Remember this story? ;)

Sorry I haven't updated in like forever...I had...and still have writers block for this...and i'm not going to lie this update is not the best, but I just wanted to show you guys that i'm still thinking about this story ;)

Anyways I took some ideas from Reno 911, which I don't own...I just wanted to update...

I don't own Rent, and I don't own Reno 911

Well enjoy!

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Chapter 7

Collins and Roger

Roger pulled up to The Life Café, putting the police car in park, him and Collins now exiting the vehicle.

"You think they'll do it?" Roger asked Collins.

Collins shrugged just as they entered the restaurant. "It's worth a shot."

Roger smirked as he pulled up his belt, and ran his hand through his hair. "If they don't…I'll shot em!"

Collins chuckled, while he pulled open the door. "Take it easy boy, we're cops now, they have to give it to us."

Roger nodded as he walked past Collins and into the restaurant. "What's up Dave?" he called out to the guy behind the bar.

"Collins…Roger…what brings you here?" The tall blonde guy asked.

"We're cops now." Collins said as he sat down on a stool.

Dave looked the two up and down, nodding his head none stop. "I can see that…"

Roger leaned against the bar. "Dave tell me something…do you like free things?"

Dave the bartender stood up straight, placing his hands together. "I love them…who doesn't?"

Collins eyed Roger with a smirk. "You know what taste good?"

"What?" Dave asked, a confused smile hitting his face.

"Free stuff…" Collins supplied.

Dave nodded. "Yeah…free stuff does taste pretty good…"

"You know what would else taste good?" Roger asked. "Beer."

Dave nodded again, his eyes glued to the floor. "Yeah beer is good too."

"Now put those two words together." Collins said.

"Beer free?" Dave asked.

"Switch them around." Roger said.

"Free beer?" Dave asked again.

"Exactly." Collins said.

"That would be pretty neat, but where would you find a place that would give free beer away?" Dave asked.

Roger sighed. "Listen dude, we want some free beer. We're cops now you should give back to us!"

"I want a free beer too…if I was a cop I would be doing the same thing as you guys." Dave said, as he started cleaning out a glass.

"Dave! You work here give us some free beer." Roger whined.

"Way to stay cool man." Collins said patting Roger on the back.

"Whatever." Roger said. "Lets go somewhere else."

Collins just eyed the bartender, and then followed an angry Roger out the door.

Benny, Joanne, Mimi, and Mark

"What do we have here?" Benny asked as he walked in a store with Mimi behind him.

"Robbery." Joanne answered, as she took in her surroundings, where everything was broken, and scattered everywhere.

"Aw that sucks." Mimi said as she skipped over everything, making sure she wouldn't step on anything.

"Where's Mark?" Benny asked.

"Right here." Mark said as he backed out from behind a counter with his camera in hand.

"Dude put the camera down." Benny said. "We're on duty."

"It's evidence." Mark argued.

Benny sighed, and then looked towards Joanne. "So where are the owners?"

"They fled out of the store when the robbery took place." Joanne explained.

"I got the whole thing on tape." Mark said holding up his camera.

Benny eyed Mark, and then Joanne. "Wait a second. You got the owners running out of the store on tape?"

Joanne and Mark both nodded.

Benny shook his head. "And the owners left the store, while the robbery was taking place?"

"Yes." Joanne said. "Jeeze you sound like a lawyer."

"Where were you two while this was being filmed?" Benny asked.

"Right outside the store." Mark said.

"And as cops…you did nothing to stop this?" Benny asked.

Joanne and Mark both eyed each other, and then shrugged.

"I guess we kind of forgot we were cops…" Joanne said.

"Joanne you out of all people?" Benny asked bewildered. "I thought you and I were the smart ones of the group?"

"Sorry…I guess Maureen is rubbing off on me." Joanne said.

"More like on you." Mimi snickered, causing a smile to spread across Joanne's lips, and Mark to shuddered.

"Well Mimi…its looks like you and I are the only smart ones around here." Benny said, as he looked behind him to try and see the dancer, but she wasn't there. "Mimi?"

"Hey you guys look!" Mimi said with surprise as she opened the cash register. "They left without the money…lets take it!"

Benny shook his head, smacking his forehead with this hand. "I'm surrounded by morons."

Angel and Maureen

Maureen walked into the police station, down the hall, and into an office. "Angel?" she called out, but she was nowhere to be found.

Maureen then turned around to see Mimi smiling back at her. "Hey Meems, have you seen Angel, we're supposed to go patrolling."

Mimi grinned wider as she walked closer to the diva. "Nope…but I found what I'm looking for."

"Oh yeah, and what's that?" Maureen asked a curious smile playing on her lips.

"You." Mimi said pushing Maureen up against the desk, now handing cuffing her to a handle.

"Me?" Maureen asked a bit shocked.

Mimi nodded, while leaning in close. "You…"

Maureen smirked. "Well you know I'm with Joanne…and you're with Roger."

"No, no." Mimi said as she placed her finger over Maureen's lips. "I didn't ask you to speak."

Maureen just nodded as she tugged on her handcuffed hands, her eyes now wide with desire as Mimi leaned in closer.

"MAUREEN!" Angel shouted, causing the drama queen to jolt awake.

"What?" Maureen asked irritated, and now frowning when she noticed she was just dreaming about Mimi. "Great! Thank you Angel." Maureen began bitterly. "Thanks for ruining my hott dream about Mimi."

"You were sleeping?" Angel asked stunned.

Maureen nodded. "Yes I was, and it was just getting good too."

"Sweetie!" Angel shouted. "You're driving!"

"What?" Maureen asked, now noticing she was sitting behind a steering wheel. "Oh shit!"

After a few minutes, Maureen managed to get control of the car, and the two began to laugh.

"That was close…" Maureen said, as she kept her eyes on the road.

Angel giggled. "Very…"

"Oh sugar…" Angel began. "Close your eyes you have something on your eye lid.

Maureen nodded while she closed her eyes, totally forgetting that she was driving again, and apparently Angel did too, because she pulled Maureen's face towards her, and tried to pick a white fuzz off of Maureen's closed eyes, all while they were driving.

Suddenly there was honking, and that jolted Maureen away from Angel. "Oh shit again!"

"Angel why did you do that to me?" Maureen whined once she got control over the car again.

Angel shrugged while she leaned back in her seat. "We're cops…we can do anything…"

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I'll try and update faster...but don't be surprised if I don't...I apologize in advance...