Here is the last update before I leave to go write my Mario Christmas fic this month. Keep in mind that Tails wrote this chapter, not me. Well technically he wrote all of them I guess.

Spoiler Alert to Sonic Color's plot, or lack of.

Welcome back internet. I am running out of greetings internet. This is going to be my last update until after the holidays and this time the explanations are going to end up being more of rants. Why is that you might ask? Well in today's section I'll be talking about everyone's favorite egg shaped scientist, Dr. Ivo Robtonik! Or you might just know him as Eggman. Let the ranting begin!

What was the point of the interstellar amusement park?

This to me just proves how ridiculous the doctor can be. Just about a year ago, Dr. Eggman created Eggman's Incredible Interstellar Amusement Park, and if you don't know what that is go read my section on Sonic Colors. Basically though, it had five small planets connected to a hub world of sort which was a mind control cannon in disguise. But when it was all over and I really thought about it, most of the design doesn't make any sense. Out of the entire park, only about three of the areas really fit into Eggman's plot. Tropical Resort was the hub world I mentioned. It had the super long space elevator and core filled with alien energy. Then there was Planet Wisp which was the aliens home world. This was the only planet that I believe Eggman actually stole from its orbit and without it he wouldn't have had a plan at all. Finally the last was the Asteroid Coaster which held all the factories where the aliens were converted into corrupted Nega Wisps. That leaves Sweet Mountain, Starlight Carnival, and Aquarium Park which just seem unnecessary. I understand that he wanted his park to look convincing but he could have done that without them so why did he go to trouble of building them. That is another thing, did he even build them or just steal them too. That was just never specified and bugs me. Anyway now I'll tell you that Eggmans big scheme was to fire a mind control cannon at the regular planet, not his park. Why did he even need any a park at all? Ugh, Eggman. I could talk about this all day (ask Sonic, I could) but I'll just move on now.

How did Eggman blow the planet to pieces?

This time it is about Sonic Unleashed. Eggman had already taken off with a large fleet of Egg Carriers, ready to attack the planet. But just then Sonic arrives! He runs and is like whoosh, boom, POW, whoosh! Then Eggman attacks and grabs him. Thinking quickly, Sonic uses the Chaos Emeralds to turn into Super Sonic! He frees himself and chases Eggman down, finally catching him in an oddly shaped station. Eggman pleads for mercy but then, (gasp) presses a button trapping our hero in an electric field which absorbs the emeralds power and activates the station as a cannon to destroy the planet! Wait; hold on, what was that? Eggman manages to destroy the planet? It happened and I can explain how. But first I'll apologize for that intro, thinking of writing something on this cool site I found called Fanfiction. This one is actually simpler than you think. I'll give you a clue, what's something that uses chaos energy to destroy planet sized objects? If you said the "Eclipse Cannon", then congratulations! It makes sense if you think about. Eggman's grandfather created the Eclipse Cannon on the space colony Ark more than fifty years ago, to destroy an evil alien's comet. Ten years ago, Eggman tried to use it to kill everyone. That being said, he had both the resources and the design for an all-powerful cannon of his own. He might have even started developing it ever since he found out about the Eclipse Cannon. But it is Eggman so how knows.

Is it Eggman or Robotnik?

No need to get confused, it's just one person with a nickname. You guys overthink things some times.

What are the catchphrases about?

I don't really have a fourth thing to explain in a big long paragraph, so I'll just continue to make fun of the doc. I start off by saying; I really think that he thinks he is funny. He's not very funny; Sonic is funny (most of the time). Sometimes when I watch those two argue it's almost like they're just trying to out-joke each other. That actually is pretty funny. But really, when you repeatedly say things like "get a load of this", "you little, you little", or even "time for a change of pace" in the middle of a battle, it gets annoying. The best part is he apparently "works hard on them" which gives me this hilarious image of him sitting in a dark room all night desperately trying to write one-liners. Maybe he used to be a comedian before he started all of this. The key word there is "used". I should really stop there before I sound to mean. Being as light hearted as I am, I really don't even hate the guy (the reader gasps), just dislike him. If anything he kind of is pitiful, but now I'm sounding depressing. Let's just end my babbling now.

That is it but one last thing internet! I am now adding polls to this blog.

Death Egg or ARK, which one is your favorite?

Now just review to answer, tell me how I did so far, or just give ideas for the next update. The next update will not be until after the holidays; Sonic promised to take me sledding at Ice Cap! Until then goodbye and happy holidays internet!

-Miles Prower

I'm still really excited to see all the reviewers, new and old! Especially since I didn't expect anyone to really like this story. I'm going to PM some of you later and also I still want to add more than just plain explanations to this story. But until then, generic Happy Holidays!