Special Chapter Nami
Ace and Nami on the loose
Ace grumbles as he slowly wakes up. Where is Lucia? He feels for Lucia with his hand, but he can't feel her anywhere. Ace gets up and immediately has the feeling that something is wrong with him. Since when has he been wearing a shirt? Well, he probably did it for Lucia. He stands up and has problems with weight shifting. How much did he drink? Did he drink at all?
He scratches the back of his head and gets tangled in his hair. Energetically he pulls at his hand to disentangle it from his hair and yawns heartily. Ace looks around. Surely this isn't his cabin! Where the hell is he? Looking around, he sees his hand. It is a woman's hand with orange hair caught between its fingernails. Is it in Lucia's body? He looks down and sees his stomach. It is completely flat. In other words he cannot be in Lucia's body. "Where am I?" asks Ace to himself. His stomach growls. "First find something to eat!" says Ace and goes outside. There will be food somewhere. He walks down the hall and looks around. Where the hell is he?
Ace wants to get to Lucia and his child! What if something happens to them while he's away?
He blinks as a beautiful woman approaches him. Somehow she looks familiar to Ace. "Good morning Nami." says the woman with a mysterious smile. "I'm not Nami!" he says freely. He wasn't good at lying anyway. "I beg your pardon?" she asks, confused. Now Ace knows where she looks familiar. She is part of his brother's crew after all! He had seen her wanted poster once. Ace thinks her name is Robin! "Nami are you all right?" asks the black-haired woman, coming towards her. This with a worried look on her face. "I have no idea how she is, I'm not her!" says Ace. "Where's my little brother?" asks Ace then. "Come on, I'll take you to the galley!" says Robin. You can tell she doesn't want Ace to get upset and that she doesn't believe him. But his brother will confirm that. Robin takes Ace to the galley. His brother has got a really fancy ship!
In the galley he looks around in amazement. He has never seen anything like it before. 'What's going on here?' asks a female voice. Ace's head jerks up, that is not Lucia's voice. 'Who are you?' asks Ace curiously. 'More interesting question is: Who are you?' asks the voice. 'I am Ace!' he answers curiously. He stops during the conversation and is then pulled on by Robin. 'Ace? Luffy's brother?' says the female voice. 'Yup!' replies Ace. Ace looks down and notices the big breasts for the first time. That explains the balance problems. 'Why are you in my body?' asks Nami, a little irritated. "I don't know! Usually Lucia does the trips, not me! That's interesting for a change." he says aloud. "Everything good?" asks Robin to Ace. The latter nods. "My goddesses!" comes a sudden whispered greeting. "Hello Sanji!" says Robin calmly and manoeuvres Ace into the seats. "Your prince is making you a wonderful breakfast now!" says Sanji, prancing around the two of them. 'That idiot!" hisses Nami in Ace's head, who looks at Sanji with a smirk. Luffy really has gathered a crew of loonies. But they are loyal friends, Ace sensed that the first time.
The door is pushed open and Luffy comes rushing in. The latter blinks and stares at Ace. "Hi bro!" says Ace with a grin and rests his chin on his hand. Luffy stares at him for a moment and then jumps around Ace's neck. "ACE!" he exclaims enthusiastically. Ace returns the hug warmly. "How are you?" asks Ace Luffy, and everyone looks at him in wonder. Then the penny drops! "ACE!" everyone shouts, except Robin, who smirks after realising that Nami is fine. Suddenly Sanji comes up to Ace with a red face and grins stupidly. "Ace!" Sanji chirps at him. What does he want from him now? "Yes?" asks Ace. Sanji is almost drooling and Ace slips away to be on the safe side. "Aren't you going to walk around shirtless like you always do?" he asks, blood already running from his nose. 'DON'T YOU DARE ACE!" hisses Nami loudly in his head. "I'll make you an extra big breakfast too." purrs Sanji. 'He's going to get so many headbutts his kids will feel them when I get control of my body again!' hisses Nami. "Pass, if I do that and Lucia finds out about it, she'll move in with Marco for a week!" declares Ace, laughing softly.
Honestly, if Lucia didn't exist he might have accepted the proposal. 'Then I'd give you so many debts that your grandchildren could still work for me,' says Nami, while Sanji, disappointed to death, sets off to make breakfast. 'But, after all, you are using my body, so I can expect a little payment. How about maybe two hundred berry an hour,' Nami says and Ace can literally see the berry signs in her eyes. Ace already has shit written all over his forehead. "You do know I'm not here by choice?" asks Ace cautiously. Maybe Nami will take pity on him. But what did he expect, the woman is travelling with his brother. 'Well, that's your bad luck! At least you get to be in my wonderful body!' says Nami greedily. "I'm broke!" says Ace laughing. Well, that's not quite true, Marco keeps his money. He thinks otherwise Ace would just eat it all up. 'WHAT!' hisses Nami loudly.
