WW1
After the my adventures in the West I headed to Canada and had some fun their for a couple of decades. It wasn't until 1914 that thing got interesting. I had heard about the War in Europe so I decided to back there and mess around a little.
I hoped on a big ship The Empress of Ireland it was called and it was their that I found the girl of my dreams. It was at night when the ship was leaving Canada. I came out for some fresh air and that when I saw her. Kali in all divine glory.
"Evening beautiful" I said to her. "Not Interes, Loki" she said surprised "I thought you were dead, Njord told me you were killed by hunters". "I expected he told you that after all he's the Benadict Arnold who tried to Kill me" I said. " How did you survive? " she asked. "Well let just say Njord isn't exactly Harvard material" I said.
"Hey Kali, I got you a drink" Njord said as he appeared. Seeing me alive and well talking to Kali he dropped the drink at looked like he was about to pull a Roadrunner but Kali was too quick for him and next thing he knew he was being strangled and held over the edge of the ship.
"Why, did you kill Loki and then Lie to me about it" she asked. "Please don't" he begged. "Do you know what was once the punishment for those who lied to me, they were tied to horses and dragged through fields of spikes for 10 miles before being hung by there own intestines" she said smiling.
"Please have mercy " he choked. "Very well, because you have been an amusing pet I will show mercy" she said before breaking his neck and dropping him into the sea. "That poor SOB, he's sleeping with the fishes" I said glad to be rid of that dick.
"I grow sick of this ship, destroy it and take me to Europe the proper way" she said. "Alright then hop in the Life boat" I said. We hop on the life boat got out to sea and a abracadbra later the ship was surrounded by fog and was going down faster than the Titanic.
Kali laughed and said "You always knew how to amuse me Loki". "Thanks" I said. After that well lets just say we turn that life boat into the Love Boat. After that me and Kali teleported to Europe and began to carnage.
We started small, we had to pace ourselves after all we had the whole war to fight. I never felt much guilt over doing it after all the Humans may be good but they give in to easily to things like anger and violence. So me and Kali slaughter any random army we came across, British, Germany even Russia.
During this period we bumped into War of course Kali didn't even see the Horsemen for what he was. To me on the other hand he stuck out like a sore thumb. Normally I would send him pack back to Hellville but Kali was like a kid in a candy store during the war it if ended so soon it would have broken her heart and I couldn't do that to her.
Any way we were in Russia during the end of the war and that when we had a fight and went are seperate ways. I remember it like it was yesterday. She had gone out to get something or someone to eat and when she came back she began to pack a left me. She said she had grown sick of my company and left. And me I went out and on impulse funded the Communist party with millions. Lenin could now buy the new vodka he wanted so badly.
It took me many years to realise why Kali left me but to this day I can't figure out how she found out I was an Angel.
How Kali Found Out the Truth.
Gabriel may never know how Kali found out but you will. Kali was out looking around the destroyed remains of Russia. The landscape was littered with bodies but Kali was looking for someone alive to eat. She noticed something moving out of the corner of her eye and just in time to see the black smoke enter a corpse.
The dead body returned to life and It's eyes turned yellow. He smiled and looked at Kali and said "Howdy M'am". "How dare you demon" she said "What makes you think an a disgesting maggot like you is even worthy to look apon a Goddess". The Demon smiled and said "Now, Now, manners, you'll hurt my feelings".
"Be gone from ny sight Demon before I destroy you" she said summoning fire to her hand. "You've got spunk, I like that in a woman. Kali was furious at the Demon disrespect for her and blasted him with fire. Instead of hitting it's target the flame were redirected.
"Interesting, so your a bit more powerful than the average demon" Kali said. "Your right about that but it doesn't a powerful demon like me to see your traveling with a fraud" The Demon said. "What do you mean" she asked.
"Your boyfriend, he not what he seems, he's a wolf in sheep's clothing or maybe a lion in wolf's clothing would be more accurate" he said. "If he's not a trickster then what is he" she asked.
"He's an Angel" the demon said. "Nonsense, those winged creature in church window they don't exist, their just something made up to give people that there something that can protect them" she said.
"Oh their no fairy tale believe me" he said. "How would you even know this" she asked. "Simply Demons can see other spiritual beings like Ghost, Reaper and Angel and your boy toy he shines like a star underneath his meatsuit" he said smilingly.
Kali was angry now and shouted "You lie". She Charged at the Yellow-Eyed Demon but was too late it left it host. How could he have lied to her for all these years, to all of them. He must be a spy for Heaven
'He made me fall in love with him just to spy on the true gods, I will spare his life this one time but i'm leaving" she thought heading back to their room.