Switzerland sighed as he had to escort his sister to the female's dorms. Though she insisted she didn't need it, but if he heard the next morning that a sweet, innocent and overall perfect young girl had been molested by people like that damned French rep, there would be blood to shed.
All in all, Switzerland was shocked at the small size of the girl's side of the campus. There seemed to be only a small handful of female nations, and felt almost worried about how they survive with so many perverted men (France).
Well at least he did before he met a rather cut-throat bitch who began to actually try and pick a fight with Liechtenstein around him. Over some trash like 'Big brother is MINE! Don't you even THINK of him!', Even glaring at Switzerland as though he'd ever wanted to and started saying 'We are going to be MARRIED and you new fools shall NOT get in the way!'
Switzerland, naturally, told her sweetly to 'Either back off or feel what it's like to become Swiss cheese, you crazy incestuous bitch.' and held up one of the less deadly guns at her from his bag, fully ready to shoot.
Though, yet again, Liechtenstein seemed to prevent him from any violence as the homicidal nation ran off. It wasn't until later when he actually reached Liechtenstein's bedroom he figured out who the hell that girl was. She's supposed to be the rep of Belarus and her brother is one of the top 8, Russia.
The Hungarian rep seemed to be Liechtenstein's roommate which was fine by the Swiss since it was relatively close to home. He got a fair vibe from her in the end, even though she quite thoroughly beat him with a frying pan. Thinking it was one off the perverted guys. Still, even that made him like her, knowing his dear sister wouldn't be molested easily with the other female around.
"Oh! I'm sorry! Are you both new? I'm sorry, but if you ever see an obnoxious albino, hit him for me several times, please? I am Elizaveta by the way, but you can call me Hungary! And you two are?" The Hungarian greeted after the assault.
Liechtenstein smiled as she took her bags in the room and greeted back."Hello, there Miss Hungary. Please, don't be too upset with me if I feel like I'm being invasive! I promise I will try not to get in the way or cause you any trouble! I am Liechtenstein and my brother here is Switzerland."
Switzerland felt a ball of pride as his sister handled herself so politely and nodded to Hungary. "I'll leave her in your care, Hungary. I'm sure she won't bother you." The Swiss then turned over to his sister and warned her protectively, "Don't do anything reckless and be safe, listen to what Hungary says, alright, Leala?"
Liechtenstein was almost rolling her eyes at how stern her brother could be with her but smiled and nodded sweetly regardless. "Of course, brother. I will be fine, do not worry so much. Go and unpack your stuff, okay?"
Switzerland felt a bit wary leaving so soon but trusted his sister and left. "Tomorrow's a weekend so we should check around the school. I'll come by in the morning. Good night, Leala, Miss Hungary."
Hungary bowed respectively to the blond male and grinned. "Of course, sir. Goodnight." The Hungarian said with a suppressed giggle as she closed the door. When She knew that the Swiss was out of earshot she turned to Liechtenstein and smirked. "Your brother is a bit too stiff, don't you think? I think we should help find him find someone to fix that, am I right?" The elder female asked sweetly.
Liechtenstein nodded and cocked her head slightly. "I agree. You seem like you are already planning something though, miss. What are you thinking?" The small girl questioned innocently.
"Oh, nothing. But tell me, Liechtenstein, do you know what 'yaoi' is?"
Switzerland arrived at his room number with little interruption. It was a relief to finally be able to relax, until he began to hear some faint noises coming from the room. Noises that resembled some certain French and British accents.
Loading a gun, Switzerland kicked down the door and went wide-eyed as he saw two horny and half naked teenage representatives getting at it on, in what looked like his bed. "You disgusting perverts!! The HELL is THIS?!" he yelled at the pair.
Both England and Switzerland seemed to punch France square in the face. With both their faces bright red. Though, England yelled something slightly different.
"Y-you bloody GIT!! You said you locked the door! Stupid wankers!" the bushy browed blond screeched.
