That 70's Chapter
The 70's the disco how i miss it. Back then I was the hottest thing on the dance floor. When they played Disco Inferno I burnt the place down literally. But it also has the happened to be the decade when someone actually tricked me.
It all happened one day in in 1971. I was getting up for another day of fun when I saw the calender. It was the anniversory of the day I first met Kali. I hadn't seen her in decades and yet just remembering that day was killing me. But it also inspired me and i wrote a song about her.
That night i went to a kareoke bar and sang.
"I remember all my life"
"Raining down as cold as ice "
"Shadow of a man, a face through a window"
Crying in the night, the night goes into morning"
"Just another day, happy people pass my way"
"Looking in there eyes, i see a memory"
"I never realised how happy you made me"
" Oh Kali, well you came and gave without taking"
"But I sent you away, oh Kali"
"You kissed me a stopped from shaking "
"And I need you today ,Oh Kali"
After that I got a round of appalse and went to get a drink when this guy came up to me at the bar. "That was great song you sang, did you write it yourself" he asked "Yep" I said. "So, who's Kelly" he asked.
"Kali" I corrected. "Weird name, is she Hindu or something" he said. "Go away " I said getting annoyed at him "Look i'm sorry if i hit a sore subjet, I'm Scott, Scott English, Let me buy you a beer" he said then asking the waitress for two beers.
"So what's your name". " Jacob Fox" I replied. The waitress gave us are beers "Thank you Mandy" Scott said looking at her name tag. Anyway we got drunk and next thing i now i wake up and the lyrics to my song are gone along with Scott.
Few years later i hear Barry Manilow on the radio singing a song about a girl called Mandy and it has the exact same lyrics as my song.
That's not the first time someone stole something from we. One day I was watching TV and i flick on to Happy Days and I see a character who's name and move are the exact same as mine in the diner all those years ago.
It was also during this that I had some fun in the sun. During the summers following 1975 i would go to the beaches and keep an eye out for Beach Bullies. I thank Steven Spielburg for giving me this great idea.
I would wait for them to go out for a swim and then I would create a giant shark like from Jaws to snack on them. Good times. But that wasn't the only movie that inspired me their was the Exorcist, Grease and Star Wars.
I remember when I first saw Grease i turn an entire town into a giant musical for a few days. But i got the surpirse of my life when I went to see A New Hope.
It happened when it ended and i was waking home when i see this couple in front of me and I notice the bracelet on her hand. She was a hunter. I had to find out if they were hunting me so i telekinetically slid it off her wrist picked it up and said "Excuse miss you dropped your bracelet"
They turn around and I recognise the girl right away she may be a decade older but their was no doubt about it she was Mary Campbell the little from Halloween 1966. As for her boy toy I recognised him but he was not a hunter, he was a vessel. He was Michael's meatsuit. Thank god I'm Big Brother blind spot but still let hope Michael doesn't have to pop in to this worl to get some milk at the store.
"Thank you" she said taking it back but satring at me with hatred in her eyes, she recognised me. "Do I know you" John asked "You look familar". "I just have one of those face, some people say I look like Henry Winkler". John smiled at the comment and Mary faked a smile to keep up the facade. "Honey I think I left my purse in the cinema" she said
"I'll go get it" he said running off to get it. As soon as he was out of sight Mary turn emotions were revealed and I saw the anger in her face "What the hell do you think your doing" she said pissed. "What do you mean" I said sounding more innocent then a 6 year old girl scout.
"Don't think I don't recognise the same Trickster my Parents killed over ten years ago, how did you survive" she asked. "Your kidding right, do you know how many hunters i've put down in my time, the real question is how they survived" i said. "Don't think that just cause i'm out of the hunting game that i wouldn't hesitate to put a stake through your heart"
"Please like you'd last a second against me" I said "How about a compromise, you go home with Lover boy and I skip town and we never have to see each other again deal" I said. I saw all a cavelcade of emotions run across her face as she made her decision. "Honey" John said coming out of the cinema. "Deal" she said very silently.
"Are you Ok" John asked coming over. I checked my watch and said "Is that the time I late for my Hair appointment" before heading off.
That would be the last I saw of Mary Winchester but not the last I'd see of John Winchester.