Mystery: Poof! another chapter

Edward: I think she's a witch

Jacob: Oooooooo

Mystery: *facepalm* What am I gonna do with you two?

Jacob: *puppy eyes* love us?

Edward: Group hug!

Mystery: Don't lie, you wish you were group hugging with Edward and Jacob. Don't lie, you're jealous.

Chapter Four: Satellite Heart

Shit. Was it too late to call Edward and say I died in a horrible marching band related accident? No too flamboyant. Wait… since when did I say flamboyant? Jesus, I was getting gayer by the second.

"Damn you Edward." I cursed aloud.

'With that silky voice and come hither lips… I can't wait to see him!'

Okay maybe it wasn't just Damon who wanted to see Edward. I pulled into the MoviePlex parking lot, barely missing the group of loitering pedestrians, and rolled into a parking spot. As I cut the engine I tried to think of another excuse to give Edward. Attacked by bears? No, I could eat a bear. Thrown off a cliff? Oh wait, I cliff dive.

'Just get on with it!'

'Shut up! You're not helping!'

I slammed my hands on the steering wheel, blaring the horn in the process. Great, now everyone knew I had arrived. I sighed and got out of the car, dragging my feet towards the MoviePlex. I saw a few people I recognized as Bella's old human friends. I'd seen them a few times but never made an effort to get to know them.

Why bother? I'd outlive them anyway.

Edward was waiting by the ticket window with Alice and Rosalie. Oh great, they were coming? I could hear the snickers now.

"Hey…guys." I gulped, hoping I didn't sound pathetic.

Edward gave me a bright smile, "Jacob, you made it."

I scratched the back of my head, "Um yeah… no problems here."

'No problems here?' Damon mocked 'You're such a nube.'

I hadn't said two words and I was already sweating and fighting off a raging hard on.

It was going to be a long night.

I settled next to Edward with my extra-large Slurpee, popcorn, and candy. As the previews started I tried to focus on how cold my Slurpee was and not how delicious Edward smelled and how much I wanted to totally jump his bones. I took a long slurp of my thick beverage,

"So what movie is this?" I asked stupidly.

Edward looked at me, "It's called The Orphan."

"Oh right," I said, "There's something wrong with Esther."

This wasn't something I'd admit, not even under pain of death, but I was terrified of scary movies. I always thought that if vampires and werewolves existed then why couldn't Jason, Freddy, or Michael Myers?

Okay so the movie was pretty scary. That Esther kid was one messed up little bitch. Almost every time she was on the screen I grabbed for Edward. I was elated when Edward held me a little closer each time. When the movie ended we (Rosalie and Alice included) made our way from the theater to the parking lot.

"That was amazing!" Alice squealed.

Rosalie raised an eyebrow, "It was alright. I can't believe this is what passes for entertainment now."

"Yeah, cause back in your day they watched dinosaurs fight." I mocked under my breath, knowing full well everyone could hear me.

Edward let out a laugh, "He got you Rosalie."

"Yeah, you got owned!" Alice giggled. Her laugh was like the peals of wind chimes.

I was surprised everyone was so care-free and happy. I'd almost forgotten we were supposed to be mortal enemies; that the Cullen's were immortal even. At that moment we all looked like normal teens having a great time.

Was this was it felt like to be a normie?

"I had a nice time Jacob." Edward said. We were right by my car and Rosalie and Alice had given us some space, for which I was thankful for.

"M-Me too." I bumbled like an idiot.

Edward smiled, "We should… so it again sometime. Maybe tomorrow?"

"Sure!" I hoped it didn't sound too eager.

"Great." Edward said, leaning in.

Oh God, he was going to kiss me. My mouth went slack when he gave me a small peck on the cheek.

"I know about the imprint." He whispered.

"How did you-"

He tapped his head, "Telepath, remember?"

"Oh, so… you're not mad?"

"Far from it." He said, "I know it sounds hard to believe, but I really do like you."

'Score one for us!' Damon yelled happily.

'Just shut up.' I sighed, "You do?"

"Yes." Edward purred. That's when I realized we were like the only people in the parking lot. Not that I was worried about my safety, just that I might jizz in my pants in front of the hottest thing on Earth.

That would be embarrassing.

"So… you and Bella?"

Edward looked liked I'd mentioned Hitler or some equally horrible person; "Bella and I are through."

That was a relief, "Please don't feel like you have to like me. Because you don't, I mean I'm not that great a person." I rambled, ignoring that Edward was leaning in closer, "I snore, I eat A LOT, I curse, I lie, and I break things-"

Holy shit Edward Cullen was kissing me. Like on the lips.

Wow, someone must've really liked me up there.

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