After claiming their baggage and renting a minivan, everyone piled into the car to begin their vacation, unaware that, on the other side of the parking garage, two very familiar enemies were watching.

"Yo, Pop," Bowser Jr. mumbled, "What are we gonna do? Blow the car up with Bob-ombs? Shoot it into oblivion with Bullet Bills?"

"Quiet!" Bowser hissed, "We can't do anything to obvious! The last thing we want is to send Disney World into a panic! If we do, they'll shut the whole place down, leaving us with no vacation! We have to be sneaky if we want to get rid of Mario successfully."

"Oh, ok." Bowser Jr. replied, "But couldn't we just blow up Disney World and go to Universal Studios instead?"

The only reply Bowser Jr. got was a smack in the back of the head.

"Are we there yet?"

Mario, the driver, glanced in the rearview mirror to see Wario in the back seat whining... again.

"Look, Wario," Mario began, "Disney World is only thirty minutes away from the airport. I think you can survive for thirty minutes."

"No I can't!" Wario protested, "I forgot to bring my GBA! How do you think I can survive for thirty minutes!?"

"Look at the scenery."

"That's boring!"

Mario decided to blow Wario off and talk to Peach, who was in the passenger seat.

"So..." Mario asked, "What are we going to do once we get there?"

"Well, we'll reach Disney World around nine, which is when the parks open." Peach explained, "So I figured we'll just go right to the Magic Kingdom since our hotel rooms won't be ready yet. Not only that, I have reservations for Cinderella's Royal Table!"

"WHAT!?" Waluigi screamed, "I AM NOT GOING TO EAT IN SOME PRISSY LITTLE GIRLY RESTAURANT!!!"

"Ow..." Luigi, who was finally awake, moaned, "My ears..."

"Stop whining," Daisy demanded, "Or we'll force you to ride It's a Small World over and over until you'll have that song stuck in your head forever."

"NOOO!!!" Wario cried, "ANYTHING BUT THAT!"

"I repeat," Luigi moaned, "My ears..."

"Hey, everyone!" Peach shouted, "We're here!"

Everyone looked out the window and saw the giant welcome gate announcing that they were inside Walt Disney World!

Five short minutes later Mario parked the car in the Magic Kingdom parking lot.

"Hey! All right!" Luigi shouted as he jumped out of the car, fully regenerated after his little nap, "What want to do guys want to do first? Space Mountain? Splash Mountain? Big Thun..."

"Actually," Mario interrupted, glancing at the map the parking attendant gave him, "The first ride we'll be going on is the monorail, since we have to cross that lake over there before we can reach the park."

After a little walking, everyone was about to board the monorail when Peach suddenly remembered something.

"Oh, excuse me, miss?" Peach asked the woman loading people on the monorail, "Could we sit in the front, please?"

"Sure thing!" The woman cheerfully replied, opening the pilot's door, "Here you go!"

"That's it!?" Wario gasped, "You don't have to give them fifty bucks to do that like everything else in the park!?"

Wario's reply was an elbow jab courtesy of Mario.

"All you have to do to ride in the front is ask!" Peach grumbled, "You don't need to be so rude!"

"Well, sorrrry..." Wario apologized sarcastically.

The group got in the front of the monorail unaware that, a little ways down the monorail track, Bowser and Bowser Jr. were already trying to ruin Mario's vacation.

"See, Son?" Bowser explained, a chainsaw in hand, "This is how you get rid of someone without it looking intentional!"

"Yeah!" Bowser Jr. replied, "All we had to do was cut a piece of this track off and when Mario comes... BANG! No more Mario! Ha!"

"That's my boy! Oh, quick hide! Mario's coming!"

The two Bowsers climbed off the monorail track and watched as the monorail carrying Mario and the gang came up to the gap... and keep on going because they were on the express monorail whereas Bowser and Bowser Jr. had cut off a part of the normal monorail line.

"Uh..." Bowser Jr. stuttered, "Opsies..."

"Wait a second..." Bowser grumbled, "If that wasn't the monorail line Mario was on then that must mean..."

Both Bowsers looked, wide eyed and mouths gaping open, as the other monorail with innocent vacationers came driving up on the rail with the gap!

"Aw, dang..." Bowser mumbled, "There's only one thing we can do right now..."

"Run?"

"No. Even worse."

Upon saying this, Bowser, with more speed than ever thought possible by a lumbering giant turtle, climbed back up onto the rail, lodged himself in the gap, and pretty much served as a temporary part of the rail as the monorail ran over him. When he climbed back down, his sides were covered in tire marks, his shell was squashed into a square, and he was pretty ticked off.

"That wasn't such a good idea huh, dad?" Bowser Jr. asked.

All Bowser did was look to where Mario's monorail had gone and shout, "I'M GONNA RUIN THAT PUNK'S VACATION EVEN IF IT KILLS ME!!!"