Meanwhile, in the dark, spooky lair of Mirazin...
Mirazin: Pass my barbies, Gazelle...
Gazelle: Don't you think you're a little bit old to be playing with dolls?
Mirazin: I'm not 'playing'. I'm using them for my battle plan.
Gazelle: Pardon?
Mirazin: The barbies are my armies.
Gazelle: YOU COMPARE MY MEN TO LITTLE GIRLS TOYS?!!!
Mirazin: These ones are the Narnians.
Gazelle: Those are beanie babies.
Mirazin: Stick with my explanation, fool!
Gazelle: Sorry, my lord.
Mirazin: They are breeding like cockroaches here--- er, I've said this before, right?
Gazelle: -SIGHS- yes. Yes you have.
Mirazin: OK. They're hiding here- in the woods.
Gazelle: The toothpicks?
Mirazin: Yes.
Gazelle: I can see where they're hiding--- doesn't that mean they're not hiding?
Mirazin: Stop taking me for everything I say.
Gazelle: Yessir.
Mirazin: We will strike when they aren't looking.
Meanwhile, back with the Pevensies...
Pete: Its getting dark out.
Dumpkin: Everything's dark since you lot left us... since ASHAM abandoned us.
Edmuncher: I have a warm, fuzzy feeling inside!
Dumpkin: Asham used to create that feeling in me, too.
Pete: What happened?
Dumpkin: The world was taken over by pirates.
Susin: YOU KNOW WILL TURNER?!
Dumpkin: Real pirates.
Susin: WHY'D YOU GET MY HOPEZ UPZ?!
Lucky: Not like you'd marry him for true love. He's rich, though...
Susin: Oh, stop.
Pete: Isn't there any way we could help?
Dumpkin: WELL... THERE IS A NEW HOPE!
star wars theme song
Dumpkin: You guys.
Pete: I JUST GAGGED!
Susin: Pete can hardly even rake the leaves...
Lucky: I could be your insurance agent. How about it?!
Pete: What on earth are you talking about?!
Lucky: If you die in battle, I'll be there to help your family, er, me; help pay for the expense of your funeral.
Pete: You are absolutely revoltingly EVIL.
Edmuncher: She has an awesome Ipod, though.
Lucky: Wanna see it, Dumpkin?!
Dumpkin: What's an Ipod...
Lucky: You can hear weird people sing through it! Its like they're really there.
Dumpkin: Creepy! Lemme see it!
-listens, and loves what he hears-
Dumpkin: My... Precious...
Lucky: You don't wanna fall in love with that song... that's Lady GAGA!
Dumpkin: You just sent shivers down my spine.
Lucky: I can't hear you over the microscopic sound waves emitted by the ipod. High tech, no?
Back with Casphian::::
Casphian: SO..... I think I can help you.
Narnian #1: Can you fight?
Casphian: …. No....
Narnian #2: Can you convince Mirazin to let us go into the world to make ourselves useful in the eyes of the entire enchilada-hating world?!
Casphian: What does even mean?!
Narnian #3: I have a solution to your problem. Dipabrik:
Dipabrik: LET'S KILL IT!!!
Casphian: NO, NO NO! Let's calm down, children. Let me show you what I GOTZ!
---shows Casphian sitting down, with the narnians on his lap, reading a beddy-bye book---
Casphian: And that's how the wonderful, beautiful Prince with gleaming black hair saved the world of Narnia from certain doom. The end!
Narnian #1: Let's elect him for president!
Narnian #2: woohoo!!!good idea!
Narnian #3: In the name of whirlygigs, let Reepicheeper talk!
Reepicheeper: Meep. Meep. Meep, meep.
Casphian: Pardon?
Narnian #3: He says: "Order a pizza in order for a celebration!!!!
Casphian: This is... abnormal...
Doveyhunter: You'd never've known, would you?
---Back with Mirazin---
Mirazin: Might I commence with my speech?
Soapespian: Whatever.
Mirazin: So that's why you should make me king.
Soapespian: Inspiring, Mirazin...almost makes me wanna go and buy some Zhu Zhu pets.
Mirazin: May the coronation begin!!!
Soapespian: The crown's over there. Go ahead, put it on... who am I to disobey you...
Prunaprismia: Yay, My hunnay's a king! I so pwoud of you, hunnay!
Mirazin: I am, after all, very amazing, right? Took a lot of convincing and hard work to get me this far.
---back with Casphian---
Casphian: We will take back what is ours!
Doveyhunter: We badgers remember well! We will let you lead us into battle! Reepicheeper: WE need weapons!
Reepicheeper: Meep. Meep! Hya-Meep!
---back with the pevensies, as they float in their boat---
Lucky: So... what's your job, Dumpkin?
Dumpkin: Why...
Lucky: So I can calculate your annual income...
Dumpkin: Why...?
Lucky: Because I can.
Dumpkin: I'm a dude who tastes different foods for the good of mankind.
Lucky: A critic?! You must be rich!
Dumpkin: There's more to life than being rich.
Lucky: Right... all the awesomness that comes with it is pretty important, too.
Dumpkin: What's the matter with this kid? Here's our stop, kids. Outta the boat nice n' easy now.
Lucky: I will search for treasure and gold! Riches in vast numbers!
Dumpkin: * rolls eyes *
Lucky: * sees the bear * 'ello there!
Edmuncher: My tummie's growling.
Susin: That's a bear!
Pete: ROFL!!!
Susin: How is that funny?! If she gets eaten, there goes all the money she earns for me!
Lucky: * Lookin' at the bear * Do you have auto insurance? I can guarantee a good rate...
Bear: Another darn salesperson. RAWRR!!!
Dumpkin: Give me your bow!!!
Susin: * reaches for the bow * Its not here!
Lucky: Acting funny, huh? * takes out bow *
Susin: YOU STOLED MY BOW AGAIN?!
Lucky: Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Bear: I don't need auto insurance.
Lucky: * aims * YOU WILL BUY AUTO INSURANCE!
Dumpkin: That kid takes it way too far...
Edmuncher: Bear sandwiches that we will stash in our pockets sound good now, don't they?
Dumpkin: You guys have made Narnia one savage place.
Bear: Dude-ette, I don't want to do this right now... * walks away *
Lucky: I'm putting this on your record! You'll owe me and my firm big time!!! I'LL SUE YOU!!! YOU WAIT AND SEE!!!
Dumpkin: Must be a Californian...