Luffy, on the other hand, starts laughing. He thinks the whole thing is funny. He puts an arm around Ace's shoulders and beams. Suddenly a skeleton comes towards him. "Luffy, let's be honest: is that a living skeleton?" asks Ace, irritated. He really is used to a lot. After all, his girlfriend is from another world, but a living skeleton? That's a bit strange. Luffy nods enthusiastically and then says, "That's Brook our musician!" Ace shakes his head and then says matter-of-factly, "What else?" The skeleton approaches Ace and bows politely, "May I see your panties?" Ace blinks and replies honestly, "I don't even know if I have any on, it's not my body after all!" Sanji, hearing this, and Brook's blood rushes from their noses. Nami sighs in his head and Ace turns to Chopper the ship's doctor, who is in fact a reindeer at the same time. How the hell does his brother actually manage to find every little impossibility of the Grand Line?
But leaving that aside, he is much more interested in another question: "How can a skeleton have a nosebleed?" Chopper looks at Brook who is lying on the ground and then shrugs. Ace, on the other hand, can feel Nami's anger rising. Is he glad he's gone when the rage is unleashed on everyone involved. In contrast, Marco is kindness personified. Not that he would ever say that out loud. "At least the bitch can't give any more headbutts now! Then I can train in peace!" says Zorro calmly, which immediately calls Sanji on the scene, who starts yelling to defend Nami's honour. The small team makes more noise than the whole Moby Dick. He should send Marco over here. Whereas, no, Ace loves his little brother!
'Now give it a rest!' hisses Nami. Ace can almost imagine the red head! He wants to run away to safety, but unfortunately he is stuck in her body. "Guys maybe you should calm down. Nami seems pissed." admonishes Ace. But as expected, no one listens. Luffy laughs and the bickering pair just ignore him. Suddenly, the two squabblers are on the floor and Nami snorts contentedly. Ace looks stupid. Luffy rolls on the floor laughing as the two brawlers have big bumps. "Did Nami just give them headbutts without a body?" asks Ace, stunned. Robin who has settled down opposite him smirks. "That sounds just like the Lady Navigator!" says the archaeologist. Luffy laughs and a moment later is lying on the floor with a bump. Chopper hides behind Usopp, who is already shaking like crazy. Then Ace just laughs. "You are quite a crew!"
Suddenly Luffy's face comes right in front of his. "How are Lucia and the baby, by the way?" asks Luffy. In the background, the crew yells, "BABY!" Ace looks at Luffy with a grin. "They're both doing well. I'm really looking forward to seeing my baby girl being born!" "Time out!" says Usopp, forming a T with his hands. "Who is Lucia and what the hell do you mean by baby here?" he asks him. Ace grins widely. "Well I'm going to be a father!" declares Ace. "WHAT!" comes the question back. 'I kind of feel sorry for the woman!' he hears Nami say. "Why does everyone keep saying that. Marco too!" says Ace, offended. 'If the kid turns out like Luffy then the poor woman will soon have grey hair,' Nami remarks. Ace rolls his eyes, then remembers what Luffy was like as a child. Somehow Nami is right.
He tugs at Nami's top. "How can you even stand it?" asks Ace, annoyed. Everything is squeezing and pinching! And besides, the clothes are far too tight. Besides, Nami's too long hair is a pain. It gets stuck everywhere. "Okay, you have a woman who is pregnant?" comes the slightly stunned question from Sanji. Ace nods happily, missing Lucia. Why does everyone look so horrified. "We'll come visit you then!" says Luffy enthusiastically, whereupon he is looked at in horror. 'Well you'd better not let Luffy get the idea that he wants a baby too!' says Nami sourly. Now it's Ace's turn to look stupid. After all, his little brother is still a kid himself, no matter what he claims. "How do you get a girlfriend?" howls Sanji. Oh yes he won't let him near Lucia! "Well, she found me!" says Ace. In his opinion, you can also describe it that way.
Luffy jumps around and whines for breakfast. Ace's stomach agrees and already he has a plate of food in front of his nose. Sanji dances around him again and sprays hearts. Ace just has to ask, "Sanji you do realise that I'm actually a guy?" Sanji looks confused for a moment. Has he really forgotten that. Ace sees him peeking at his breasts. Ace crosses his arms in front of his chest and has the exact opposite effect: his breasts are highlighted even more. Ace growls and unfastens his arms again. This is really annoying!
After a few minutes the table is full of delicious food and the battle begins! Funnily enough, Ace is full after only one plate. He laughs out loud! "What's so funny?" asks Ruffy who is still not full. "This is the first time I've only had one plate," says Ace, giggling. So this is what a normal stomach feels like. Marco would be thrilled, he always thinks that Ace is still eating the hair off their heads and now they have such a sprout on their cheeks. When Ace said that his daughter didn't have to become like that, Marco just pointed at Lucia who had eaten her fourth huge plate. Luffy has meanwhile eaten the whole table.
