KLONOA RETURNS

"What the heck?" Lolo looked at Klonoa who was completely untouched by the attack. Klonoa was smoking and he was a bit scratched up.

Klonoa looked up into the participants building. Toushi was looking down at Klonoa furiously. Klonoa gulped then nodded in a sort of fearing way.

Klonoa activated the Wind Saber again. He didn't move.

Sorrow walked to the window to watch the rest of the fight. "Da-dang…" Sorrow muttered. His fist clenched and he began to bleed from his palms. "That no good…"

Back on the arena Klonoa was thinking. He had to think of a way of beating Lolo without hurting her anymore than he was about to. He looked at Lolo more thinking of a way. Klonoa's eyes went up and down her body both thinking about a strategy and how good Lolo looked to him.

Klonoa blushed still thinking of a way. Lolo saw him looking at him like this causing her to blush. She shook her head and put on her game face again. She ran at Klonoa with one fist ready to make friction with Klonoa's face.

"Priestess Palm 50!" Lolo rushed an open palm at Klonoa but Klonoa dodged. Her hand was glowing pink. She ran at Klonoa and tried to hit him several more times with no effect. Lolo jumped over Klonoa and turned around while his back was still turned. She tapped him on his back lightly.

Klonoa felt this tap and collapsed. He fell to the floor and yelled in pain. Klonoa struggled to get off the floor. He then ran up to Lolo and tried to hit her with the Wind Saber. Lolo dodged all the attacks. Klonoa tried to hit her in her leg and made contact.

"Ouch!" Lolo screamed in tremendous pain. Lolo went flying back to the edge of the stage.

"LOLO! You all right?" Klonoa took a step forward. Lolo kept gasping in pain over and over again.

Lolo struggled to get up. She got up on her feet barely. "Ok…If….you want to…play ROUGH!" Lolo yelled at him.

She stuck out both of her hands and position her fingers into a strange position. Her hands and her body glowed pink. Lolo strained herself. Klonoa just stood still without moving.

"Body Change," Lolo thought quickly. A pink light dashed at Klonoa quickly and hit him. Lolo and Klonoa's souls switched places.

Klonoa-LS grinned. ( Klonoa-LS will be what I call Lolo when she is in Klonoa's body and Lolo-KS for Lolo's body) Lolo-KS fell down. Not used to Lolo's body, Klonoa tried to stand straight.

"COME ON! KLONOA FIGHT HER! SHE'S JUST A GIRL!" Toushi yelled at Klonoa's body. No one else knew what happened.

Klonoa-LS rose her hand. "I, Klonoa the Dream Traveler…" She was going to forfeit for Klonoa and he couldn't do anything.

"Wait LOLO! Don't!" Klonoa yelled in Lolo's body. "Can I just do something for a minute?"

Lolo sighed and nodded impatiently.

Klonoa scratched Lolo's chest feeling itchy. "Whoa…their like cautions that I can walk around with! No wonder I cant walk straight." Klonoa yelled at her . He came up with an idea. "W-w-wait I know!"

Klonoa got in a sexy pose and started singing.

"BUM! MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD AND THEIR LIKE "IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS! DANG RIGHT! IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS I CAN TEACH YOU! BUT I HAVE TO CHARGE!"

Klonoa continued singing the rest of Milkshake. Lolo blushed in fury and embracement.

"Hey Lolo! There's something in this shirt that's bothering me so I'm going to take it off," Klonoa said getting ready to take his (Lolo's) shirt off.

Lolo, afraid of what could happen, stuck out her (Klonoa's) hands out and switched back. There souls felt a cold sensation as they switched bodies.

"Ah that's better," Lolo said. Her body was still in one position. Her hands were on her shirt that she was about to take off. Her bra was showing. Lolo quickly put her shirt down blushing. She rose her hand and yelled "I GIVE UP!"

Lolo ran back into the participants building followed by Klonoa looking triumphant.

