Warnings: Shounen-Ai. Fluff. Violence. Drugs. Rape. Lotsa Dialoge. Bad Grammar and Spelling.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naru-kun... It sucks... XD
Comments: FriendGroups: Neji, Lee, Shino, Shikamaru, Sasuke. ... Naruto, Gaara, Temari, Kiba. ... Hinata, Ino, Tenten, Sakura. ... Kyuubi, Deidara, Sasori, Itachi. ... Haku, Zabuza, Zetsu, Kakazu, Hidan, Tobi, Pein, Konan. ... Also, Sasori is Gaara, Temari, amd Kankuro's cousin.
Chapter Five:
"Sasori... I got a plan." Deidara whispered to his boyfriend out in the hall way after third period.
"Deidara... no more cupid." Sasori said.
"No. Listen! This one will work out!"
"That's what you said about Pein and Konan..."
"No my fault I didn't know they were cousins!"
"You sent him on a blind date with his cousin!"
"Sasori!" Deidara wined. "Just listen!"
Sasori sighed. "...Fine..."
"Thankyou." Deidara gave him a kiss on the cheek. "Now... Itachi. I know the perfect man for him!" Sasori nodded. "You know this blonde haired fellow. He is a friend of ours, he has red highlights, and he is Itachi's lab partner. Can you guess who is mate is?" Deidara asked smiling from ear to ear.
"You... wanna hook... Itachi... up with Kyuubi?" Sasori asked stuttering.
"Yes! They would make a perfect couple!"
"No."
"Fine... I'll do it myself." Deidara walked away.
"..."
"WAIT! DEIDARA! DON'T LEAVE ME!" Sasori chased after his boyfriend.
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"Gaara..." Naruto pulled his friend to the side after third period.(A/N: Which I skipped with them... It's English with Jirayia... Sowwie... But now it's fourth. Art time!) "...Who was that new kid first period?"
"His name was Sasuke Uchiha, why?"
"I was wondering. How come I only saw him in first class?"
"He's a honor student like Neji Hyuuga. They have a different sheduale than us, but the same teachers." Naruto just nodded.
"Come on guys! We don't wanna be late to Art!" Kiba said running by Naruto and Gaara.
"Best class!" Temari said running by them as well. They both looked at each other, then took off after their friends.
The four friends walked into art together. "Hey Iruka-sensei." Kiba said waving.
"Ruka-sensei!" Temari greeted the man.
"Hey sensei." Gaara said.
"Hey Dad." Naruto said.
"Hello you four, and Naruto... here I'm Sensei." Naruto rolled his eyes.
"Whatever sensei."
"Naruto, take a seat." Iruka said.
The desks were large tables, that couls hold six people, and there was six of each desk. Naruto, Gaara, Temari, and Kiba sat in the far right. Sasuke and Neji walked in. Sasuke didn't notice Naruto right away, and the same the other way around. Neji and Sasuke sat on the far left table. They we met by Shikamaru, Lee, and Shino.
Because it's art, the class was not seperated by grade, so it was all grades, so the sophmore girls and boy walked in. The five took the second left desk. The girls keep giggling and whispering the whole time.(A/N: Poor Choji...)
Then the seniors came."NARUTO!" Someone yelled. It was Haku. He ran over to Naruto's table and hugged the sitting boy. "Naruto-kun!" He shrieked.
"Hey...Haku..." Naruto chocked out.
"Haku... let go." Zabuza said walking in. Haku let go of Naruto.
"It was nice seeing you again Naruto-kun!" Haku sat in the middle left table, or the third one over, with Zabuza, Kukazu, and Hidan. The middle right table, or the fourth one over, was where Pein, Konan, Tobi, and Zetsu sat.
The only table open, the second from the left. That's where Kyuubi, Deidara, and Sasori would sit.
The three walked in, but there was an extra person with them. Kyuubi, Deidara, Sasori, and someone Naruto did not know. The guy looked a lot like the new Sasuke fellow. Speaking of Sasuke, he had his eye on Naruto the entire time. No body seemed to have noticed him staring at the boy. His attention was lost from the boy when he heard "Hello Sasuke-kun." He turned his head to his brother.
"This is your brother, huh?" Kyuubi asked.
"He's cute!" Deidara yelled. Sasuke was confused. Why was this girl saying he's cute?
"And your taken Dei-kun." Sasori added.
