Klonoa Returns!

Klonoa: 1st SHOT!

ME: Dude….you don't have that attack yet.

Klonoa: oh.

Lolo: NKOHPJKSHFUSHPFUDSPHFUW

Klonoa: say what?"

Lolo: What the heck did you just type

Me: Beats me….i just felt like it

Popka and Sorrow: I hate everything.

Me: I hate Popka for some reason. Back to the fic!

"blah" Normal talk

'blah' thoughts

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Note: Sorry it's random I'm just trying to get to a certain part.

"Ant that's what happened," Lolo explained. Popka stuck his lip out for not being there constantly. Klonoa looked down at the floor. His own grief was overwhelming himself. They were at the High Priestess's temple.

He began to talk though his mouth was covered by the shirt collar. " I'm not strong enough to fight him. I know it's true." Klonoa looked down and cursed.

"Klonoa don't-" Lolo tried to calm him down.

"No…. I must train hard! But who can help me….?" Klonoa looked down. He tugged down his neck collar and showed his mouth..

"Klonoa," Gloria (Wasn't that the High Priestess's name?) started. " I know someone named Toushi that is a fighting genius. He lives in the Kingdom of Confusion."

Klonoa snapped up and looked at her wide-eyed. "Really?"

"Yeah." She said blankly.

"YATTA!" Klonoa exclaimed. "Yes!"

"But listen up Klonoa," Gloria told him. "I shall set up a tournament one month from tomorrow. Once you come back meet up with me at 1:00pm. Lolo, Popka, I believe you guys should train too just incase."

Lolo nodded. "OK Klonoa let's pack up," Gloria interrupted her.

"Actually you have to stay Lolo. The Kingdom Toushi lives in is in another dimension. Only Dream Travelers can go into the realm. If you try you will die." Lolo looked saddened at what Gloria said.

Lolo nodded instead of arguing. She walked out the door and Klonoa followed. Popka ran after them.

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(Note: The other thing in this story besides action and romance is humor)

They were at Lolo's house. Leorina was staying there for a while and Tat stayed in Popka's room. Klonoa was looking at the clock in the guest bedroom.

Tick.

Tock.

Tick.

Tock.

Over and over again. It was almost midnight. He wasn't sleepy at all. Suddenly Lolo came in her pajamas. Well actually a bra and panties.

"Uh-uh-uh Lolo?" Klonoa blushed. "H-h-hi! W-whaz hapenin!?!!!"

Lolo looked sleepy and yawned. "I (yawn)- had a bad dream," she said as if she were still a little child.

"Can you tell me… a story… a nice one that'll (yawn) help me (yawn) sleep? Please." She said.

Klonoa blushed and without warning Lolo got in his bed.

"Well once upon a time…. There was a girl named Goldilocks," Klonoa started telling the story of the Three Bears. Soon he and Lolo both fell asleep on each other.

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It was the morning…..

"AHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Lolo screamed and slapped the (beep) out of Klonoa! "You PERVERT!"

Klonoa was on the floor and his nose was bleeding. "ACH! Ach ach ach!" he tried to talk Lolo got up and covered her black bra and panties.

"Lolo!"

"Lolo!"

Popka and Leorina came in. They gasped.

"But… Lolo you got in the-" Klonoa got smacked again .

Klonoa got up and ran into the bathroom and started crying.

Lolo screamed out bad things at him while trying to break down the door. Klonoa peed and started to cry. "I hate this…..WAH WAH WAH! MANYO!" Klonoa cried (literally.

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Later Klonoa , Lolo, and Leorina, left and traveled to the Kingdom of Confusion. They traveled through a desert and a large field. After many hours of walking, they came across a dark landscape. There was no grass and no water. Lightning struck in the sky and wind blew everyone back.

"Manya!" Klonoa said quickly. He felt a cut on his check.

"In this place, there are spirits that can kill with swift invisible knifes," Leorina said. Klonoa stepped forward and felt a deep cut on his leg. He saw some kind of portal in the sky and snickered.

"There." Klonoa said. "Time to go!"

Klonoa was getting ready to nab a Moo but felt someone tug on him.

"Huh?" he asked but soon was met with a passionate kiss on his cheek by Lolo. She stopped. "Good luck…." She said. " I'll train too! I wont be the only one who fails!" Klonoa blinked and nodded. "GOOD LUCK TO YOU TOO LOLO!" Klonoa said. He nabbed a Moo and jumped. "WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He flew into the portal and soon he appeared in a new dimension!

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Later………………

"wake up kid! Don't make me shove booze down you mouth," a voice said.

"What! UHF! I'm too young to drink booze!" Klonoa said. He woke up and was face to face with a wolf like creature. He was a white-grayish color and had a jacket wrapped around his neck. He had black pants and a black shirt. His eyes were yellow and his hair was straight.

"Who are you?" I asked him.

"Some call me Toushinitokokolimanitachimastonameouquanstikopopounoticahllioas! But kids call me Mr.Toushinitokokolimanitachimastonameouquanstikopopounoticahllioas. My friends call me Toushi the Ultimate Dream Traveler!"

Klonoa grinned happily and rose up. "YES! I've been looking for you Toushi! Listen I need-" Toushi interrupted me. "Training? Yeah I knew you were coming kid." "My name is Klonoa the Dream Traveler." "Whatever…. Anyway I know you need to be stronger to beat the King of Sorrow. Think his real name is Edward….. or something…. Yeah I'll train ya! If you're READY!"

Klonoa nodded and soon the training began!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"DAH!" Sorrow grunted as he tried his new attack. "NO! I need to try more! Curse of Sorrow x10!"

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Leorina was on the ground panting. "no….wont let him win! He makes me sick!" Leorina started again. "Wind Take Down!"

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"Dang! This crap isn't working!" Lolo covered her mouth. "I shouldn't say things like that but…! SWITCH SPIRIT! HERE I COME POPKA!"

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Me: Now I'm at the part I want to be at! Don't say anything bad about this fic!