"HOW COULD YOU DO THAT KLONOA!" Lolo yelled at him. "I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO EMBRACED…!"

Lolo slapped Klonoa twice using 70! Klonoa went flying into the wall, blood hanging from his nostrils. "I'm sorry! I just never knew much about the female body being a Dream Traveler! No school!" Klonoa told Lolo. Lolo turned around from Klonoa.

"Crap. Toushi-sensei is rubbing off on me…" Klonoa muttered.

Back on the stage the proctor announced that the next fight would begin in one hour.

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EXTRA OVA PART 2 (Pizza)

"OK Klonoa we have to go to Mira-Mira and deliver this cheese pizza." Lolo said walking slowly with Klonoa. "I hope we don't mess up…"

Klonoa gulped and held on to the second pizza box. Klonoa and Lolo were talking on the Ark that was about a mile away from Mira-Mira.

Soon the Ark stopped and Lolo and Klonoa jumped off. Lolo landed on her feet and looked up. Klonoa didn't land yet.

"Klonoa-kun! Where are you?" Lolo yelled staring into the snowy sky. Suddely she heard something. Klonoa was screaming helplessly. He was clutched in the giant bird, Polonte's foot.

"OH MY GOD! SOMEBODY HELP ME!" Klonoa yelled with the tears in his eyes. The bird dropped him for yelling so much.

"Klonoa!" Lolo yelled in worry! Klonoa hit the ground about two miles away! A giant explosion of snow could be seen from several hundred miles away. The clouds from the crash fogged Lolo's ability to see.

She rushed forward not knowing was she was going. Lolo began to run faster and faster until she stopped. The smoke cleared and Lolo stopped.

"Hey…the snow is really light…! It's like standing on a cloud of nothing!" Lolo said. She bent down with her eyes closed but with a smile on her face. She felt down on the snow. "It's so soft! Like I'm standing on air!" Lolo opened her eyes and looked down. She was standing on air!

"Dang…" Lolo said before she came tumbling down to the low ground. "Oh my Goddess!"

Lolo closed her eyes ready to die…but not really.

Later….

"Oh my head!" Klonoa awoke with blood on the snow where his head was. "Oh god…" Klonoa passed out again.

Lolo awoke right after Klonoa did. "I'm not dead…?" Lolo looked around and saw Klonoa. She ran to him and looked at his unconscious body. "Maybe I shouldn't…" Lolo said to herself. "OK just once." Lolo started to touch Klonoa's face lovingly for about 10 minutes straight. She blushed highly when she thought about what she was doing and how this would affect her later.

"Lo-Lolo?!" Klonoa woke up and Lolo quickly jumped back. "I was shaking you awake!"

"OK." Klonoa said plainly.

The continued walking in the snow until the reached the city. "The address is 111 Indecision Road. They walked up to the road and looked for 111. The two were having a hard time finding the area.

Klonoa walked up to one of the Mira-Mirans. "Hey! Where's 111 Indecision Road?" Klonoa asked.

"It's left of, no right of Blake Street no Green Street…But then again maybe it's right of Blake Street but no it's Up of Yellow Snow Street or no…. It's right of the….Burger Shop…oh no way it's where." The Mira-Miran kept on pondering on where 111 was.

"Oh yeah….Indecision…" Klonoa said. He took a deep breath and then looked at the Mira-Miran's house. "What the heck! 111!?" Klonoa held his mouth out. Lolo looked and grew angry at the Mira-Miran.

"Here! IS! YOUR! PIZZA!" Klonoa gave the Mira Miran her pizza. "60.99!" Klonoa demanded.

"OK!" The Mira-Miran said. "No wait you got it wrong. No you didn't But maybe!"

Klonoa rose his fist in an instant! "YOU BETTER PAY!" Klonoa yelled in fury.

" OK! OK!" The Miran said in fear throwing the money.

OK! Let's go!" Lolo said as she ran away from Mira Mira.

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Klonoa: Poo….Popka sucks

Me: Please Review.