Switzerland felt a bit better after his sleep than the previous night and looked at the clock. The time was a bit past nine a.m. so it seemed best to start getting ready and take a tour of the campus with his sister.
Once the blond finished he went over to the door to find a note under his bed from his apparent (insert a shudder from the Swiss at the next thought) roommate. Switzerland read the note in disgust at the truth England told the night before when it said:
Ah, mon ami!
So good to have a roommate who can finally encourage my nightly adventures! Do not worry about letting me back in, I found a lovely girl to sleep with for the night! C'est amour! Such lovely tan skin and dark hair tied up in red bows! How I plan to take her with that hair scattered on the sheets and
-note purely mind scaring imagery and murderous looks from the next few paragraphs-
Perhaps I may appeal to you as well, non? I hear the Swiss have French in them as well so I'm sure you have your fair share of nightly urges. Oh well, mustn't be this night! I'll come by again later so enjoy your first night alone... or not~
-Love the perfect nightly guest,
France~
Switzerland tore the note into nanometers and cursed his mixed blood for EVER being compared to the French idiot. The Swiss was even tempted to grab a rifle and go hunt for said idiot but decided today was more for learning than (a well deserved) murder.
It was about ten by the time Switzerland arrived his sister's and Hungary's room and knocked civilly on the girls' door. The Swiss might have expected for the two not to be entirely ready for the day but it seemed as if they had just got up when he saw the two's appearance!
Hungary had answered the door with completely messy and untamed hair, dress-form pajamas, and crusty eyes she wiped lazily. Liechtenstein following looking much the same but with pink pajama pants and a matching button-up top.
"Y-yes big brother?" Liechtenstein asked in a low, almost gruff sounding in tiredness, voice.
Switzerland was slightly taken aback but gets over and looked naturally quickly. "We... we were going to take a tour around the school today... Do you remember now? Honestly, you NEVER get up past eight, what happened to you?" the worried brother asked.
Hungary cut in before Liechtenstein could answer. "Oh! You see, I was giving her a verbal tour of the school last night until late, you see! Ha ha, you know! Mindless girl talk, gossip, advice in classes, places to eat, all that good girl stuff! I told her most ways around as well so if you don't mind, I can give her a physical walkabout later when we feel... alive? Don't worry, we were good! You have a darling sister, it was hard to find topics you'd approve of but do not worry! Big Sister Elizaveta is clean and thoughtful!" The Hungarian swore shooing away Switzerland weakly. The way she smiled as she made the claim made the Swiss more wary if anything, though
Liechtenstein nodded and smiled shyly. "Yes, I am sorry I forgot but Elizaveta really was teaching me things! I just feel... so sleepy..." the small girl vouched leaning on Hungary for support.
Switzerland made a face at them that told clearly how much he believed them. "I can't believe you would stay up late! You knew we were going to go together! It's not even that early!"
"Dear, ANY time before one is early when you go to sleep after five..." Hungary interjected.
Switzerland was shocked at the time and gave the two a scowl. "You cannot 'gossip' that much! What on Earth were you doing with Leala!" He asked livid
This time Liechtenstein answered with a sincere smile. "Oh, nothing much. I swear, we were only talking and looking up some political ties around. Big brother...I am tired... please, I am going to ask you to leave... Please?" she pleaded innocently with a yawn.
The Swiss couldn't resist the request and wound up leaving the two girls to walk around on his own...
Little did he know what exactly fell under 'girl stuff'.
And so the female duo continued a small conversation by themselves before returning to bed.
"Miss Liz... I like yaoi..." Liechtenstein started out.
"I know dear. Me, too..."
"Miss Liz, is it wrong I didn't tell brother...?"
"Not at all, dear!"
"Miss Liz... Does big brother need a yaoi"
"He'll make some for himself soon, I'm sure. I admit, he DEFINITELY needs some..."
"Miss Liz... is my brother a... topper or bottomer?"
"I'll be sure to video tape it so we can find out first hand, okay?" The yaoi-crazed Hungarian asked sweetly returning to bed with blissful male/male dreams that almost transferred over to her new companion's dreams.
Switzerland walked around aimlessly and frustrated at him having no clue where he was. Somehow he landed in Africa, South America, and Antarctica sections of the school. And it was COLD in Antartica! How and why they do that is beyond him!
