KLONOA RETURNS OVA: Pizza Deliver!
Manager: Leorina
Deliver Boy: Klonoa
Assistant Deliver Girl: Lolo
(Note :Nothing in this story really happened in the story line cause it takes place somewhere between the Battle of Dreams and the Return of Dreams…. I just wanted to have one funny story with the same material.)
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"OK!" Leorina shouted at Klonoa. They were at Priestess Hut and Klonoa was getting scolded. "You gave Priestess Hut a bad name with your bad service! NOW! I'll give you three more chances! Now go make the pizzas and deliver them to this kingdoms!!! Do I make my self clear?"
Klonoa gulped. "Y-y-yeah! No d-d-d-d-doubt!
Later…..
Klonoa and Lolo were walking to their first destination. They had to get all of these delivered by 5;00 pm no later. Lolo was holding the list and times.
"First we have to get the pizza to Joliant. OK Klonoa-kun, it's for the Queen of Joy. This shouldn't be too hard." Lolo said. Klonoa gulped praying to Claire.
Soon they managed to make it to Joliant. They came across the haunted house.
Lolo shivered. "P-p-please don't let this be the place!" Lolo begged.
"Dat's da place home dog," Klonoa said.
"OMG, are you talking street?" Lolo asked.
"Word," Klonoa said. "We need to get this pizza to everyone so Mrs. Bossy don't get all up in my grill!"
Lolo sighed. She walked into the haunted house as bravely as she could. (Which wasn't so brave cause she peed on herself.)
"YO! Anyone up in this crib?" Klonoa yelled.
Their was silence. An evil laugh was heard.
"Welcome to-"
"Dog! Shut up! Your intro is like is like whack!" Klonoa interrupted.
A ghost appeared and was frowning and Klonoa. It walked through Lolo and she screamed.
"Oh my Goddess!" Lolo fainted and Klonoa picked her up. He dropped her lazily.
Klonoa gave the ghost the pizza. It opened the box and was enraged.
"….YOU FORGOT MY DIET DOCTOR. CLAIRE!" The ghost yelled. Lolo woke up and looked at the ghost. It's eyes began to fall out and it's body was moving in weird and disturbing ways. Lolo fainted again after peeing herself (Again).
The ghost rushed at Klonoa and head butted him in his… (-beep-)!!!
Klonoa flew out the door and landed outside of the ghost house.
"Darn it….That really hurt." Klonoa felt on himself with pain. Lolo was just waking up from her faint. She struggled to get up. She reached into here pocket and took out the list. No profit.
Lolo frowned and dragged Klonoa out of Joliant.