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"Please tell me you didn't invite Chandler to this party." Rachel said as her and Monica were at work.
"Of course I did."
"Great, now he will bring that weird girl. Did you know that I've had sex that lasted longer than his relationships?" Rachel joked
"Will you stop." She sighed "Look, I know Chandler can be a bit boring at times but at least he tells it like it is." She said "But there's nobody I trust more. He always has my back."
"I get it Mon, he is your BFF, a great guy and totally undateable."
"Nobody is undateable. There has to be somebody out there for him." She said
"I just hope this party doesn't suck."
Monica walked with Chandler to the party that night "Okay, so here is were I'm at on this. I want a donor that I can meet. Someone whose eyes I can look at, and shake his hand. I-I can't do that at a sperm bank. I also want it fresh...not frozen."
"But frozen is so refreshing." He joked "What kind of qualities will you be shopping for?"
"A sense of humor. Definitely."
"Why is it that girls always want a guy with a sense of humor? We all know that's a lie."
Monica looked over at him "Okay then height."
"No."
"Funny...height again.."
They arrived at Rachel's birthday party and saw that half of the people there looked drunk and wasted.
Chandler got a drink as he looked across the room at Monica with another man. She was laughing at another joke he was saying.
Chandler downed his drink and went over to them. "Mon, you ready?" He asked not looking to the guy she was talking to.
"Chandler, this is David. David, this is my oldest friend Chandler Bing."
"Chandler it's nice to meet you." He extended his hand
Chandler looked at it and back at Monica "Mon I really need to talk to you."
"Can't it wait? I'm in the middle of something." She said looking back at David
Chandler grabbed her arm and pulled her aside "No." He dragged her to a nearby room and shut the door. "He's married"
"Divorced."
"He's lying."
"How do you know that?" She asked
"Because there is a tan line on his finger where his ring should be."
Monica sighed "What?"
"Please don't tell me this guy is a donor."
Monica shook her head "I don't know."
"Are you out of your mind. He is a player, captain doosh." Chandler told her.
Monica didn't respond she just turned her head and looked around.
"Whatever, you're on your own." He said leaving her alone and leaving the party.
Monica went after him thinking maybe just this once Chandler could be right.
"Chandler you can't always protect me from guys. I'm going to go out and date again and most likely I'm going to break my heart but that does not give you the right to stop me from picking my own guys. I can pick my own guys to date."
"That's good to know." Chandler said still walking down the street
"I wasn't even going to go through with it. It was just an idea. I just need to breath. I just needed to feel that feeling again." She turned to Chandler realizing he was probably ignoring her right now "God, why have you been so weird lately?"
"I haven't been weird."
"Yeah you have."
"I just-I don't think you should do it." He admitted
"Do what?"
"The whole baby thing!" He told her raising his voice "It's not right. It's not natural!"
"Stop it! Chandler just stop it!" Monica raised her voice and stopped walking
"What if you meet someone tomorrow. Or even six months from now? You guys are going to fall in love and before you realize it, it's too late." He told her
"Why is this so hard for you to except? I'm not going to wait around for some guy that might never come around." She said "Okay? This is what I want. I want a baby, even if it means getting a sperm donor. But it's happening. I'm going through with it. And I can't count on you. I can't ask for your support without you telling me it's a bad idea every minute of everyday and judging me. You're suppose to be my friend."
Chandler nodded "Wow. Yeah."
Monica looked at him in disbelief. "I think we need to take some time." She shook her head and moved past him continuing her walk to her apartment.
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