The Wild Wild West
Well after torching the Church and having our little religious debate me and Kali had some for the next several decades messing with thigh ass Puritans and dodging hunter. We were like Bonnie and Clyde. That was until we picked up another god.
We rescued him before he got killed by bunch of hunters. I remember what Kali said "I suppose he can stay, he can be our pet". His name was Njord. He travel with us to France and how does he repay me for everything i did for him he pulls a Judas a stakes me in the fricking hearts, stuffs me in a coffin and sends my pseudo corpse to the New World. Later on i heard that he told Kali hunters killed, tries to kill me and steal my girl, how Shakespearean.
I spent a month in that damn coffin on my way to America, After that i knew how Dracula feels. When i got out of my coffin i found myself in the Wild West. Brothel, whiskey and shootouts ever five minute, their was plenty to keep me entertained.
In the old west i got a job as a bounty hunter. Back then my favourite words were 'Dead or Alive' so has you can imagine these Billy the Kids and Jesse Jameses were more dead than Lohan's career. I remember how i use to introduce myself, I'd run my nails along a chalkboard like in Jaws and say "I am the man with no name, Luke Coyote at your service". I know, i know lame alias but it work.
I was the fastest gun in the west, I put Lee Marvin and Clint Eastwood to shame. But it was in the Old West where i nearly met my doom. It was in 1841, i had just finished killing some bandits when a hunter on horseback comes out of no where and points a gun at me.
"I know who you are" he said "Or should i say what you are". "Then you should know that a gun is about as useful against me as a stake is against a vampire" I said "Know didn't your mother ever teach you it rude to kill someone before you tell them your name"
"Name's Campbell, William Campbell, and this gun ain't no ordinary gun, you ever hear of the Samuel Colt's legendary Colt he made on the night of the Alamo when Haley's comet was in the sky, it has the power to kill anything and he gave it to a hunter worthy of having such a weapon" he said proudly.
"How'd you get your hands on it then" I said sarcasticly. "Oh i'm going to enjoy putting something like you 6 feet under" he said smiling like Uriel during a war. He took the gun and shot me or at least what he thought was me.
My clone convulsed and a sort of electricity spread from the bullet wound till it fell to ground dead. "Ha, Ha, Ha" he laughed and headed off. After a few minute i came out from my hiding spot and examined my dead clone. Isn't that interesting. Something tells me that gun going to be important in the future.