When in Rome

Rome, now that was a civilisation. It was the greatest place in the history of the world. Wine, women, fights to the death on a daily basis, it was more of a Heaven than the lame ass Heaven I used to live in. Now the Romens really knew how to build city. I mean it, some of the places i've been their were piles of animal dung next to the butchers. But Rome, it was clean, beautiful and had hot and cold running water. It was better then Atlantis before Michael destroyed it.

Now it was there I had the time of my life, food and wine in the mornings, chariot races and fights to the deaths with gladiators in the afternoons at the collusium, brithels in the evening and at night some private time in the bath(course back it was a pool) at my villa with the company of some ladies of my own creation.

The fights to the deaths were some of the best entertainment i had ever seen. Guy slicing each other apart and being ripped to pieces by lions, bears, anything big and fercious. In fact some times I made the fights more interesting by creating some monsters of my own creation to keep the fight fun, just a few Hydras, maybe a Cerberus or two.

Living in Rome was like attending a big long party that went on for hundreds of years, the people their were the biggest hedons i'd ever met so has you can imagine i fitted in just fine. In I think Dean Winchester may have had some Roman in his blood, cause this would have been his type of place, before he decided he want to be a family man.

There I was glad i was able to create money out of thin air because in Rome I must have spent more money then Bill Gates and Mr. Burn have combined. But don't just that all I did in Rome was have a vaction, no way their were plenty of people who needed to be taken down a peg or two. In fact it was in Rome where I pulled the biggest prank of my career.

I saw the way the Roman treated the slaves and I realised something, everyone in the city thinks their better then the slaves so, I kinda caused the slaves to have a little uprising and rebellion lead by this guy named Spartacus, you might of heard of him they made a film about him. It was a good effort on their part but the Romans did to them what Tom Cruise did to Katie Holmes, force them into submission.

I met a lot of interesting people in that time period, I met Julius Caesars, Cleopatra on one of my trips to Eygpt she really knew how to treat a god if you get my message, I tell you Elizabeth Taylor didn't do her looks justice. I met Jesus as well, didn't tell him who I was and didn't stick around him to long cause I knew a big shot prophet like him would by under the protection of Michael, ever time he went to an new place it was like Elvis was throwing a consert. Eh Elvis he really was the King and he was so nice to his mother but i'll tell you about him later.

Speaking of Jesus, I know i'm an angel but Christianity really ruined a lot of the fun things about Rome, I mean after that no one could over eat or go to a brothel without being called a sinner. Christianity was like a parent bent on spoiling all my fun. I mean it no more wines, the brothel were going out of business with the women being called whores, and the violence was hidden.

Worse of all, paganism was being defeated, I mean it one minute the people are offering themselves on altars for us Pagan Gods then the next minute the Christian come in like new neighbour and start go on like Ned Flanders. Next thing we know our altars are being burned down are were being hunted down like common monsters. I felt Harris Ford in the Fugitive.

Next thing to happen Rome falls and here comes the Dark Ages a time when everyone was ignorent and being control and oppressed. It was like living in a cross between the movies Idoicracy and 1984. I'd like to skip what happened in those years but I'll give you a short summary. Basically I couldn't get laid if my life depened on it, serious the women of the time were pratcically wearing titanium chastity belts. I had to be careful using my powers cause if anyone saw me I'd be called a demon and killed. Ironic huh so called Christian trying to kill an the Archangel Gabriel.