This is SueSlayer 1 again. I hope you enjoyed my first chapter of this crack fiction. After you view please review!

Note: I do not own Kingdom hearts or Tales of Symphonia Characters.

Chapter 2

Riku was running for dear life from rabid fangirls with bloodthirsty red eyes.

"GOD SAVEEE MEEEEE" Riku screamed so much that windows shattered in response.

He darted around a corner of the school and ran as fast as he could. Collette was walking down the hall and saw Riku being chased by rabid fangirls. She didn't look and fell down flat on her face. Riku jumped over Collette and continued running whereas the fangirls tripped over Collette one after another and this caused a domino effect and all the fangirls were tangled up and were in a line. Surprisingly no one seemed to land on Collette.

"Oh my! Im so sorry im very clumsy! Are you ok?" She asked the fangirls.

"RIKU IS GETTING AWAY! CALL RIENFORCEMENTS!" the fangirl who seemed to be the leader called someone else with a cellphone.

Riku continued running. He was grateful for Collete's clumsiness but he knew they would call reinforcements.

I wonder what you all think the teacher is doing at this time.

"As I was saying I love Dairy Queen and McDonalds!" The teacher who was supposed to be taking about Pascal's triangle said. It seemed he didn't care that his students were either causing an uproar or were no where to be seen so he continued on his random talk.

Saix ran to his dorm and placed the cookies under his bed.

"HAHA! More sweets to add to my secret stash!" He said as he looked at his bed that was filled with sweets. It looked like an avalanche of sweets was going to occur at the slightest touch. Saix ran back to the classroom and halted outside the door. He watched people in the classroom and looked to see if there were anymore sweets to swipe.

Riku was still running. He ran inside the gymnasium and saw Genis, Lloyd, Sheena, Kairi, Namine and his best friend Sora sitting behind a hill of boxes that poofed up from no where.

"WTF!? Where did the boxes come from??" Riku said.

"SHHHH! Riku come behind the hill of boxes we have come to save you from the rabid bloodthirsty fangirls!!!!!" Sora said as he ushered Riku to come behind the boxes.

Behind the boxes a huge pile of who knows how many Riceballs appeared out of no where!

"WTF IS WITH ALL THIS STUFF POOFING OUT OF MID AIR!" Riku screamed!

"Ummmmm" Kairi was thinking of an answer to Riku's Question

"I think this is the author's doing! But even though this defy's all laws of gravity and stuff I guess it is pretty convenient!" Namine said.

"THE RABID FANGIRLS HAVE COME!" Genis screamed a warlike cry.

"BRING IT ON!" Sheena said with a death glare pointed at every single fangirl.

"MUAHAHAHA I MAY BE A SLACKER BUT THROWING RICEBALLS AT RABID FANGIRLS ARE MY SPECIALTY!" Lloyd said as he looked like an insane maniac throwing riceballs.

"Oh well might as well use the riceballs…" Riku shrugged his shoulders and started throwing the riceballs at fangirls.

One by one the fangirls fell down but they got back up with sheer perseverance.

"F Are they Zombies! I SHALL KEEP TRYING ANYWAYS F THEM!" Sheena screamed as she swore very loudly.

All of a sudden Zexion appeared in the corner of a room.

"What am I doing here?" He asked himself outloud

"ermmm Namine is this the author's doing again?" Genis asked as he was still flinging riceballs.

"I think so… But why call Zexion?" Namine asked.

"Oh well might as well get out of here." Zexion said as he brought out his spell book and a giant hand appeared out of no where and squashed all the fangirls.

Next an invisible wall appeared and parted the fangirls.

"NOOOOO DON'T LEAVE ZEXIONNNN!!!!" fangirls who were chasing him and got squished by the hand cried.

Zexion left and there was no more invisible walls and hands to squish the fangirls. All of the fangirls were unconscious now. There were so many all squished together in a giant pile that they blocked the entrance and exit.

"errr how are we going to get out of here now?" Sora asked.

"Does that mean we are snowed in except instead of snow there are fangirls blocking the way?" Riku asked.

"I think so…" The rest of them replied.