Sorry, dear readers for my absences. Life in general took over...again. Anyway, you should know that everything has calmed down and I should (should being the stressed word here) be able to post more often. I still welcome ideas! Now...on to the stupidity!!!
Failed Attempt # 19
Voldemort breezed into the Great Hall. Everyone watched him closely, amused looks on their faces.
"Why is everyone looking at me?" Voldemort whispered to Lucius
"Because you do something funny every time you come here." Answered a small first year Hufflepuff
"Oh. Well, Harry, I have come to kill you, as usual…again."
Voldemort pulled his wand out of his robes. It fell limp. Voldemort examined what he thought was his wand to find that it was a wet spaghetti noodle.
"Damn Wizarding Wheezes investment plan." Mumbled Voldemort as he trudged out of the hall
"I'll be back when I get my wand!" he yelled back to Harry
"I know." Said Harry to Ron as Voldemort stormed out of the hall.
"You know...he's beyond pitiful..." said Ron
"Yeah, I know."
"So why does Flamed-heart keep writing these little skits?"
"Not even Tralawney could predict that."
"Trawlawney couldn't even see her nose in front of her face."
"I know"
"I heard that!" shouted Trelawney from nowhere.