A few smart turns and the Swiss found himself in Scandinavia countries. There the Swiss met Iceland, Norway and Denmark. Naturally, though, the Swiss took an quick dislike for the Dane and a better relation with the Norwegian and Icelander for constantly hitting Denmark for most everything he did.
It wasn't as if Switzerland COULD like a nation that seemed as boastful and perverted as France and actually GROPED the trigger-happy Swiss nation!
"Ah! Well how was I supposed to know he wouldn't like Danish control?" Denmark cried as the other two beat on him.
"Stupid! You're disgusting! NO one wants you to control them! Right, brother?" Norway asked over to Iceland.
At the question Iceland, ironically, froze up and turned away. "I'm... not related, I'm not related, I'm not related..." he silently chanted to himself avoiding the sight of the other nations.
At the sight of the bickering and odd nations Switzerland put his gun away deciding Denmark would be punished well without him and rather annoyed by all the noise.
Soon he meets the last of the Scandinavian nations who were out walking their dog. One was freakishly tall and quiet with the other chipper and bubbly. Though not what Switzerland had in mind but he gritted his teeth and asked the pair for help around thing the two would be more helpful than the last.
"Either of you have a map or something on you. I'm new." He asked to the point.
At the the smaller perked up some. It almost looked like he was trying to hide behind his companion's leg before...
"Oh! Are you Switzerland? I'm Finland here and my friend is Sweden! He's a really great guy past his scary face! We don't have a map but we can tell you anything you need to know!" The Finn offered kindly.
Sweden looked a bit hurt by the 'scary' comment and turned hastily to the Finn. "What'd y' mean?" he questioned with a stern face.
Finland let out an awkward laugh and smiled over to Switzerland, avoiding Sweden's gaze. "It-it's nothing! Come on! Let's just tell our new student here around and take Hanatamago back inside!
And so the short-fused Swiss asked the two Scandinavians directions and any sort of useful information. Some included people to watch out for (Belarus and France), where countries stand such as the G8's and +5s, to even good places around to eat.
When the conversation changed over to places to eat, Switzerland noticed how he hasn't eaten all day and stomach began to growl. "Hey, what's the closest place around here for something t decent to eat?" the Swiss asked hungrily.
Finland gave a short 'Hmm' and beamed at an answer. "An English restaurant is closest! It's just around the corner, really!"
Sweden looked at Finland with wide eyes at the suggestion and interrupted worriedly. "No, wh'tever y' do, do NOT eat English. A pl'ce 'bout another corner away fr'm that 's b'tter. C'lled 'Vocal Cafe'." The Swede suggested breaking a few of his words.
Finland's eyes lit up and smiled brightly at the new mention. "Oh, yeah! I forgot most FDA members nearly died after they went there! I think it's open by threat of the English making them eat more of the food but that's only a rumor, of course, since I like it myself... Still, Vocal Cafe is very nice! Some of the students work there as well. Still, it's mostly a group of singers with odd fetishes and hair colors... It's good, though! Just go walk a little past the other place, okay! Berwald and I are at your service so long as your be a nice boy! Then Santa can come and get you presents! Oh, but not right now! We have to be off now, okay? Bye!" The scatter-brained Finn offered turning to leave with the larger Swede in hand.
Switzerland thought the 'Vocal Cafe' sounded like the last place he'd want to eat but apparently his stomach was against the idea of dying by British cause so off he went. It took only about five minutes to get there and it seemed like it would take a lifetime to erase from his memories.
There was a girl at a bar in red drinking harder than a Russian, a girl with pink hair eating raw tuna while a purple haired girl-or guy?- ate raw egg plants. Then a blue haired scarf wearing pedophile was eating something the Swiss was HOPING was ice cream off a young blond boy's and his banana, and what looked like his twin was playing with a toy road rollar wanting to crush everyone around, most apparently employees by the name-tags! All while a young girl in a different type school uniform sang at an annoyingly high, inhumane pitch holding a vegetable bottle. The two Scandinavians were so dead if he lost his ability to hear properly afterward!
Switzerland all but shot people away from the door to get out of the noise filled place until a calmer, more familiar voice began to sing. This new voice was much more soothing, manly yet innocent. It was singing to a traditional Japanese styled ballad. Though it wasn't a familiar language, the Swiss turned and went to go find table mindlessly in tune to the seemingly deep song.
The song ended before the Swiss could find a vacant spot and so finally turned up to see the mystery vocalist only to be shocked and mildly embarrassed. The girl in pink even nicely asked if she could seat him but could merely shake off the offer coldly.