He burps contentedly, which makes Ace grin. 'Luffy!' growls Nami in his head. And Ace thought the pregnant Lucia was unbalanced. But honestly, the crew wouldn't survive with Luffy any other way. "Ace?" asks Luffy curiously now. "Yes?" replies Ace with interest. "Does Lucia want to join my crew?" asks Luffy with a grin. And suddenly Ace and Nami agree: Ace gives Luffy a hefty head-butt. "Lucia stays with me!" hisses Ace. He's touchy on the subject. "Why?" asks Luffy disappointedly. "Because she belongs with me!" argues Ace pomposity. "Then you'll join my crew!" says Luffy now enthusiastically.
"NO!" roars Sanji, with Nami in his head in horror. "Why?" asks Luffy uncomprehendingly. "Because then we'd have three D's on one ship, we don't have a fridge that big!" whines Sanji. 'The cost!" yelps Nami, stunned. Ace smirks. Well the two of them should get in touch with Marco and set up a self-help group. Ace smirks, that would actually be an idea Lucia would have had. Suddenly he lowers his head. He misses his girlfriend! Otherwise he is hardly ever away from her. Unless Marco decides to separate her from Ace again when he's been fooling around again. Somehow the punishment works best. 'I like that idea!' he hears Nami say slyly. 'Yes, but it won't work on Luffy, he doesn't have a girlfriend,' Ace replies with a laugh.
Luffy tilts his head. "But Nami is my girlfriend," he says naively. Ace can literally feel Nami blushing. Where on earth did he hear such a statement? "And so is Robin!" beams Luffy at the aforementioned, who giggles in response. Then he blinks: "Am I going to have a baby with them too?" asks Luffy enthusiastically. 'NO!' yells Nami in horror and Robin laughs out loud. Ace looks at his brother in horror. Surely he's not getting any silly ideas now. Luffy looks from one to the other and sees only stunned faces. Well, Robin just thinks it's funny again. "Better leave it! Garmps found out about it and chased me across the deck of the Moby!" says Ace, rubbing his head in remembrance. Luffy grimaces. "Better not then!" he says, and Nami sighs in relief. If Luffy had set his mind to it, he really could have done it everyone here is aware of that.
"I'll have a niece soon for that!" says Luffy proudly. "Who you must never see unsupervised!" laughs Ace. "Why not?" asks Luffy sulkily. "Because I'm not allowed to either!" says Ace laughing. 'I thought you were the father?' asks Nami, confused. "I am, but according to Lucia I don't have a realistic understanding of danger assessment!" complains Ace. 'I don't understand why!' says Nami sarcastically. "Hey Luffy I got through childhood alive too!" complains Ace, to which he gets a confused look. 'Yeah because he just can't be caught dead!' says Nami. Ace snorts in offence.
Ace is about to say something to Luffy, but he is no longer sitting next to him. 'Where is Luffy?' Nami hisses questioningly. Ace shrugs, probably his brother has found another stupid thing to do. 'Run after him!' orders Nami in a panic. "My brother isn't that bad!" "YES HE IS!" the crew yells in unison. Ace laughs, somehow feeling sorry for the crew. Marco should be happy with him, though at least Ace still has Lucia. Does that count as worse then?
'MOVE ACE!' Nami yells in panic. He laughs loudly and stands up. Let's see where his little brother has got to. Ace goes out onto the deck and looks around. Where could Luffy be? He can feel Nami's horror as there is a rustling behind Ace. Ace turns and sees the orange trees shaking. Ace gulps as he can feel Nami's anger. She's boiling like Marco already, they'd make a great couple. Or better not either of them is bad enough. 'Luffy!' hisses Nami angrily. Ace sees a black mop of hair push its way over the railing and Luffy grins down at him. Unfortunately with a cheek full of oranges. Nami growls like an angry sea king. 'Hands off my oranges!' she says dangerously calmly.
Ace mentally says goodbye to his little brother. 'Ace now stop your little brother! Or I'll tell Lucia that you showed Sanji my boobs.' "That's not true!" complains Ace. 'You think so?' she asks slyly. Ace sighs in surrender. "Luffy now come down from there." says Ace sternly. "Why?" asks the straw hat confusedly, continuing to stuff oranges down his throat. "Because your navigators said so!" explains Ace. "Ok!" says Luffy, jumping down. 'Luffy, what did I tell you about the orange trees?' asks Nami calmly. "I'm not supposed to go near the trees!" grins Luffy cluelessly. 'And what did you do?' continues Nami. "I ate oranges!" replies LUffy dutifully. Ace slaps his hand to his forehead. His brother is as dumb as a brick again. He should learn to lie as soon as possible. And Nami makes use of her dubious talent again: she gives Luffy a head butt that really hurts, and without a body.
As Luffy lies on the ground with a huge bump, Ace can't help but laugh. 'WHAT IS SO FUNNY?' hisses Nami, after which Ace feels only a stabbing pain and everything is dark.
Next Chapter
First kicks and the big question
... Do I speak Chinese? "I could ask Shanks instead!" I say innocently. "NO", resounds from everywhere, even Whitebeard joins in. "I'll do it!" says Marco quickly. ...