'Kun?' Sasuke questioned in his mind.
"Ahh, hello Neji-san." Itachi said to his cousin sitting next to Neji.
"Itachi-san." Neji said to the boy.
"Will everyone please take a seat." Iruka said refering to the four standing seniors. They took their seats in the table next to Naruto and his friends.
"Hey Dei-kun!" Temari said to Deidara.
"Tem-chan! Hello!" Deidara said waving to the girl.
"Alright. Alright, let's get to work. I wanted everyone to get with partners..." As soon as he said that everyone started asking the other to be partners. "...BUT!" That got everyone's attention. "...I'll be picking your partner."
"Aww man." The whole class said.
"You mean." Kyuubi said to his adoptive father.
"I'm just doing my job." Iruka said smiling.
"No... you're evil!" Deidara yelled.
"Why can we pick our own partners?" Naruto whined.
"Naruto... Kyuubi... Deidara... Stop complaining..." Iruka said. "Kids.." he muttered sighing.
"I'M PREPARED TO RECIEVE MY PARTNER IRUKA-SENSEI!" Lee shouted standing up.
"Sit down Lee." Shino said pulling the boy into his chair.
"Now... With these partners, you will be creating a collage." Iruka explains.
"A Collage?" Sakura asked.
"A collage is regarded as a work of visual arts made from an assemblage of different forms, thus creating a new whole piece or art." Iruka said anwsering her question. Sakura nodded. "Now for partners..." Iruka picked a notepad off his desk. "...I randomly selected these. Zabuza and Haku." There was a cheer from Haku. "Pein and Konan. Zetsu and Tobi. Hidan and Kakazu. Sasori and Kyuubi. Deidara and Itachi. Those are the seniors." Deidara frowned when he wasn't working with Sasori, but he was working with Itachi... this would be great. He could find out what Itachi liked in men. "Next we have the juniors. Neji and Naruto. Sasuke and Lee. Gaara and Kiba. Temari and Shikamaru. Now Shino, I hope you don't mind, but I put you with a sophmore, your brother. It should work out." Shino nodded. "So Shino and Choji. Tenten and Hinata. Lastly, Sakura and Ino."
"You two are lucky!" Naruto said to Kiba and Gaara. "I have to be with one of those popular bastards..." He muttered.
"So do I!" Temari said.
"Yes, but you like this popular bastard." Gaara said causing Temari to turn red.
"SHUT UP!" She yelled at Gaara.
"So the four of us could come to my house." Deidara said to his friends.
"You're house is to small..." Sasori said.
"Is not!" Deidara said back to his boyfriend.
"Well... Sasori's house will be filled with your cousins and their partners..." Kyuubi said to Sasori. "And my house... will be filled with Kakashi and my dad..."
"I'm sorry... I'd offer a place, but I'm staying at a cousins." Itachi said rubbing the back of his head.
"Then Deidara's it is..." Sasori said sighing.
"YAY! My house!" Deidara sang.
"Hi. I'm Naruto." Naruto said to Neji. He and Temari approched their table.
"I'm Temari." Temari said to Shikamaru blushing.
"Hello." Neji said.
"Troublesome..." Shikamaru mummbled causing Temari to giggle. Naruto couldn't believe it. Temari first blushed... now giggling? What had the world come to?
"So Naruto. How about you come to my house and we'll work on the project." Naruto nodded. Neji wrote down his address and handed it to Naruto.
"Temari. Would you wind coming over to my house for the project? But sorry if mom and dad aren't in." Shikamaru said jotting down his address. He handed it to Temari, how almost fainthed. Alone... in a house... with Shikamaru... He dream was coming true.
Sasuke was still in shook. This angel, god, Naruto person was coming over to Neji's tonight... along with Lee, but that didn't matter. He didn't know what he was thinking. He couldn't fall fro anyone, he knew that. Besides, this guy could atract anyone he wanted, none the less a piece of trash like him. (A/N: This is kinda what he's thinking. He may be rich, but he thinks of himself as trash.) He should just give up... No one would ever love him again. No one. Never.
Then the bell rang. Time for lunch.
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A/N: Next chapter will be lunch and fourth period AND Naruto's arrival at the Hyuuga household. Deidara invits Itachi over before Kyuubi and Sasori show up. Temari does what with Shikamaru? o.o OMG! SLUT! JayKay!
Lots Of Love,
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