Chandler went to the gym. The place he never goes unless he needs to think. And he needed to think this over.
"What's the matter, is someone chasing after you?" Joey joked next to him.
Chandler turned up the speed
"Dude?"
"Yep?" He asked
"Let me guess, Monica issues?"
"No issue. We just haven't seen each other for a week. She says we are on a time out."
"Time out? What are you six?" Joey asked taking a bite of his meatball sub.
"Okay, you are eating a meatball sub on 2." Chandler looked at his speed
"It's not 2. It's just low energy. And I'm in the fat burning zone. You are burning muscle. This is how you burn fat." He said taking another bite.
A while later Chandler left the gym and went back to his apartment grabbing the mail on the way. He unlocked his door and walked in setting his keys down going through his mail. bill, bill, magazine...stopping and looking over the pink envelope he opened it with care.
I'm getting pregnant!
"Dear Chandler, I would love it if you could come"
Chandler read
Seeing that letter Chandler was wondering if it was the best thing to do right now. But Monica was his friend and he wanted to patch things up with her. So he went.
He arrived at the party and was surprised at how loud and crowded it was for someone who is having a party. He didn't notice a lot of people he knew so he headed over to the bar grabbing a couple drinks.
Rachel spotted Chandler and walked over to him "How are you liking this party?" He said loudly
Chandler looked over at her and just nodded only being able to catch half of what she said.
"I put together this party!" She shouted looking at Chandler who looked lost in a daze "Chandler what is with you?"
"What?"
"You have like this negative vibe. You need to loosen up and have fun." She smiled taking another drink. She stopped smiling "I should go change the guacamole. You know when it goes from green to brown..." She looked at Chandler "Kind of like your sweater." She said leaving to rejoin the party.
Chandler made his way to the food and got some chips and dip. He sat down and ate them as he watched the party. bringing another chip up to his mouth his night just got better when he dropped it on his shirt.
Once he cleaned it off with water and tried drying it he ran into the first boy he seen at this party. "Hey," He smiled
"Hey." The man looked down at Chandler's shirt "Can I get you a drink?"
"You sure can." Chandler sighed and threw away the rag he was using.
"Here you go." He handed it to Chandler
"Thanks bar tender. I'm Chandler by the way."
"Hey, I'm Mike. The donor." He shook Chandler's hand
Chandler looked into his eyes "Hey." He chocked out "I'm the friend. Monica's best friend." He said
Mike nodded
"Let me ask you a question. Why are you doing this?"
"We could use the money."
"We?"
"Yeah, my wife and I." Mike pointed to her on the dance floor "She is right over there." He pointed out a blonde tall girl.
Chandler looked "Wow, beautiful."
"Yeah. She is my whole life. My soul mate."
"Yeah I bet. She the wind under your wave?"
Mike nodded and looked back at Chandler "Yeah it gets a little tuff on a teachers salery." He said
"Oh you're a teacher?"
"Yeah I'm a professor in Columbia."
Rachel came over and put a kings hat on Mike "You ready?"
Mike nodded a little nervous.
"We got a nice room upstairs." She said
He nodded "Nature calls. Good talking to you Chandler." He said before leaving.
Chandler watched him go before going to find somebody.
He opened the door slightly and saw her sitting on the window sill looking out. He watched her as he knocked on the door.
Monica turned her head and saw Chandler standing at the door. "Hi." She smiled
"I just met your sperm." He joked walking over to her.
"Oh." She smiled "Gorgeous isn't he?"
"Yeah. Delicious." Chandler sat next to her and noticed her smile drop really fast. He knew something was wrong "What's going on in here?"
"Truth?" She asked quietly
"Yeah."
"I'm freaking out." She looked away "I really thought that throwing a party would make it fun; but it's-" She shook her head meeting his eyes again "It's just really depressing."
Chandler just looked at her.
"You think I'm crazy don't you?"
Chandler hesitated before answering "I think that you want to have a child and I think that that's natural." He said honestly "You're not nuts." He paused "You're okay."
Smiling she hugged her best friend "Thank you."
Chandler kissed her head.
The hug didn't last long enough because Monica pulled away "Okay." She stood up looking around "Where is my crown?"
Chandler was getting wasted that night. He had about seven drinks already. Just a few minutes after his last drink he stumbled to the bathroom, noticing that someone was in there he made his way to the other one.
Chandler splashed water over his face and used the bathroom.
He looked around and saw weird pictures. Then it hit him. This was the bathroom that Mike just finished in...
He looked around and saw the little container on the shelf.
Chandler slowly opened it. He didn't like the idea Monica carrying Mikes baby. He carefully opened it up looking inside "That's not fresh..." brought it over to the sink and slowly dumped some out.
There was a knock on the door and the cup fell. "Anyone in here?"
Chandler was panicked but managed to call out "I'm in here!"
"Okay, sorry."
Chandler sat on the floor against the door "What am I gonna do?" He put his head in his hand as the other held the empty cup.
Coming to realization he looked at the cup then down at him...
Yeah it's just like the movie. But next chapter won't be...or is it the chapter after that? I can't remember but it will be different not the same. Please review