(Fourth wall shatters)

Code1295- Hey, look, I'm writing right after December like I said I would... (looks around nervously)

Tails- No you're not. You were all lazy and you're just now writing this two months later.

Code1295- Hey! That's not... Well okay it's completely true, but in my defense there were school projects stressing me out and writing can take forever! I only want to write this when it's fun for me.

Tails- You don't even write any of it, I do!

Code1295- ...

Tails- Did you even PM any of our reviewers like you said?

Code1295- Perhaps...

(Tails does a facepam)

Tails- Just let me start already...

(Code1295 rebuilds fourth wall)

Miss me internet? I'm sorry I haven't updated this whole time but I've just been busy. Sonic and I went on that sledding trip to the Ice Cap Zone but unfortunately we ended up running into Jet and his gang who of course wanted to race. When Sonic refused, Jet basically freaked out and started a huge snowball war which gave us all colds for that week. At one point, we both ducked and Jet threw a snowball in Wave's face. It was totally worth it. The rest of the time I've just been fiddling in the shop with the usual tech stuff and hanging out with my friends on occasion. It's weird how fast my simple life can turn insane sometimes. Let's begin.

How does Shadow run so fast?

Shadow the Hedgehog is sort of like the anti-hero to Sonic and possibly the only rival to his speed. We know that he has a strong connection with the Chaos Emeralds and even has Chaos energy in his blood. Also you should know that he uses a strange type of shoes that propels him forward by skating with them. So how do they work? Well, I have a basic understanding of the concept. His shoes hold small jet engine-like machinery that allow him to float on any surface and when he uses them like skates then he moves forward. Think of them like real skates on the ice except the shoes allow any surface to become the ice part. Also it seems that only Shadow can use them as they are a sort of extension of his power. Perhaps it is not even jet fuel which is used but rather raw Chaos energy that activates and runs them. I'm not sure but I can tell you that Chaos energy can be different depending on who uses it and even the Chaos Emeralds seem to pick who they are used by. Well that's all I say for that matter.

Whose friends with whom?

You may not know this, but not all our friends are exactly friends with each other. Sure we all know each other and most of us get along, there are a few personal connections that may surprise you. For example, the only one who really hangs around Knuckles most of the time is Rouge. She seems to go visit him often and Sonic said it's because she's got a "thing" for him, but when you live on a flying island in the sky I suppose you don't get many regular visitors. I think she just wants to keep him for going insane up there by stopping by when she can. I know I wouldn't be able to go five minutes sitting alone by the Master Emerald without some tech in hand!

Can you see Chaos Control?

Apparently you can see what is known as Chaos Control because we have evidence. Usually when you see Chaos Control, someone just disappears from one place and reappears somewhere else. What is really happening though is that they user is moving so fast that those around them cannot follow their motion and they give off the illusion that they disappeared. This ties in with what I said before about Sonic standing on my biplane wing. The fact that he can view the world at high speeds and make sense of it allows him to do the opposite. When he first met Shadow, he was able to see Shadow fly past him while using Chaos Control. He mistook his speed for the warping effect but in actuality, Shadow was simply moving at a very high speed. I'm not sure if I explained that as well as some of the other things so I apologize.

Does Sonic "like" Amy?

Everybody calm down before I say this because I've read the online forums and it seems everyone has strong opinions on this matter but remember this is MY opinion only. Now, from what I've seen over the years I'd have to say that yes, Sonic absolutely has a secret crush for Miss Amy Rose. Amy's made it quite obvious that she likes him so I don't know why they don't at least talk about it or something. But Sonic is known to run without thinking, meaning he'll ether run willing into trouble like with Eggman, or run away to avoid the problem as with Amy. Personally I like Amy when she's not acting completely smitten over Sonic so I would like to see them end up together. Please no one out there send this update to Sonic, he'd kill me for saying all this. Well not "kill" but probably force a surprise adventure on me to somewhere dreadful. Unlike him, I don't much enjoy running through volcanos and deadly factories.

Poll:

Who was the better ally?

Shaara or Caliburn?

Happy Valentine's Day Internet!

-Miles Prower

Sorry for the long update again everyone who is reading this. This story's not dead, I promise, but I need suggestions for things to talk about to keep it going. Next chapter will probably be about SatSR and/or SatBK but still give ideas on things that just don't make sense to you. Also it was just coincidence that I'm updating on Valentine's Day but that worked out nicely. Sorry if any of the spacing is off, my word processor is being weird.