But of course the blond didn't care about that as he went to talk to the singer. Who knew Japan would have such a nice voice? He supposed it would be obvious, now that he thought about it. It was just that soothing! Even the first time he heard it, ready to completely maim someone, it brought the extremely high temper down to reasonable levels. The Swiss began to wonder what other sort of pleasant sounds the Japanese could make, but of course burned those thoughts reminding himself of the French bastard.
Curse his French!
Japan looked completely distraught from the approaching blond as he began to walk off stage for the long purple hair man (he assumed male after hearing his voice), the blue pedophile, and the young male to start singing a mildly pleasant threesome. Japan smiled fondly pulling off his headphones to hear the trio's song choice.
Japan turned from his spot as an audience and finally noticed the incoming Swiss. The Asian wave a curious expression and waved to the other nation represenitive politely.
"Ohaiyo, Switzerland-sama! I, um, would not expect you... in a place like this..." he started awkwardly over his words.
"You know me well then. This place is horrible but... I stayed for the end of you song. You have a good voice, Japan. Use it more." he ordered coolly. The Swiss was not happy with the damned shyness Japan was practically radiating off.
Japan only blushed a deep pink and looked down upset. Switzerland honestly thought he had offended the islander and was going to be scolded but all he heard was a quick mumble.
"I-I am sorry, Switzerland-sama! When I am here... please call me N-Niholoid, p-please? Uh.. Th-thank y-?" the Japanese asked ashamed.
Switzerland didn't really know why but he suddenly had a strong desire for that quiet voice to just speak up! He knew Japan had a voice and something else to say and damn he just wanted him to hear it!
"Whatever. Is that all you have to say? Look, drop the formalities. I'll call you 'Niholoid' or whatever here, but only if you call me Vash. And stop the shy act and take the compliment! I don't give them often. I'll see you around..." the Swiss replied turning to go.
Now of course Switzerland got angry, but with Japan it was a different type of fury. He was just upset. Not angry, upset that he wasn't getting something he wanted and complaining like an idiot! He needed to get out and just cool away from the Japanese.
Japan opened his eyes a bit more widely and turned around to tug on the leaving blond's sleeve, his blush even deeper. "I-uh- I heard your stomach growl and... you do not seem to want to stay and eat here and the other campus food is... Well, would you like to c-come with me back to my room for lunch? M-my lunch break is in five minutes if you are willing to wait... V-Vash?" The Asian offered in such a sweet sounding request form, even the Swiss turned a very slight pink as he agreed and waited outside. It was nice to see the Japanese give in a little bit.
Truthfully, Japan couldn't help but mumble a very low '-sama' suffix at the end if Switzerland's real name but said it so quietly the blond failed to notice it. The term just seemed needed for the hard-tempered being. Japan new it wasn't what the other wanted quite yet, but the Japanese was allowed to be selfish and at least keep that part of the name secure until he felt more comfortable with the blond to say he was indeed close enough to drop it. For now he could only hope said impatient person was still waiting outside for him for lunch.
Ah~ I never knew the feeling of actually KNOWING a plot somewhat before you have to write it! It's such a good feeling, though! And did you all enjoy my 'not quite OCs' in here? A reward goes out to the first person who can give me both of the main fan names/company names for the purple hair guy!
And the 'Niholoid' reference is from the Prussia's Blog thing where there's an advertisement about a Japan Vocaloid and... yeah... here the link if you're lost:
http:/ spazzy. starry-sky . com/ oresamanosite/ t. html
As per usual, take out the spaces and voila! I love Swiss/Prussian, too, by the way~!
And oh my God! We needed to write a sonnet for English, or two: one for one of the books we've read and another of our choice, and I made TWO optional ones about Alice in Wonderland and VOCALOIDS! It was so cool! No one understood EITHER since I actually READ AiW and used a lot of minor details. But I can proudly say I got most everyone in the class except a kid who was absent that day to listen to Servant of Evil~! Everyone didn't know it wasn't human until I told them a month after they heard it!
AND PLEASE! Go to the Hetalia Fanatics guild already! In our "Haunted Night with America" forum, we have steamy Switzerland/England/Prussia threesome yaoi! Please? It's supposed to be getting deleted on Friday so please stop the deletion! Please! (and look up Greece/Korea!) Here's the homepage link!
http:/www. gaiaonline. com/ guilds/ ?guild_id=272635