A/N: Yo people! So sorry this took soooo long writer's block you know? But hey at least it's here. Well now that Link and Kaian are stuck here on earth and Mara and Zelda are still back in Hyrule. I think it's safe to say that they are so screwed. Well, anyhow here's Chapter 11.

Disclaimer: Please read earlier chapters. Cause there is no way I'm saying I don't own Zelda…Shit.

Chapter 11 – Earth, Tom and Kali's House

Kaian pinched her skin to make sure she wasn't dreaming. What were the chances that those witches would send them here? She walked around to the garage to check if her aunt and uncle were home. She sighed in relieve when she found the limo gone. She turned to Link. " Ok first we get to my room, and then I explain a little about this place, and then we look for a way back got it?" Link nodded. " Good." They walked around to her room window. She grabbed the ladder next to the window and started climbing. She expertly pried open the window and climbed in. She looked around her room. The first thing she did was look in her mirror. " Okay, ya gross. I'm so dirty." She complained as she started picking leaves and hay out of her hair. She turned to Link. " I'm going for a shower. Don't touch anything, don't leave this room and do not leave this room. I don't know if Tom's here or not. But his room is nowhere near mine so he shouldn't here the shower even if he is here." With that she grabbed her towel and clothes and locked the door.

Link sat at the edge of her bed. He took off his shield and sword, knowing that there probably weren't any monsters here. His curiosity getting the better of his, he ignored Kaian's warnings and started to explore. He found most of the stuff pretty boring until he found a large silver object. It had a round disk in it and 5 buttons on the top. He looked over the buttons but couldn't read any of the words. Shrugging, he pressed the first button…the play button. Music blared from the machine, causing Link to fall to the ground covering his ears. " Not so smart Link." He muttered to himself as he sat on the floor trying not to scream out in pain.

The music was loud enough to travel down to the kitchen were Tom sat drinking his orange juice. His head snapped toward the staircase when he heard the sound from. " But that's coming from Kaian's room." He stoodup quicklyand dashed up the stairs.

Link now standing up looked desperately at the CD player. He tried pressing the button the button next to it, but it only made the music louder. He grabbed his ears again and nearly cried out in pain, but just then the door flew open. Link looked toward the door and saw a boy about his height. The boy's surprised looked turned quickly into a deadly glare. " Who are you?" He demanded.

' This most be Tom. That's just great Kai's going to kill me.' Link thought. He was about to answer when Kaian walked out of the bathroom. She was wearing black boot cut jeans with a white sash belt, a white halter-top with black strings and her new cleaned combat boots. Her crimson hair laid flat against her head still wet. " Link what I tell you about touching things?"

" Um, I can't remember?" He replied innocently. Shaking her head she walked over to her CD player and turned it off. " Hey how'd you do that?"

" I'm talented in many ways." Kaian smiled as she turned her attention the Tom. " Long time, no see huh?"

" Kai, I… I thought…we thought you were dead." Tom said in a shaking voice.

She smiled and gave her cousin a hug. " Tommy I ain't that easy to get rid of."

He smiled then looked toward Link who was trying to figure out how she had turned off the music. " Who's he?"

Kaian released Tom and grabbed Link's hand before he pressed the play button again. " This idiot? His name isLink."

" I'm not an idiot." He defended.

" You were about to press the play button again."

" Was not!"

" Was too!"

" Was not!"

" Was too!"

" Was not!"

" Was too!"

" Was not!"

" Oh yeah well you were about to push this button!" She hit the play button and turned up the sound to full blast. Link covered his ears and fell to the ground screaming in pain. She laughed demonically. " Believe me now Linky-boy?" She continued to laugh as she shut off the music. Link jumped to his feet and glared at her, his left ear bleeding a little."Oh, wow look your b-".

She never got to finish her sentence since Link had tackled her to the ground and started tickling her. " Li…nk…get off…of…me ri..ght … now!" She screamed between her fits of giggles. Satisfied, he got off her and leaned on the wall, arms crossed. " Jerk." Kaian muttered as she got to her feet. She walked to the bathroom and a wet cloth. She went back toLink. " Here let me clean this." She gently cleaned the blood from his ear. Link closed his eyes, trying to hide his blush. Finishingshe looked at Tom. " I need your car."

