A/N: Alright guys so here's the next chapter! TDR (The Disclaimer Remains)!

All the guys were in the Yagami High auditorium waiting for orientation to begin. Behind the curtains were the Host Club members.

"Wow this is more nerve racking than I thought it would be." Haruhi said nervously.

"Don't worry Haruhi! You'll do fine!" Yahiko said.

Haruhi looked at the other boys for confirmation. They all smiled at her and nodded.

"Well alright. Here goes nothing... literally." Haruhi said.

(Meanwhile...)

Tenma, Eri, Akira, Yakumo, and Mikoto were sitting in the front row in the auditorium. Harima, who was a few rows back was using binoculars to look at Tenma.

"Even in dim light she looks amazing." Harima thought to himself.

Harima tried turning a little to the left when he bumped into someone else's binoculars.

"What the... Hanai?" Harima asked.

"Oh." Hanai said face red. "Hey Harima. What's up?"

"What are you doing with binoculars?"

"Couldn't I ask you the same question?"

"Huh?" Harima said panicked. "I asked you first though!"

"I... broke my glasses so I was using these binoculars that I just happened to have in my backpack to get a better view of the Hosts during orientation." Hanai said.

Harima looked at Hanai surprised.

"Now what do you have YOUR binoculars for!" Hanai said.

"Um... I..." Harima said.

Hanai had a smirk on his face.

"Oh screw this!" Harima said. "Admit it! You only had those binoculars to look at Yakumo!"

"WHAT?" Hanai said face turning red. "I DID NOT! YOU only got YOUR binoculars to look at Tenma!"

"WHAT? DID NOT!"

"DID SO!"

"NOT!"

"SO!"

"AHEM!"

The boys looked to see everyone in the auditorium looking at the two. Including the girls. They both blushed and sank to the floor to avoid being seen.

"That was embarassing." Harima said.

"Tell me about it." Hanai said.

Everyone began turning their attention to the front again until Tenma spotted Karasuma. She quickly turned around and sat down in her seat.

"What's the matter?" Mikoto asked.

"I saw Karasuma!" Tenma said.

"Well why don't you speak to him?" Mikotot asked.

"As if it matters." Eri said.

"What do you mean by that?" Mikoto asked.

"Karasuma's here obviously to become a host. Therefore, he's here to flirt with pretty girls."

Tenma looked upset.

"Eri!" Mikoto said.

"Well it's true! Tenma took forever, so he's probably tired of waiting!"

Tenma became quiet.

"You see what you ddo Eri? You can be such a bitch sometimes!" Mikoto said.

"So I'm a bitch for being brutally honest?" Eri asked.

"Yes!" Mikoto said.

"Well you're the only one who thinks that." Eri said. "Right girls?"

The others were quiet.

"... Right?"

"See Eri? Everyone here thinks you're a bitch! As a matter of fact..."

Mikoto got up.

"Attention everyone! Attention!"

All the guys in the room looked at Mikoto.

"Now I'm not sure about you guys who go to Ouran, but for those of you who've been going to Yagami sicne freshmen year I'm sure you all know Eri Sawachika correct?"

All the boys nodded.

"Now... how many of you think that she's a bitch?"

Eri looked at Mikoto with a smirk when no one answered.

"Well..." A boy said.

"Sorta..." Another one said.

"Yeah I do!" Another said.

Eri's smirk turned slowly to a frown.

"Oh hells yeah!" Harima shouted.

"Kinda." Hanai said.

Eri looked over to Mikoto who now had a smirk on her face.

Eri looked at the audience and her friends, and quickly got up and ran out of the auditorium.

"Mikoto!" Tenma said.

"What?" Mikoto asked.

"You know that was wrong right." Akira said.

"I'm just so tired of her verbal absue!" Mikoto said.

"But you can't stopp to hwe level." Akira said.

Tenma got up. "I'm going to see if she's ok."

Tenma walked down the auditorium.

"Why is she keaving?" Harima asked himself.

Haruhi appeared from behind the curtain.

"Good afternoon everyone. My name is Haruhi Fujioka. I am the president of the Ouran/Yagami High School Host club. You all are here because you want to try out to be host right?"

