isabella asked.
"Yeah, I'll be fine," he answered as he started to cough again.
"You sure you're okay?" she asked.
"Yeah, I just caught something in my throat, I think. Well, good night," he said as he headed into the house.
"But their family is coming over for dinner today," his mom told him.
"They are, okay, allow me to lead you in," he said as he led Isabella into the house.
"Wow, he's turning into quite the gentleman," Linda chuckled.
"Quite indeed. I think he gets it from me," Lawrence said, which made his wife laugh.
"You're so funny, dear. Come on, kids, lets go into the house," Linda said as the kids followed her into the house.
"Hey, where's Perry?" Ferb asked, but everyone just ignored him and went in to eat.
Perry was still destroying inators, with only one left.
"Wow, none of them were actually selfdestruct inators," Doofenshmirtz said as Perry destroyed the last inator. But the broken parts started to beep as Doofenshmirtz and Perry started to freak out.
"Oh no, look what you've done," Doofenshimrtz yelled. "We have to get out of here," as Perry took out his glider and got ready leave through a window.
"What? You're leaving me? Come on, I'm your nemesis," he yelled as Perry just left him. "Oh wow, thanks for helping me, Perry the Platypus," Doofenshmirtz said sarcastically as he prepared for impact. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" as the machine blew up.
Perry flew to the residence of his owners and landed as he took off his fedora, waiting at the backyard.
"Oh, there you are, Perry. We were just talking about you," Phineas said as he took his pet platypus into the house.
That's the end of Episode 4: The F-Games 2. I hope you enjoyed this new chapter. This is one of three chapters I've written today in respect for Phineas and Ferb: Summer Belongs to You. The other chapters are from Summer Camp Rox and my new story, Future Catastrophy.