MY ACCOUNT IS FIXED! It all went tits up and I was being hacked by someone writing Star Trek fiction…I mean really, star trek? Anyway, I did set up another sight and post a few more chapters there but it wasn't getting much reaction. But I am finally back on KlaineLovexxx so all is well once again Lets hope there are no more cock ups shall we?
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"Blaine get out of the fucking shower already! You know how long it takes me to get ready for anything, and today is even worse because we will be out in public not just around school! Coommeeee onnnn! The girls want to meet in half an hour! I take about-" Kurt ranted through the door of their shared steamy bathroom as the door opened and Blaine cut through Kurt's sentence with a grin.
"You take about three hours in the shower and I take ten to fifteen minutes so it figures that I should go first" He grinned at Kurt's mutinous face "Plus, as you are the guy who almost stole all my innocence last night I should get first dibs" He winked and dodged Kurt's comb that was thrown at him.
"Oh let it drop, will you? Excuse me for being concerned about pressuring you into being actively gay when you have only just come out to me!" Kurt looked angry but couldn't help but smile at the grin that had spread across Blaine's face at his words.
"Actively gay, hu?" Blaine said in a mocking voice before receiving a hit on the arm from Kurt as he turned and slammed the bathroom door. "Awww come on baby, you know I am only kidding" Blaine leant against the door frame fake simpering "If you had just agreed to get into the shower with me in the first place we wouldn't be having this argument"
The door opened and Kurt appeared dressed only in a towel around his waist and glowered at Blaine, his hand on his hip "Aww you look so sexy when you're angry" Blaine grinned pulling Kurt into him. Kurt pouted but then smiled and put his arms around his neck before leaning in and kissing him slowly
"You're still not getting into my shower"
"Aw you're so mean!" Blaine moaned as Kurt giggled and shut the door on Blaine "Fine I will get ready and then just let the others in so they can nag at you to beautify yourself faster"
Kurt's voice floated through the door just audible above the shower "If you do that, I will ignore you all day"
"Sorry what did you say? I can't hear you. Oh yeah, that's right isn't it… if the others come in they will see you half-dressed and minus the famous beauty raceme! Shock horror! I'm sure you wouldn't think much of that now would you…." Kurt gave a short laugh from inside the bathroom and Blaine waited a while before saying "Of course if you let me in your shower…then I wouldn't get the chance to let the others in….so you would be spared the embarrassment of-"
"SHUT IT ANDERSON!" yelled Kurt "You are still not getting in my shower!"
Blaine laughed too himself and collapsed backwards onto his bed reminiscing about the night before. Kurt and he had spent the night laughing, making out and playing strip poker -Kurt hadn't been sure this game was meant to be played with only two people, but had cheered up when Blaine lost spectacularly and ended up completely naked. That had been one fun night, and no matter what Kurt said, he even looked beautiful when he was exhausted from only two hours sleep. The night terrors had stayed away too and Blaine felt proud knowing that he was the one who could protect Kurt, even if it was just from himself.
"Well sometimes I go out by myself" Blaine sang as he got to his feet and when to his wardrobe
"and I look across the water " He opened the door and began to lazily pick out a clean and pressed shirt, a clean and pressed pair of trousers, a clean and pressed blazer, a clean and pressed tie and finally a clean and not so pressed pair of boxers.
"and I think of all the things, what you're doing- and in my head I paint a picture" Blaine dropped the towel from around his waist and began to dance around the room.
"Cause since I've come on home- well my bodies been a mess" He danced over to his ipod and put it on shuffle. Blaine grinned at his own moment of stupidness before pulling on his boxers and his clean, pressed outfit. His mother had insisted that as he was her son he had to have everything looking perfect for the parents.
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An hour later- "Come on Kurt we were meant to start everything half an hour ago!"- the two boys, Caitlin, Emily and Becks were all but running into town.
"You. Are. Such. A. Ballbag. Kurt!" Becks breathed as they all skidded along the rain soaked roads towards the village.
"No, I think you mean he sucks ballbags" Laughed Emily
"Ew! That was a low blow!" giggled Becks as Kurt tried to flick Emily. She only wiggled her eyebrows at him and Becks yelled "And that's not an innuendo!"
Everyone laughed as they slowed down near the shops. "Right" Blaine sighed, sounding as if he never wanted to run again "We each have a list of things we need to get, and thanks to Kurt we are a half hour behind schedule" He winked at Kurt who glowered back "All the parents are arriving at six and its ten thirty now, that should be just about enough time but I think we should split up. Scooby, shaggy and Velma, you go that way and search for items, Daphne and I will go this way"
"Why am I Daphne? Kurt Said put out "I may be camp, but I'm not quite drag queen standard"
"Hey don't complain! He looked at me and Em when he said Shaggy and Scooby" laughed Caitlin
"Plus" Piped up Becks "You are fabulous, having a thing with Fred, and are a fashion diva. Perfect fit" She grinned and Kurt blushed and smiled at Blaine who took his hand before looking at the list and setting off down a nearby lane.
"How fitting! The first item on the list is cookies" Laughed Caitlin "Perfect for Shaggy and Scooby's munchies"
"come on, if we don't get back in time Clara will kill us all. Who put that bitch in charge anyway?"
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Two hours later The Mystery Gang all had a major sense of daja vu as they stood panting in the entrance hall of their school out of breath from running all the way from town.
"Why, oh why is our school on such a bloody big hill" Emily groaned clutching at a stitch in her side
"Just to spite us" Kurt mumbled as he adjusted his soaking wet hair, that had been, up until moments before, perfect "That's the same reason the heavens decided to open up and rain on us"
"Spiteful bitches" Caitlin said darkly before straightening up and beginning to walk towards the hall.
"WAIT! Stop right there" Came a dry voice from the staircase "What time do you call this?"
They all turned to look at the much hated form of Clara who was standing imperiously with one and on her hip, and a blue clipboard in the other. St-Young and Lucy stood one step above her glaring down at them all. Both the girls had decided to side with Clara when the divide had appeared all those weeks ago, and they now hated their old friends.
"I told you to be back at 12:20, it is now 12:34" She said glancing down at her watch "This is not acceptable. Go and get changed all of you and then go help in the hall. I expect you there in ten minutes" With that she and her cronies disappeared off into the hall without a backwards glance.
"Bitches" Said Blaine
"Who the fuck does she think she is?" Becks said incredulously
"She thinks she is a know it all whore who can boss us around. That's who" Kurt said glaring at the door Clara had gone through
"I am going to kill here one of these days" Caitlin mused lightly
"I'll help" chirruped Emily as she began to walk towards their dorms "Come on we have to be back in" She glanced down at her watch in a mimic of Clara "8:02 minutes"
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OOOO Clara is back in the picture….. That wasn't a great chapter but I think it added more to the characters dynamics