I should clarify on this, I'm only considering the GAME series cannon for this fic. Sorry.

S'up interweb! Since I'm sure you can't tell, I'm actually not Tails for this update! Can you guess who I might be instead? Well, duh, why wouldn't it be me! So anyway, Tails is actually sick in bed today but he wanted me to do his update for him. He told me just to clarify anything that I've seen over the years that may confuse some people so, here we go!

Did Black Knight and Secret Rings really happen?

Those of you out there may not even know of these adventures and most of my friends don't even believe that they happened. But believe me, I was there and they did. Out of all the crazy events that have happened to me (most caused by Eggman) these two were the weirdest. I mean come on, how does a guy get sucked into a magical fantasy world not once, but twice! You really can't make this stuff up. I even have proof but when I tell people, they still think I'm a nutcase. The proof in case you're wondering is the actual storybooks from which I was sucked into. They even say "Sonic" in the title for crying out loud! (sigh) On a somewhat related note, there never was a "Black Knight" book until after I left the realm of King Arthur. I was just sorta minding my own business at a chilidog stand, keeping an eye out for Amy, when the ground opens up below me! Then, when it's all over, the book just shows up at my door a day later. Weird right? That actually reminds of something I want to clear up.

Does Sonic "like" Amy?

I, repeat after me, DO NOT, or will EVER, "like" Amy Rose. How could I? She's so, so, so, clingy, and aggressive! I can't have someone like that tying me down! I wouldn't even know how to be a boyfriend anyway. I don't know, I'm just not ready for a relationship, ya know? I'm too busy being my awesome self: not slowing down for nothing and just living day by day. Agh, let's just move on.

How does boosting work?

The "Sonic Boost" or just boost is a special move I developed to really break the limits of how fast I can go. Basically what happens is I use some source of energy to accelerate so much that the wind rushes past me creating a barrier in front that rips apart anything in its way. It takes on a blue tint because it's reflecting my true blue color. The easiest source of energy is usually the rings that are found all over the world but also can be found in various robots and objects that I can smash through. When I was in outer space, I used the Hyper-go-on energy from white wisps for a slightly different kind of boost which still had the same effect. Look at me being all smart there! This isn't that hard.

Why did Sonic Adventure have alternate storylines?

This one's a piece of cake! In Sonic Adventure (how original Tails), the story was told differently depending on which point of view you heard it from. So the obvious answer to why is that each of us really did just tell parts differently than the rest. For example, Knuckles swears to this day that I'm the one who started that fight against him at the Mystic Ruins. I was just standing talking to Tails when he ran at me punching! Whose to say though who is most accurate. I bet we all had some parts that were less true than others so just pick your favorites and be done with it.

Poll:
Best highway?
Speed Highway or Radical Highway?

Past polls are still open!
Ark(2)Death Egg(0)
Caliburn(2)Shaara(0)

I had fun writing this, maybe I'll bug Tails to let me do it more. I also have to go yell at him now for not butting out of other peoples relationships. Later!

-Sonic the Hedgehog

So what did you think of that? I even planned to have Tails still in this chapter but changed it last minute. Keep sending in anything and all things that qualify as "Sega Logic" as my friend and I would say.