Kali
Well after turning Olaf into a pig and meeting Freya I began my new life as a Trickster. It was fun, I went after arrogant jerks and gave them their just deserts. As for me and Freya well our fling lasted 10 years and what a 10 years, she definately knew how to have fun.
But after a while we just decided to go our own ways. Any this story is about how I met my true love Kali. It begin is in a village in southern Germany. When I got there I notice something strange. I was the only guy there. According to the women their husbands and sons and brothers had all run off with some whore as they called her.
Now I definately had to meet this women who put a whole town under her spell. I went to where the women told me she was in a clearing in the forest. Their she was sitting on a throne surrounded by the villagers waiting on her hand and foot. And man was she hot, she had a body that could melt the ice caps.
She noticed me and said 'You there come here and fan me'. Weird Poison Ivy seemed to think I'd fallen under her siren song. 'Hate to break it to you princess, but I ain't under your spell like these poor saps' I said refering to the villagers. 'Very well then kill him' she said to the men as they began to gang up on me.
After a few punches and telekinetic throws they were all on the ground screaming uncle. 'Who are you Princess' I asked. 'My name is Aphodite, the goddess of love and you are. 'Name's Loki the Trickster' I said snapping my fingers. With that the men disappeared.
'What have you done to my men' she asked.' Well I sent them back to their wives and since their already in the dog house I sent them there'. She seemed angry. 'I was going to have an orgy with them' she said coming up to me 'You better be good or I'll break you in two'
Any the next couples of hour are a bit adult. Let just say I was good because I'm still here. After that she spoke to me 'There is a meeting for all gods at Greece in the next few weeks. I was sent here to tell the Northern gods.'
After that I started heading south to Greece while Aphodite gather more gods for the meeting. When I got their I saw gods from every culture on the planet, their must of been 200, their were Celtic, Norse,African, Asian, Greek and Hindu.
I saw all sort of god harvest gods, gods of elements, head gods and everything. There was enough barrals of wine and food that could feed an army. I decided to mingle and get to know everyone.
The first people I talked to were the Carriggans. They were the quintessential 50's couple milliniums before the 50's. Years later when I would watch Happy Day and see Mr and Mrs Cunnigham I'd always be reminded of these two.
'Why hello there and who are' she said in the most pleasent voice you could hear. 'Name's Loki' I said. 'I Edward Carriggan and this is Madge' he said extenting his handing. I took it and shaked it and said 'Nice to meet you Mr Carriggan, Mrs Carriggan'.
'Come now, Mr Carriggan is my father' he said even though he didn't have a father 'Call me Edward, so tell me what are you a god of ?' We're gods of the Winter Solstice in Celtic Ireland' Madge said. 'I'm a Trickster' I said.
'Oh isn't that just darling' she said' We just love Trickster, so funny'. After talking to the Carriggans i went and talked to the Olypimians. All they ever did was argue. It was like being back in Heaven and watching my own family argue. As you can imagine that conversation didn't last long and I left before a fist fight could break out.
But after a while of mingling that when I saw her, Kali I saw her sitting alone drinking some wine and the second I saw her I was head over heels in love with her.
'Hi there' I said to her. 'Not interested' she said coldly. 'I was just being friendly'I said offended. 'And I said Not interested' she said. Another god came up us. Boy was this guy the biggest jock I've ever seen.
'This guy bother you Kali' he asked. Being possessive of his girlfriend, what next is he going steal my lunch money and give me a wedgey. 'No Thor nothing I can't handle' she said. Thor turned to me and grabbed me by the throat and said 'Who do you think you are'
With that the clone disappeared and I appeared behind them and said 'I think I'm Loki. Thor turned around with an anger look of his face but before he could say anything Kali said 'Oh yes I've heard of you, your a clown god or something'. 'I'm a Trickster I said 'Like just now I tricked your boyfriend'.
Thor went off angrily and I returned to the party. After a few hours Thor returned and was followed by an army of knights. 'What is this Thor' Zeus asked angrily. 'We are the Knight of the Lord from the Holy Land, and we are here to kill you Pagan scum. So these guys are a primitive version of what will one day be modern Hunters
'Thor, you betrayed us' Kali said. 'Just eliminating the competion' he said as he got his Hammer. Kali arms burst into flames, Lightning began to form is Zeus hands and Mars drew his sword and cried 'This is going to be fun'.
The battle was long and difficult and we lost a good few gods but in the end our superior strength and ability. Some of our fallen included Poseiden, Ameterasu and Horus.
During of the battle it was just Kali against Thor and he was about to rip her head off but I intervined. I knocked him to the ground telekinetically and pinned him there. I gave the pleasure of killing him to Kali. She smiled as Thor began to choke on his own blood. After that she began burning him alive with fire blasts. Finally she ripped his head off and he was dead.
After the battle i was resting and relax when Kali came up to me and sat beside and said 'Listen I don't say this often but I think i was wrong about you'. I smiled and she smiled.
'Hey Kali, their's a big fancy not far from here, where some rich dude live do you want to come attack it with me' I asked. 'Sounds like fun' she said.
And with that we had our first date, I know it's not the normal Romeo and Juliet, Harry met Sally kind of thing but still you can't say its not romantic.