" What? Why? You have to stay here! I gotta call the police and tell them I found you, and tell my parents and you got to call your friends to tell them to stop worrying!"

Kaian sighed. " Tom I can't stay. There is a world in danger and I need to help them."

" What are you talking about?" Tom asked now really confused. Sighing again Kaian sat down on her bed and explained everything. After she was done explaining, Tom was quiet for a while, she guessed he was analyzing the probably of her story being true. Finally he spoke. " Okay you can use my car. Just be careful all right? I'm assuming you won't be returning, so I'll keep my mouth shut about seeing you. But at least stay the night." The two agreed, and spent the night in the mansion. In the morning they ate, and got ready to go. As they were at the door Tom smiled. " Good luck Kai."

" Thank you Tommy!" Kaian jumped up and hugged him tightly. When he was released by her death grip, he handed her his keys. She smiled brightly. " I really hope you find a girl who isn't a total slut, and remember I will always hate you ok?"

Tom smiled. " I love you too Kai." Kaian smiled again and kissed Tom on the cheek, grabbed her weapons and dashed out the door. Before Link could get out the door Tom grabbed his arm. " Protect her with you life you hear me? She's like a sister to me, and so help me if I ever find out she got killed, I will hunt you down."

Link nodded. " I promise, I'll protect her." Tom realised him and he left. He walked over to the window and watched helplessly as the red Mustang took off toward the road.

Kaian drove down a dirt road at 140km/hr. Her eyes were focused on the road but her mind was focusing on something totally different. Link had a death grip on the dashboard. " Kai, can you slow down a little?" She didn't reply. " Kai?" Still no answer. "KAI!"

" Yes?"

" Please slow down."

" Sped up? Alright." Kaian floored the gas and they sped down the deserted road. Before Link could say anything, the car came to a stop. They stop in front of a large house. The house was in bad shape. The steps were broken, windows were smashed, the house was cover in vines and mud, the barn in the back was burned down, and black cats were everywhere. " Come on." Kaian said as she jumped up on the desk and went inside. Link shuddered a little, the fact that the house was coloured darkly and the once bright sky was now an angered black, didn't really ease his nerves. He followed her inside and down the creaky stairs. He stopped a few steps behind Kaian who was using her foot to dust off the surface of the floor.

" What in the world are you doing?"

Ignoring his question she turned to him. " Sit here." She ordered. He did what he was told and sat down. He noticed that he was sitting in a circle. Kaian placed three lit candles at the dusty alter in front of the circle. She opened the cabinet and pulled out five perfectly preserved red roses and placed them around the circle, marking it.

" What are you doing he asked again."

This time she answered. " My mother practiced magic, white magic. She was a Wiccan or good witch. I studied it a little two, so hopefully this works." She sat across from Link and grabbed both his hands. " Close your eyes and clear your mind." She said in an almost whisper. Again Link did what he was told. He then heard chanting.

" Winds of time gather 'round,

Give me wings to speed my way.

Rush me on my journey forward,

Let tomorrow be today."

A strong wind engulfed the room as the candles blew out. Kaian held on tightly to Link's hand as they were transported back to Hyrule, just minutes after they were banished to Earth. They fell to the ground with a thud. " Okay ya ow." Kaian moaned as she stood up with the help of Link. She looked around to find they were not to far from the ranch. " Yes it worked!" She exclaimed.

" Yes, it did. Great job Kai."

" Link? Kai? Is that you?" They turned around to see Mara right were they left her. She had a hold of all three of the horses' reins. " I thought you were just banished or whatever how could you be here? Did the witches spell backfire?"

Kaian raised an eyebrow. " You could say that. But why didn't they get you?"

Mara was surprised by the question but just shrugged. " They said I wasn't a threat."

Kaian simply shrugged and grabbed her horse. She was going to let her stupid suspicions get to her. " Well let's. To the graveyard right?"

Link nodded " Yes were the shadow temple is." The three rode to the village in silence.

A/N: Ah well there ya go. The spell in the fic IS a REAL spell so don't try it unless you're experienced in the craft. It also is not my spell it belongs to... I think his name is like David Borgelt. Well hope you liked this chappie Sorry its short

Until next Chappie luv ya

Kitty