All the boys either nod or say yes.

"Good. You know what host members do?"

"Feel up on girls chests? I loves me the chest!" Imadori shouted.

Sanosuke took off his shoe and threw it at Imadori's head knocking him out.

"Thank you Sano." Haruhi said.

Sano winked at her.

Tenma re entered auditorium.

"Did you find her?" Yakumo asked.

"Yeah, she was in the bathroom, but she wanted to be alone."

Akira looked at Mikoto.

"Oh please don't give me that look." Mikoto said.

Tenma sat back down in her seat. Karasuma tapped her shoulder. Tenma turned around and saw Karasuma. She began blushing.

"Is everything ok?" Karasuma asked.

"Uh huh." Tenma said with a giggle. She turned back around.

Harima saw the whole thing with his binoculars. "That jackass! How dare he make the first move! I've got to get into the club! I just have to!"

"A Host has to be polite, have proper etiquette, and NOT BE A PERVERT!" Haruhi shouted to the still unconscious Imadori.

The guys stared at Haruhi.

"Sorry. It's just that I hate perverts. But anyway, during the next two weeks, we will be doing a series of practices on how to become a host with some fangirls."

Tenma raised her hand.

"Yes Tenma?"

"Fangirls?" Tenma asked.

"Oh! Fangirls are girls that come to the Host cluib on a daily basis. They usually select a host to hang out with everyday."

Tenma's eyes sparkeled. "So we can go to the Host Club everyday?"

"Why of course!" Haruhi said.

A huge smile appeared on Tenma's face. "If Karasuma becomes a host, I could hang out with him everyday!" Tenma thought to herself. "WOOOHOOO!" She said aloud.

Everyone looked at Tenma.

"Oh... sorry." Tenma said embarassed.

"It's ok." Haruhi said. "But I guess we'll introduce you to the Hosts now. Guys! Come on up!"

The other four host came from behind the curtain.

"These will be the people you can look to for help." Haruhi said. "There's Sanosuke, Yahiko, Hikaru, and Kaoru."

Each Host had nodded when their name was called.

"Hmmm." Harima said. "I'll become the student of one of them, so I can quickly learn the ways of becoming a host. Then I'll do so well, I'll defeinitely get in!"

"That's a great idea!" Hanai said.

Harima looked at Hanai. He put his hand over his face. "Me and my big mouth."

"And by the way. We counted all of you and there are a total of 60 of you. Only 2 of you will make it."

"WHAT?" All the boys shouted.

"So do your best guys!" Haruhi said.

Chatter began to buzz around the auditorium.

"Ok folks so follow the other host club memebers! They'll be taking you to the Host Room. Stay in an orderly fashion and-"

Harhi was cut off as the other guys jumped up and began running towards the Hosts.

"We've got a lot of work to do." Haruhi said.

Kaoru stayed. "You coming?"

"Yeah of course. I just need to look over my notecards again. Just to make sure I know what to say next."

"Ok Ms. Organized." Kaoru said.

The two laughed, and Kaoru went to go catch up with the others.

Haruhi picked up her notecards, but a few fell to the ground.

"Crap." Haruhi said. She bent down to pick them up.

Imadori slowly regained consciousness and saw Haruhi's butt.

"Who's that cutie?" Imadori asked himself. A smirk was brought upopn his face as he got up, and quickly, but quietly made his way towards Haruhi. He quickly leaped towards her, arms extended to grab Haruhi's butt.

"That should be all of them." Haruhi said.

She got up and turned around to see Imadori reaching out to grab her.

"What the?" Haruhi said startled.

"Crap!" Imadori said. "Wait a minute... this is a guy?"

Imadori couldn't stop himself as he grabbed on to Haruhi's chest.

Haruhi's facial expression changed from confusion to shock.

Imadori felt Haruhi's chest.

"Wait a minute... YOU'RE A GIRL?" Imadori asked surprised.

Haruhi, shocked, didn't reply.

A/N: Ok folks so that's the end of this chapter! I hope you liked! Next chapter should be up by the end of the week!