Chapter 4

Deputy Collins and Deputy Schunard (Collins and Angel)

"Okay, we will answer it." Collins said into the radio.

"What's the crime?" Angel asked.

"I guess there is this big prostitute corner we have to clean up." Collins answered.

Angel scrunched up her face. "Are they dead?"

Collins shook his head. "No…why would they be dead."

"Well why else would they want us to clean it up?" Angel asked.

"It's illegal." Collins said.

"But it's there way of making money." Angel began. "If we go around and arrest people for doing their jobs, pretty soon the world will be jobless."

Collins smirked and leaned over to kiss Angel on the cheek. "Oh baby, always caring for others."

Angel blushed a little. "Its my job."

"There they are." Collins said as he pointed to a corner, with a bunch of poorly dressed women.

They both stepped out of the car and made their way over to the group.

"Hello ladies." Collins said in a sexy man voice.

Angel elbowed him. "Stop trying to show off."

Collins shrugged. "I'm just playing my part in this whole police show thing."

"Is there a problem officers?" A woman asked.

"Yes, you all know you are doing something illegal right?" Collins asked.

All the girls looked around. "Standing on a corner is illegal?"

"When you are selling your bodies while doing it…then yes." Collins said.

Angel leaned into the group. "Okay's here's what we're going to do. We are going to let you off with a warning, but if we catch you again, then you are coming with us."

Angel smiled satisfied with herself until she finally registered what everyone was wearing. "Hold up!"

Collins looked towards Angel confused. "What's wrong, does someone have a weapon?"

Angel shook her head and gave every girl standing there a dirty look. "This is a huge crime! I can't believe I almost let it slip away."

Collins nodded. "See I knew you would see it the police way."

"Every single one of you are coming down with me." Angel said.

"You think we can fit 7 people in the back?" Collins asked.

"Oh sweetie we will make it happen." Angel said.

"But I thought you said we were getting off with a warning?" A girl in the back asked.

"Oh no honey, this is to much of a crime to just give out a warning." Angel said.

"What did we do?"

"Fashion crime." Angel said. "I can't believe what you all are wearing! And you call yourselves prostitutes?"

"Yeah," Collins said until he finally realized what he was agreeing with. "Wait what?"

"I can't let them roam the streets dressed like that." Angel said. "Their skirts aren't short enough, they aren't showing enough cleavage, and don't even get me started on their make up! What would an aspiring prostitute say if she saw them dressed like that?"

"Okay…" Collins said unsurely. "Well at least we cleaned up the corner like we were asked."

"Come on you are all going to jail, and you're going to learn how to dress more like a prostitute!" Angel said as she helped them into the back of the vehicle.

Deputy Jefferson and Deputy Johnson. (Joanne and Maureen)

"So Joanne, we have handcuffs want to try them out tonight?" Maureen asked as she traced circles around the lawyer's hand.

"I would like to try them out on a criminal." Joanne answered.

Maureen smiled. "Like a threesome! I didn't know you were into that kind of stuff…well lets find someone and bring them home."

Joanne rolled her eyes. "No not like a threesome, like I want to find someone and arrest them."

"Then take me home, and make sweet kinky love to me?" Maureen asked with a hopeful smile.

"Maureen, we are driving around trying to look for crimes, and all you can think about is sex?"

"Well, I'm bored, this is boring. The radio was fun for like two seconds, and now all we are doing is driving around. Plus looking at you in that cop uniform, definitely doesn't help."

All of a sudden a car sped past them.

"Holy Elsie the cow! Lets get em!" Maureen shouted."

Joanne smiled and turned on the sirens. Maureen reached out and grabbed the radio thing, so she could speak to the driver.

"This is the police, pull over right now." Maureen said.

After a few minutes the guy pulled over, and Maureen and Joanne left their vehicle.

Joanne tapped on the window. "Hello sir, did you know you were speeding?"

The guy shrugged. "Was I? You know I didn't really noticed.

Maureen looked the car over. "This is a really nice care."

The guy smiled. "Thanks, you should see the inside, its even nicer then the outside."

Maureen smiled and leaned down so she was eye level with the driver. "I bet it is…"

"Maureen!" Joanne said.

Maureen stood up. "Right sorry."

"Can you step out of the car sir?" Joanne asked.

The guy nodded and did as he was told.

"Have you been drinking?" Joanne asked.

"Yeah…"

"You know it's illegal to drink and drive?" Joanne asked.

The guy shrugged. "No ma'am, I didn't know it was illegal to drink a diet coke, while driving."

"Oh he got you there." Maureen said in Joanne's ear.

"Are you trying to be funny?" Joanne asked. "Was that some kind of a joke?"

"No ma'am, you just asked if I had anything to drink so I answered."

"I don't like your attitude." Joanne said as she pulled out her handcuffs.

"You can arrest me for my attitude?" The guy asked.

Joanne shrugged as she handcuffed him. "Well, it seems like I can do whatever I want, I'm the police, isn't that right sir?"

"Yes, but I didn't know…" he began.

"You have the right to remain silent!" Joanne shouted.

Maureen glared at her girlfriend with an aroused smile. "Joanne, I never seen this side of you before…I like it!"

Joanne just smiled, and pushed the guy against the car. "You want to frisk him?"

"Do I!" Maureen said brightly.

Maureen leaned down, and slowly began patting him down.

"Miss, I know you're the police but can you watch your hands?" He said.