France only rubbed his cheeks gently as the Brit began to put on his shirt and leave. "But, mon amour! We just started! How was I to know they were to pair me up with this violent male?!" the romanticist pleaded.
This comment wound up sparking both of the green-eyed males to give the French pervert yet another punch in the face. Words along the lines of "Bloody arse" and "Damned bastard" muttered as they did so.
The two angry nations turned to each other with a satisfied smirk on their lips as they saw the perverted French man run out in a haze, barely throwing on pants before getting literally kicked out of the room.
The Englishman was the first to speak as he addressed Switzerland with an almost friendly smile. "I see you can throw a pretty good punch, that's always a good ability to have in this hellhole." he started out kindly. "So, I take it we've not met properly yet, I'm here as England. You're Switzerland from what Kiku told me, correct?" the Brit questioned holding out a hand.
Switzerland eased down a bit and respectfully turned down the hand. "Yeah, that'd be me. And sorry, but after what I walked in on, I think I'd rather not think about what your hand's been touching. Also, who is 'Kiku'?" the Swiss asked in a relatively better sounding mood, knowing the name sounded important.
England smirked as he tucked his hands in his pant pockets. "Yeah, well, what can I say? The stupid frog actually knows how to make someone feel good in bed. Shucks you having to sleep with him, though. Twat gets on my damned nerves!" England explained with a slight pink tint on his face before continuing on. "You don't know Kiku? He was the cute Asian boy you seemed to get along with this morning. Did you forget him already!? He's our Japan, here. You'd think you'd remember, though. I guess you are just a git, I suppose." The Brit finished smugly.
Switzerland stuck his tongue out but let the words sink in. The first being the fact that people seemed to get an impression that he and the sorry Asian stranger hit it off, and second, also the most important, he was rooming with FRANCE of all people! This was just unfair! If the poor blond had any drink in his mouth he surely would have spit all over the Brit.
"I'm WHAT with that pervert?! No way! How the fuck can I change that?!" Switzerland asked on the verge of panic and fury.
England could understand the Swiss's opposition but sighed and shook his head. "'Fraid there really isn't a way to change it. The school sets up room like borders and political ties. France and Switzerland happen to be neighbors in Europe, so they room together here. Don't let the git get to you, though, there's other people that surround you." England explained. "When you meet our Germany and Italy, you'll understand, they live about one door down. Austria and Prussia are across from you. But not the prettiest of sights, I'm afraid, mate." he continued as he saw the Swiss's confused face.
"So are there going to people I won't want to kill?" Switzerland asked annoyed.
"Nope. Not close by, anyway. I share a room with Hong Kong under the circumstance of political relations, so I'm about in the Asian section. If you can get on good terms with other nations, they may let you trade rooms somehow for diplomacy or better world strengths. Alas, it's late, so I'm leaving now, twat. Good night." The English said before he began to walk off.
Switzerland sighed at the current position he was in and asked the first question that came to mind, "So then where does Japan sleep?"
England yawned and shrugged. "He stays in the Europe section with Greece. Turkey always comes by and disrupts,though, Japan's fairly close by, so don't worry." He shrugged off before opening the door. "Oh, and you don't have to let that frog back in, he'll normally find someone to sleep with when this happens,"
As Switzerland watched England leave he sighed he locked the room door and turned off the lights before finally letting sleep take him away from the annoyance of the world.
Ah, my first time around with Belarus! I so enjoyed her baby mentioned. It made me happy. Don't worry, Russia/America is the side pairing, not Russia/Belarus. Another spoiler? Greece/Korea. TRY IT! It's an AMAZING couple that I ADORE!! So very cute... If you haven't had the pleasure of it, go to ~*The Hetalia Fanatics Guild*~ on gaiaonline . com and check out the RP's. There's a lot of awesome there. To a point I will continue to promote it in many chapters to come...
- darkduchess1, thank you for the beta-ing! I think it looks very neat now, thank you!