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WHEEEEE! Thankyou so much for the reviews I have been receiving! I'm glad people like it being cross! It really motivates me to write, so, here is chapter 4!!!

For those wondering about where in Naruto this takes place, it is after the timeskip and the Akatsuki has been beaten, Sasuke returns and once again becomes an honourable ninja of Konoha.

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After frustratedly wandering in a damp, dark tunnel (seemingly dug underground) for what seemed like years, Lavi suddenly exclaimed,

"LIGHT!!! It's really...light!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!"

True enough, there it was - an opening with blinding white light casting a large spotlight onto a small area of cold stone. The blonde-haired boy, Naruto, shouted something like 'Dattebayo!' while the others worked on climbing out of the blackness. When the group was freed, the shinobi gasped.

"These trees...and that unmistakeable forest path!!" Sakura whispered.

"Konoha," Sasuke informed the frowning exorcists. "This is...our town."

"Well, Dunno how the hell we got here, but I sure fancy some ICHIRAKU RAMEN!!!" Naruto sped off into the distance while the rest sweatdropped.

"I have absolutely no idea how we got here so fast...no, really, that passage was nothing compared on how long we travelled to the school originally...but now that we're here, might as well take you to the Hokage," Sakura nodded towards a small village that could just be seen through leaves.

"Sorry for my asking, but what is the Hokage?" Lenalee cocked her head enquiringly.

"Not what... who," Lavi breathed. Kanda looked at him with a slight eyebrow raised, but said nothing, so Lavi continued his little explanation.

"You see, I think we somehow managed to get to the Fire Country. Konohagakure, to be exact. Am I right?" The pink-haired nodded. "The hidden in the leaves," she added. Kanda gave a slight nod. Being Japanese, he knew the translation.

"Well, this - erm, area of the world, has ten countries, and ten hidden villages. The five major ones are Leaf, Sand, Water, Lightning and Earth," He listed on his fingers. "Each of these have a Hokage, the strongest and most respected ninja that governs the village. There are the Kazekage, Raikage, Mizukage, Tsuchikage and of course Hokage. Basically, we're being taken to their leader," He concluded with a smile.

"You know a lot. Swallow books?" Sakura asked jokingly. Lavi nodded and laughed.

"Well, now that you've had your little fun time, can we go?" Kanda asked and without waiting for an answer strolled away, Sasuke following soon after. The girls sighed and ran to catch up.

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"So, you're telling me, that you went into a hidden passage and ended up here super-fast?" Tsunade asked, fairly surprised.

Sasuke made a noise of confirmation. The whole group but Allen were in the Hokage's office, Naruto still holding a bowl of ramen gently as if it were sacred in his hand. The elderly (cough, excuse me, young) woman behind the desk sighed and faced the window.

"And, one of the customers has been kidnapped? How could this happen...It's completely likely he is somewhere around here," The ninja bowed

their heads slightly in shame.

The exorcists stood behind them. Lenalee listened closely, Kanda appeared to be deep in thought and Lavi, being Lavi, was completely oblivious and stared around the room. A small poster caught his eye.

'Have you seen this thing?' , it said. The photograph seemed to be very alike to the newest Komurin VIII that had disappeared fairly recently. Komui was devasted for days before building Komurin X, skipping Komurin IX completely.

'Reward, 1,000 gold coins.' Lavi imagined the science department leader's face at that tiny price. He was fairly sure every Komurin stripped the whole place of cash every time.

"Well, since you're here, I wish you to bring reenforcements when you next go searching. I shall leave it up to you to decide whom shall accompany you. Everyone, dismissed." The teenagers bowed and exited.

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Around a small table in a Noah created dimension, Rhode, The Earl, and Orochimaru sat at a table eating their evil eggs without the displeasure of Skin moaning about taste.

"Once again, I must thank you for going to such measures to ressurect me and infuse me with power once more," the anime Michael Jackson smirked.

"Oh no, the pleasure is mine," The Earl's usual grin got wider. "I'm sure you will be able to help us."

Rhode was being quiet - she was finishing off her meal as fast as possible. After all, then she could go see little Allen and play with him. For once she had permission. Apparently the pale, lanky guy sitting across her was deadly and could move their script further and faster. Tykki had told her the Earl even gave the pathetic human more energy and strength than before. (Of course it didn't worry her even a bit. Akuma and Noahs were famous being almost indestructable.) She only hoped her doll wouldn't be taken away by that stupid snake.

"I'm done," she dropped her spoon into the empty eggcup and raced away to a seperate room that she had specially lined with black lace and painted the most interesting pictures on. Allen was still unconcious on the floor. She didn't even bother tying him - as if he could get away. She poked him. If it was possible, the exorcist lay even stiller. Rhode almost flew into a rage - it was like he was trying to wind her up especially.

Instead she just told him, irritated, "You're no fun," and returned to listen to what her sibling was planning.

Funfunfun to write! Getting more exciting!! I left the third part at that as I want you, my fellow authors to decide who gets to go with them! Up to three people (one cell) more please. Until then, review and keep reading!