Maureen just smiled as she began feeling his leg muscles, and then she worked her way up to his sides, and arms. She was doing it in a non-police way, until Joanne stopped her.

"Okay, I think he's clean." Joanne said as she pulled the guy to the cop car.

Maureen looked the guy over. "Wow, is that a roll of quarters in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

The guy blushed as he climbed in the cop car. "I'm happy to see you…"

Maureen giggled as she jumped in the passenger seat, Joanne jumped behind the wheel, and they sped off towards the police station.

Deputy Coffin and Deputy Cohen. (Benny and Mark)

"Are you dry now?" Benny asked.

Mark huffed as he climbed back into the car. "Can we please not speak of this again?"

"Sorry." Benny said, as he began driving away from the loft.

Ten minutes of silence went by, until Benny finally spoke.

"So Mark?"

"Yes?"

"Remember when you peed your pants?" Benny asked with a laugh.

"Shut up!" Mark shouted.

"Sorry, I'm sorry." Benny said. "That was my last time, lets just look for some crime, and maybe you'll make it on time, when your bladder fills with lime…"

"BENNY!"

"Sorry, it was a rhyme… it just sort of slipped out."

"Look!" Mark said, while pointing out the window.

Benny looked out the window to see two girls fighting. "Looks like we found a crime."

Benny pulled the car over, and they both stepped out of the vehicle.

"What seems to be the problem?" Benny asked.

They two girls stopped fighting, and looked Mark and Benny up and down. "She stole my boyfriend!"

"I didn't steal him, he came looking for me!" Girl number two shouted.

"And got her pregnant!" Girl number one shouted.

"Whoa, you're fighting a pregnant chick, that is just low." Benny said.

"She deserves it!" Girl number one said as she dove at the other girl.

Mark however grabbed her around the waist and pulled her back. "Come on guys chill!"

"Maybe she does deserve it, but maybe you should wait until she has the baby to fight her." Benny said.

Girl number two was upset by this comment, so she balled her hand in a fist. "I'll show you who deserves it!" Before Benny could react, he saw a fist fly into his face, and he was down on the ground.

Mark couldn't help but laugh at the sight, and before they could arrest anyone, the two girls ran down the street.

"Benny, are you okay?" Mark asked, as he helped the hurt man up.

Benny pushed Mark off of him. "What a bitch."

"I can't believe you got hit by a girl!" Mark said with a smile. "It was on TV too!"

"Shut up." Benny said as he made his way back to the car. "At least I didn't pee my pants."

Mark frowned a little, but then a smirk reclaimed his face. "Whatever I'd rather pee my pants, then get hit by a girl on national TV."

Benny gave him a confused look. "Not me!"

Mark just sank in his chair, as Benny drove down the road.

"Hey Benny?"

"What?"

"Remember when you got hit by a girl?" Mark asked.

"Shut up Cohen!" Benny yelled.

Deputy Davis and Deputy Marquez. (Roger and Mimi)

"It's almost the end of they day, and all we did was yell at a litter bug!" Roger said disappointedly.

Mimi shrugged. "It's Monday, Moday's are always bad work days."

"I thought I could at least shoot someone." Roger said.

Mimi smiled. "You're still on that shooting thing?"

Roger nodded. "It's like my dream to shoot someone!"

Mimi laughed. "It's your dream to shoot someone?"

"Well, not just anyone, like a bad person." Roger said. "I'm not just going to shoot someone for the fun of it."

Mimi smiled. "You were the weird kid in school weren't you?"

Roger shrugged "I never really went to school…but I guess on the days I did go, that sentence could apply. Although I did hang out with Mark, so the weird thing mostly stuck with him."

Mimi nodded. "That seems accurate."

"Oh pull over! I see a crime." Mimi singsong.

Roger pulled over, and they both emerged from the car. "Where at?"

"Follow me!" Mimi said as she led them into a dark alley.

When they got there, there were about five people dealing money.

"Freeze this is the police!" Roger said.

All of a sudden bright lights shun on the two, and the five people dealing, where huge guys, that looked like body builders.

"What you guys doing?" Mimi asked with out a care in the world.

Roger kind of sank low. "Mimi, maybe we should just leave them alone."

"Why, this is a crime." Mimi said

"What seems to be the problem?" One guy asked.

"Uh nothing." Roger answered as he put his hand over his gun. "We thought you were someone else."

"Roger what are you doing?" Mimi asked. "They are clearly up to know good."

"What know good what that be?" Another guy asked.

Mimi turned around and walked over to them. "Can I see what's in the briefcase?"

"Oh shit Mimi, You are going to get yourself killed!" Roger said.

The guys happily let Mimi take a look, and when she saw it was just clothes she walked way. "Sorry about that boys, we will let you be."

"Thanks for understand officer."

Mimi winked. "Anytime." She then pulled Roger closer to her as they made their way out of the alley. "Thanks for having my back Deputy Davis."

"Did you see the size of those guys? They could have killed us with one hand!" Roger said.

Mimi hit him playfully. "Don't be such a puss, we're cops, they have to do what we say."

"Not everyone follows the law Mimi."

Just as they climbed back into the car, there were gunshots, and fighting going on in the alley they just came from. But Mimi and Roger where so into their conversation, they were unaware of it all.

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I wasn't to fond of this chapter...but oh well! Thanks for reading it!

A little look of what you will see in chapter 5: A partner switch. Which will have, CollinsMaureen, AngelMimi, RogerMark, and BennyJoanne.

Well until next time:D

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